Kill the sadistic male protagonist and become the emperor

Chapter 115 Laughter

What kind of feelings did Ren Baozhi have towards the man in black? It was so complicated that even she herself couldn't explain it. The man in black saved her life, helped her kill Chen Gongzheng, and helped her cover up all traces of the crime. Her gratitude to the man in black was real.

Besides, he did agree to the black-clad man's request that night.

However, whenever the man in black looked at him with this kind of eyes and treated him with this kind of attitude, he would always be easily angered.

In front of her, he was like a mouse with nowhere to hide. No matter how he waved his claws, in front of the cat, it was just a futile struggle before death and an absolute joke.

Unfortunately, Ren Baozhi wanted to play the joke. She asked, "Did I break my promise? I did promise to let you suck my blood once a month at the end of the month. You've always known exactly where I am, haven't you? You don't have the ability to enter the palace, yet you're blaming me for breaking my promise?"

She looked up at the man in black and said, "Now, before the end of the month, you have come here without permission. It is clearly you who broke the agreement."

The man in black stopped approaching and asked nonchalantly, "What if I break my promise?"

"The agreement is void."

"Do you really think you have the final say on this agreement?"

"Maybe not now," Ren Baozhi imitated the black-clad man's nonchalant tone, "Who can say for sure what will happen in the future?"

The man in black chuckled when he heard this: "Sometimes I really wonder where your confidence comes from."

“From the heart.”

"what for?"

"I was willing to agree to your request because I was willing at the time, and I hate your breaking of the promise because I hate it now. I only want to do what I want to do, and I won't do anything I don't want to do. If you make me uncomfortable, I will resist to the end. If I can't resist today, then tomorrow. If not tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow."

Although Ren Baozhi was looking up, the words she said made the man in black feel that she was looking down at him.

Pursing her lips beneath her face mask, she asked, "What kind of feeling is this 'discomfort'?"

Ren Baozhi rolled her eyes at the man in black: "Are you doing your reading comprehension here?"

The man in black didn't get angry and continued to ask Ren Baozhi: "Tell me, okay?"

Ren Baozhi had to admit that the man in black sometimes really was like a well-behaved student eager to learn. She reluctantly answered his questions and clarified his confusion: "The anger when one's wishes are ignored or violated by others."

"What's the point of being angry? You can't resist me, can you?"

"I really can't resist you now, but my anger will allow me to keep resisting."

The man in black leaned over and sniffed at Ren Baozhi's neck. "Will this make you angrier?"

Ren Baozhi didn't avoid her movements, but instead tilted his neck to meet her: "Yes."

"You won't avoid it?"

"Why should we avoid it?" Ren Baozhi asked, "If you break the promise, it won't do any harm to me. Now that this broken promise is gone, we can finally break off our relationship."

"Heh." The man in black chuckled and held Ren Baozhi's hand.

Ren Baozhi retracted her hand for only a moment, and then let the man in black hold it in his palm.

The man in black held her wrists and gently untied the ropes for her.

The moment her hands were free, she reached for the black-clad man's veil. The black-clad man easily caught her wrist and said, "You still owe me a few jokes."

Ren Baozhi thought for a moment, then she recalled that day in the cabin, the man in black said that she wanted to have fun, so she agreed to tell her a few jokes to cheer her up.

Well, Ren Baozhi always keeps her promises. In addition, she was always at the forefront of the Internet in her previous life. She has seen all kinds of funny and abstract things. A few jokes are just a piece of cake for her.

I just don't know if this man in black has a low sense of humor. Anyway, her sense of humor is quite low. Every time she sees a joke that is too ridiculous, she can laugh so hard that the bed creaks.

Ren Baozhi cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, sit down. I'll tell you a few things."

The man in black sat down as he was told: "You seem to dislike being looked down upon."

Ren Baozhi rolled her eyes and said, "You like it?"

This sentence brought back some hidden memories for the woman in black. She recalled the crazy and sticky looks of those men. She felt uncomfortable in her heart, but her expression remained calm: "I don't like it."

Looking at the fully armed men in black, Ren Baozhi told his first joke: "The cold-faced killer finished eight bowls of cold noodles in one breath."

The man in black didn't laugh, her eyes even said: Can this be called a joke?

Ren Baozhi awkwardly began searching her mind again, remembering the Dali Temple. She continued, "When the Dali Temple was investigating a case, they saw a footprint on the ground. The person visually estimated it and said, 'The criminal should be a man, about five feet seven inches tall.' At that moment, a man's voice suddenly came from the nearby canal: 'Six feet.' (1.8 meters)"

After saying this, Ren Baozhi couldn't help but burst into laughter. She bent over with laughter, and kept hitting the black-clad man's thigh with her fists.

When she laughed so hard that she couldn't stop coughing, she was forced to stop laughing.

Looking up, the man in black remained indifferent.

"Isn't it funny?"

The man in black looked at her quietly without saying a word.

Ren Baozhi pondered over it and came up with a joke. She said to the man in black seriously, "You can't suck my blood anymore."

The man in black tilted his head slightly: "Why?"

Ren Baozhi said, "Because I am a hot-blooded young man, I will burn your mouth and make it full of blisters."

The man in black finally chuckled.

Only then did Ren Baozhi realize that the black-clothed man's eyes sparkled when he smiled, as bright as if they were filled with moonlight.

But this moonlight is fleeting.

The next day, Ren Baozhi carried a cloth bag and went to the West Market alone to take a look at the shop that Yundu and her friends had renovated.

Now each of them has his or her own task, and Ren Baozhi has become the only free person.

Today, she not only wore a round-necked robe and a black turban, but also tied her chest tightly, making it impossible to see any feminine features.

Yundu and others were very confused about her outfit, but Ren Baozhi just smiled and said nothing.

The shop had indeed been renovated, and the exterior looked brand new, much brighter than other shops.

The glazed windows sparkle in the sunlight, dazzling and eye-catching.

When you push the door open and walk in, you will find the store is well-lit and spacious and bright.

Not only that, after she closed the door, the sounds of the city outside instantly became much quieter. Although there was still noise, it allowed people to concentrate on reading.