Chapter 298 Do you know what a scholar is?
Chapter 298 Do you know what a scholar is?
Zhao Qiaoniang looked at him coldly and said, "Why? You don't want to?"
Zhou Wensheng's face turned ugly: "I am a scholar, how can I do such a vulgar job?"
Li Dongyang, who was standing nearby, was moving rocks while saying, "Bah! Do you really think you're so great just because you're a scholar?"
Zhou Wensheng said with disdain:
"Of course it's amazing, do you think you can pass the exam and become a scholar?
"You're the type who can only dig for food in the fields all your life? Do you even know what a scholar is?"
"Hahahahahaha..." Everyone around laughed.
Zhou Wensheng also laughed:
"Look at you, you're really embarrassing yourself. You look so dirty and dusty, I'm afraid you've been living in the mountains for a long time.
If you don’t even know the rules, don’t embarrass yourself here!
Li Dongyang shouted loudly:
"How dare you! When I was a scholar, I was afraid you were still drinking milk from your mother's arms!
Back then, when I was only eighteen years old, I made my mark in the imperial examination and passed the examination as a scholar.
After passing the imperial examination, I was not satisfied with it, but studied even harder.
Finally, in the subsequent provincial examination, I passed the imperial examination again and became famous.
Afterwards, I packed my bags and rushed to the capital to take part in the imperial examination. I successfully stood out and was awarded the title of Gongshi.
In the following palace examination, I even appeared before the emperor in the Golden Palace and was eventually chosen as a Jinshi, thus embarking on my official career.
You were only 33 years old at the time, who do you think you are?"
Zhou Wensheng was stunned: "At the age of 33, he's already a Jinshi? Hahaha... Who are you kidding?"
Li Dongyang sneered: "Do I need to coax you? Lao Bai was a Jinshi at the age of 28.
This person... look carefully, Wang Fa, I... I got the Jinshi degree at the age of 38, in this respect, he is indeed not as good as me."
Wang Fa was amused: "Li Dongyang, you are only a third-rank official, and I am a Shangshu, a second-rank official..."
Li Dongyang touched his nose and said, "Alright! Aren't we equal now?"
Wang Fa coughed and said, "Yes! Prime Minister Liu is the prime minister, and he is just like us now."
Zhou Wensheng trembled. What kind of officials were these? Shangshu, Prime Minister?
Liu Quanzhou sneered and said, "You're just a scholar. I wonder what you're trying to show off. Are you trying to show off your special abilities? Come and get to work."
Zhou Wensheng was so scared that he trembled and walked over with a shovel.
Madam Bai and a group of women were cooking dinner and asked, "Those Jianghu people, do we need to prepare food for them?"
Zhao Qiaoniang looked at them and sneered, "What kind of food are you preparing? I think it's better to starve."
A small follower looked at them and said, "Madam, would you like to accept a servant? I think being a servant in your house would be great..."
Mulan glared at him and said, "You all want to smash us to death, and you want us to take you as slaves. I was afraid that you would just kill us!"
The little guy quickly waved his hands and said:
"No, no, we just want to find a way out, but we have our own difficulties.
It’s all for a meal, so where can we not eat?”
A small, thin henchman stepped forward first, patting his chest loudly:
"My dear fellows, please do not underestimate me! I have been in the martial arts world for so many years, and my greatest skill is gathering information.
My eavesdropping skills are top-notch! Whether it's the private affairs of a wealthy family or the hidden strongholds of a gang, as long as I want to find out, there is nothing I don't know.
A while ago, the leader and second in command of Qingfeng Village had a dispute over the uneven distribution of spoils. I could hear their quarrel clearly from the bushes a mile away.
With my skills, I'm sure I can provide you with a lot of useful information and help you catch those bad guys in one fell swoop!"
As soon as the words fell, a woman in black clothes and with a slender figure walked forward with a confident smile on her lips:
"Hmph, that's nothing! What I'm best at is tracking and hiding.
In this world, there is no one I can lose. No matter how powerful the opponent is in light Kung Fu, as long as I have my eyes on him, he can't get rid of me.
Last month, the mysterious night killer disappeared without a trace after committing a crime in the city, but he still couldn't escape my eyes. I tracked him all the way and finally found his lair.
Follow me, and I guarantee you’ll be able to arrest whoever you want in the future!"
At this time, a burly man shouted in a muffled voice:
"What you said is all empty talk! I'm different. With my brute force, I can take on several of you.
Those gangsters, as long as I take action, I guarantee they will cry for their parents. Last time, those thugs who bullied the common people in the market were all knocked down by me alone, and not a single one of them could fight back.
If you need any work in the future, just come to me and I promise to do it beautifully!"
As everyone was talking animatedly, a thin man stepped out from the crowd and said with a bow, "Everyone, I just heard about your abilities, and they're all very impressive. I also have a little trick up my sleeve. Have you ever heard of the art of disguise?"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone cast curious glances at him. Some people whispered, "Disguise? This is a legendary skill. Is it really that powerful?"
The man did not answer, but slowly took out an object from his arms. When he unfolded it, he found that it was a human skin mask as thin as a cicada's wing and with delicate texture.
Lin Wanwan also came over. This is the legendary human skin mask!
I saw him fiddling with the mask with his hands, applying it to his face with skillful movements, pressing it gently with his fingers, and adjusting every detail.
But in a moment, something magical happened. The familiar face gradually disappeared, and was replaced by a completely unfamiliar face.
Everyone was stunned and speechless for a long time, and then burst into warm applause and exclamations.
Lin Wanwan couldn't believe her eyes. Of course, she had heard of this craft, but she didn't expect it to really exist.
He picked up a mask and said:
"This is a real human skin mask. I have more than 20 pairs here. It's very easy to replace it with someone else's.
This mask is stuck to the face, and if special glue is used, it will be difficult to remove it.
Normally, it can only be safely removed using my special potion; otherwise, tearing it off forcefully will definitely result in skin and flesh being torn apart."
"This disguise technique is so useful when we are traveling in the world!" Some people have begun to imagine the wonderful uses of disguise technique in various scenarios.
A graceful woman walked gracefully, stood in front of the crowd, clasped her hands together and said:
"My dear heroes, I'm good at using poison. Don't underestimate me because I'm just a woman. The poison I refine is colorless and odorless, and it can make people fall into it without knowing it.
But don't worry, I only target those who commit crimes."
As she spoke, she took out a small porcelain bottle from her waist and shook it gently.
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