Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 290: Holding on.

Everyone looked at the inner guard who was laughing wildly in confusion.

Could it be that this gentleman from the capital is crazy?

Behind the inner guards, Princess Wuyang and Ren Changfeng were trying so hard to hold back their laughter that their faces were distorted. Xu Jinyu would be able to see them if she turned her head. Unfortunately, Xu Jinyu was also immersed in the gossip.

In order to make his smile less abrupt, the inner guard nodded at Liu Guangzu, who looked confused, and said, "Throughout history, you are the first person to blow up a toilet!!!"

As soon as the inner guard's words came out, Princess Wuyang and Ren Changfeng, who had been struggling to hold back their laughter, finally no longer had to hold back.

"Ha ha ha ha·····"

"Ha ha ha ha······"

【Ha ha ha ha······】

·······

Liu Guangzu looked at the people in front of him who were laughing like crazy and said angrily, "I didn't blow up the toilet."

[Well~~ you didn't blow up the toilet on purpose, you just blew it up accidentally. 】

[After investigating the cause of the toilet explosion, his father not only rebuilt the school, but also sent generous gifts to all the teachers, asking them not to tell the students that it was Liu Guangzu who blew up the toilet, otherwise Liu Guangzu would not be able to live as a human being, as no one wanted a colleague who had blown up a toilet.]

[His father is simply the greatest enemy of all time, and he has to clean up the mess every day. ]

[His father's original intention was for him to concentrate on his studies and not be distracted by other things, but his father ended up beating him for no reason, and he even wanted us to take charge and punish his father. This son is so filial...]

Filial piety indeed!

The inner guard managed to hold back his laughter with great difficulty, and said with trembling lips: "Liu Guangzu... you are... shit~~"

Liu Guangzu stood up upon hearing this, furious.

"How could I explode... Shit? After investigation, it was found that a student's oil lamp fell into the toilet. It had nothing to do with me."

Internal Security: "But if you didn't pour lamp oil into the toilet every day, even if the lamp fell in, it wouldn't necessarily explode."

Liu Guangzu was ashamed for a moment when his trick was exposed, but he immediately said loudly: "Even if I pour lamp oil every day, it doesn't mean that I am the one who blew up the toilet."

Internal Security: "How can the lamp burn without oil? If it can't burn, it won't explode, so you are the reason why the toilet exploded."

"I didn't~~~" Liu Guangzu's voice pierced the sky, with a barely perceptible tremor in it.

It sounded as if the toilet bombing incident was actually related to him, but whether it was true or not, he would never admit it, or else he would be beaten to death by the people of Changlu County.

You know, after the toilet in the college exploded, the stench spread for a whole month. It became a routine for students in the college to spit before eating.

Stinky is nothing, they are covered in gold~~~

Must deny.

This is the only thought in Liu Guangzu's not-so-bright mind.

"Okay! I was wondering why our academy's toilets have never exploded in all the years we've been open. Why are we so unlucky that they exploded when we were in school? It turns out it's all because of you."

A young man squeezed out of the crowd and rushed towards Liu Guangzu with red eyes.

Liu Guangzu wanted to run when he saw this, but the crowd surrounded the place tightly, and there was nowhere to run. Liu Guangzu could only run around the wall of people, and he kept muttering as he ran: "Zhang Guang, you got a mouthful of shit because you were lying on the grass. You can't blame me for that. It was just bad luck. The explosion of the toilet is really not my fault."

"Besides, your classmates all laughed at you, but I didn't laugh at you. I even helped you beat up those students who laughed at you."

Zhang Guang thought of Liu Guangzu's righteous help, which now seemed hypocritical. He became even angrier and chased him even more fiercely.

Seeing that this didn't work, Liu Guangzu changed his angle: "Your father dislikes your stench and won't let you sit at the table for meals. It's not my fault."

[This mouth~~No beating is in vain. 】

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

The voices of Liu Guangzu and Zhang Guang were not small, and the students outside heard them, and everyone rushed in with one mind.

How could the people who were enjoying the fun give in? Until one voice shouted, "We are students from the academy. We want to beat Liu Guangzu to death."

"Wow!"

The crowd dispersed immediately.

Liu Guangzu saw a gap in the crowd and ran over happily.

"Thank you, neighbors."

next moment,

The sound of teeth grinding rang out: "Liu Guangzu!!!"

Liu Guangzu's happy expression froze as he looked at the familiar faces.

“Hehehe…everyone…”

The students of the academy were all ready to fight, and some even held sticks in their hands.

Liu Guangzu's ghost is surging.

"Dad~~~Help~~~"

Students flocked to it.

He beat me and scolded me at the same time, and the scolding was really ugly.

As Zhang Guang scolded, more students understood what was happening.

"Liu Guangzu, I, xxx, will never reconcile with you."

"Liu Guangzu, I'm going to beat you to death, you bastard. I feel like vomiting when I see pornographic things now, and it's all your fault."

"Liu Guangzu, from now on, I will beat you up every time I see you in Changlu County."

·······

Soon the crowd overwhelmed Liu Guangzu, and his screams were particularly loud.

"Mom, come here~~~Ah!! Don't hit my face~~~Who took off my pants!!"

Princess Wuyang covered her ears with a look of reluctance on her face: "Should we stop them?"

Xu Jinyu also covered her ears with a smile: "No need, we have suffered so much, at least let everyone vent their anger."

"It's time to vent your anger!"

Princess Wuyang nodded.

When Liu Guangzu's father heard the news and brought people to rescue his son, Liu Guangzu was completely swollen and even his mother could not recognize him if she stood in front of him.

Old Man Liu had a look of despair on his face. He had managed to suppress the toilet explosion incident with great difficulty, but this bastard son brought it up himself.

Xu Jinyu carefully suggested: "This big trumpet is useless, why don't you practice a small trumpet!"

Father Liu: “What do you mean?”

"It's just that this eldest son is too useless. You should give birth to a younger son as soon as possible. It seems that you love your son. When you die, your younger son will clean up the mess for his older brother. Otherwise, without a brother, your son will kill himself sooner or later."

"Thank you, sir!"

Old Man Liu nodded heavily. He really had a deep understanding of this matter.

"besides····"

Before Xu Jinyu could say anything, Liu Guangzu's uncle, aunt, cousin, brother, and cousin... rushed in and started a second round of inhumane beating.