Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 307: The curiosity of the ancients did not distinguish between adults and children

With the young eunuchs' hard work in propaganda, the sound of explosions in the capital city never stopped.

According to statistics from bored people, at least a dozen toilets exploded in the capital city that day, and the air above the capital city was even worse than the day before.

The people of the capital city deeply experienced what a stinking stench meant.

When they went to court the next day, most of the court officials had dark circles under their eyes.

Seeing this scene, Emperor Xuan really wanted to laugh out loud. Xu Jinyu's evil idea was so evil and immoral, and the effect was too good.

These court officials also felt the old father's feelings, as if they hadn't noticed that the bastards had distorted faces with laughter yesterday.

Didn’t he laugh happily yesterday?

It's his turn to laugh today.

"Mr. Liu, why are there red bloodshot eyes?" Emperor Xuan was concerned about his ministers.

Lord Liu stared at Emperor Xuan and didn't want to say a word. What's wrong? Don't you know?

If it weren't for the difference in status, Lord Liu would have called you a brat and a scoundrel!

Your Majesty is really a bad person. Yesterday, you carefully explained to the people of the capital why toilets explode, what are the reasons if they don't explode, and how to make the toilet explode.

Everything was explained clearly.

The toilet explosion in Beijing yesterday was not only caused by children, but also by some adults who were extremely curious.

His eyes were bloodshot because he didn't sleep the whole night. The whole family did a big cleaning together, and as for the little bastard who got into trouble, he soaked in a bucket of water all night.

It really stinks.

Emperor Xuan didn't care whether Lord Liu answered the question or not, and he just kept talking: "Old Liu, this happened yesterday, why don't you take good care of your children?"

"And Mr. Luo, I remember that the youngest in your family is a little girl. Why do you also have black eyes? Could it be that your granddaughter blew up the toilet in your house?"

Luo Jia tried his best to resist the urge to curse: "It was my granddaughter who blew it up. My granddaughter is very curious. I have something to report to you."

At this moment, all the civil and military officials looked at Luo Jia with admiration, thinking that he was worthy of being Luo Tietou. They quickly impeached His Majesty.

Your Majesty's move has really caused trouble for everyone.

Unfortunately, Emperor Xuan did not accept the challenge.

"If you want to impeach me, wait a minute. Can't you see that I care about you, my ministers?"

"Li Qing's family..."

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Today's morning court was exceptionally long, and the entire court room was filled with Emperor Xuan's hearty laughter.

Emperor Xuan was happy, but the court officials were not.

When the court was dismissed, the resentment in the ministers' heads almost took shape.

As for Luo Jia, he did not say a word during the entire morning court session, and the memorial written overnight in his sleeve was never used, so the impeachment naturally ended in vain.

Some court officials who were not affected were still in the mood to brag to those around them: "Fortunately, my son is well-behaved and does whatever we tell him not to do."

"That's right. Your son is well-known for being well-behaved. Unlike my son, he has been followed by two servants since yesterday. They never leave his side, even when he goes to the toilet. I was afraid he would try it, and that's how it happened. Before I knew it, the child had a lighter on him."

"If he goes to the toilet secretly again today, he will use the toilet at home."

"Hey, this child has been worry-free since he was young. I haven't done anything..."

Before he could finish his words, the housekeeper rushed over.

"Master, the young master blew up the toilet!"

"Puff!"

Some people couldn't help but laugh. They were just showing off how well-behaved their sons were, but they didn't expect to be slapped in the face so quickly.

The official was a little embarrassed, so he threw his sleeves and said coldly, "It's blown up, so what? How can you be a steward? Aren't there enough explosions from yesterday to today? Just clean it up quickly."

"But..." The housekeeper's eyes were filled with tears.

"Master, you didn't blow up the toilet at home, you blew up the toilet in the inn. The inn has a lot of people, so the scene was particularly big. And now most of the people staying in the inn are candidates who are taking the imperial examination. Those candidates..."

The housekeeper couldn't bear to continue.

The young master was almost beaten to death by those scholars, and now he is still in their hands. They will not let him go unless they compensate them for their losses.

Those are all things for scholars.

The inn was almost destroyed.

The lady has gone back to her parents' home to seek help.

"Hahaha... bro, your son's obedience is really questionable."

The ostentatious official had been petrified there.

Compensate the student, the innkeeper, and more...

Their family is finished!

Honglu Temple,

General Xie sneaked into the toilet of Honglu Temple and turned around to see if there was anyone around.

"Throw the tinderbox into the toilet from a distance. With my kung fu, I should be able to dodge it, right? I am curious, but I don't want to..."

General Xie nodded and stepped back.

Suddenly it collided with something.

"ah!"

"what!"

Two figures jumped up together.

"why you?"

"why you?"

"Why can't it be me! I'm just using the toilet."

"Why can't it be me! I'm just using the toilet."

"You use a tinderbox when you go to the toilet."

"You use the toilet in secret at home."

"Hi."

General Xie raised his head and chest and tried to stand up straight.

"We soldiers are used to carrying fire sticks. I wonder what His Majesty the Xuanwang is doing secretly."

The corner of King Xuan's mouth twitched. How could he meet people when he just wanted to blow up a toilet?

Pack! You keep pretending!

If someone carries a fire starter, they will hold it in their hand, unlike him, who says whatever he thinks.

"Stop pretending. You just want to see if the toilet can really explode, right?"

Now that his intentions were clear, General Xie stopped pretending.

"Your Highness Xuan Wang, I'm here to take a look too. How about the two of us..."

King Xuan nodded.

"That······"

The two looked at each other,

"You keep watch, and I'll throw the tinder."

"it is good!"

"Your Majesty!"

"Little general!"

The envoys from Dai Viet and Dai Wu rushed into the backyard of the Honglu Temple.

"This toilet is not going to explode!"

"This is the Honglu Temple. Your Majesty, do you want to be held accountable by the people of Daqian?"

"If Your Majesty is really curious, go find a family in the capital and blow them up."

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Prince Xuan and General Xie Xiao were dragged away in a mess by their respective men.

Princess Tai'an's Mansion, no, it's Prince An's Mansion now. The plaque has been made in advance and is waiting to be hung up. Princess Tai'an's Mansion has been officially renamed.

Xu Jinyu was sitting at her desk, writing furiously. Beside her was Xu Yanran, who looked sad. This sister didn't like studying, and her handwriting was just as good as Xu Jinyu's. The two sisters shouldn't laugh at each other.

When she helped Xu Jinyu copy books, no one else could tell.

It's the same dog paddle anyway.

Xu Yanran bit the pen, the corners of her mouth were black, and she still did not forget to bargain with Xu Jinyu: "Sister, you see, I have been copying for a few days, and I have things to do in my shop, so I don't need to come tomorrow!"

Before Xu Jinyu opened her mouth, Xu Feiyu's finger had already pointed upwards.

"Both of you should copy carefully. We finally have some time. Practice your handwriting. Look at your terrible handwriting. It's as ugly as it can be."

“Hehehe…”

Xu Jinyu just smiled foolishly. After using hard pen for more than ten years, she really couldn't get used to this soft brush.

Life is better now, and Xu Yanran has developed a better temper: "But sister, I can earn money to support myself, why do I need to write such beautiful characters?"

"What did you say you were doing?"

Xu Feiyu twisted Xu Yanran's ear directly and said, "You can't even write a single nice word. I feel ashamed. You also have to go to the store in the morning and go to the Women's Vocational School in the afternoon to learn knowledge. If you dare not go, I will throw you onto the island in the middle of the lake."

"Big sister~~~"

Xu Yanran's voice sounded like it was soaked in sugar, she clamped her throat and acted coquettishly to her elder sister.

Xu Feiyu raised his eyebrows and glared at her, and Xu Yanran became dispirited. She obediently went to help Xu Jinyu copy the book.

In this situation, what happened on the island in the middle of the lake?