Chapter 715: Give Your Past Self a Slap
Chapter 715: Give Your Past Self a Slap
A few minutes later, Isurna held Bai Hao in her arms with an unhappy look on her face, and refused to let go no matter how Bai Hao struggled.
"Tell me why I can't even make it into the top three. Your rating is too subjective. It's totally unfair and not rigorous at all..."
Olmia, who was standing by, was speechless when she saw the furious Isulna. She felt distressed when she saw Bai Hao gasping for breath. "Xiaohao's ranking is subjective. It's not just a comparison of size. All factors must be considered comprehensively. I believe Xiaohao's ranking is absolutely authoritative!"
"Humph, of course you believed it." Isurna became even angrier after hearing that. She glanced fiercely at a certain part of Olmia's body and said enviously, "You are the first place!"
Bai Hao barely managed to break free from Isulna's embrace, took a breath, and said seriously: "As a rigorous academic researcher, my rankings are well-founded and absolutely fair and strict. Moreover, my love for all my fiancées is the same, so the rankings will not be mixed with any subjectivity!"
"Then I'd like to hear what kind of reasonable and well-founded method it is!" Isurna hugged her chest with both hands, supporting two soft breasts with her arms, and swayed them in front of Bai Hao's eyes with a very oppressive feeling.
Isulna couldn't understand why she, with such impressive assets, couldn't even rank in the top three in Bai Hao's heart. This was simply unreasonable!
Bai Hao sighed. He shouldn't have let the secret slip at that time. He never expected that Olmia would actually tell Isurna. Now, Isurna's strong personality would never allow her to be left behind, so she made the biggest fuss.
"I can tell you the basis of the ranking," Bai Hao exhaled lightly, looked at Isulna and Olmia, and added: "But you must never tell anyone else, especially Kalia. If she knows, it will be a big trouble!"
Upon hearing this, the two girls quickly nodded in agreement. Kalia has always been concerned about her size. After all, the women around Bai Hao are all very attractive. Each one is more proud than the other, and the comparison brings too much harm.
"The first one is Olmia. Both her shape and softness are perfect. Plus, her skin is white without any blemishes. It is undisputed that she is ranked first."
"The second is Sister Lili. Although she has papaya-shaped breasts with the most obvious sagging, she has a rare mixed type. 60% of her upper breasts are disc-shaped, so they are not sagging but are firm but not noticeable. They are very beautiful."
"Because of her Night Owl Orc genetics, Sister Lili's breasts are not outward-spreading papayas, but are naturally contracted. Also, because she often tied a chest wrap when she was a child, her development was restricted. Her breasts are not vertically long like the average papaya, but are round and plump. The drooping actually increases her beauty."
Isulna pursed her lips when she heard that, and carefully recalled the scene of the mixed bathing. She found that what Bai Hao said was indeed correct. Xing Lili seemed to be really better looking than herself. This could only be attributed to the genetic characteristics of the orcs and Xing Lili's childhood habits.
"Okay, I can accept first and second place, but why am I not as good as Youla and can only be fourth?!"
Faced with Isurna's aggressive questioning, Bai Hao did not panic, but directly reached out his hand to Isurna's chest, rubbed it carefully, and then used his hands and mouth to give the answer.
“I said that the ranking is not only based on size, shape, and appearance, but also on feel and taste!”
Isulna's face flushed slightly. Bai Hao's kneading made her feel a little itchy, but she still frowned and said, "Do you mean that Youla's is more comfortable? Mine is obviously very soft too. Xiaohao likes to hold it and chew it every time. How can it be inferior to Youla's..."
Looking at Isurna who was arguing, Bai Hao knew that he could not convince this competitive queen with just words, so he immediately sent a message to Youla. After all, her bedroom was nearby and it would only take a few minutes to get over there.
Soon, Youla came hurriedly. She wore Eastern ornaments specially tonight to give Bai Hao a surprise, but as soon as she arrived, she heard the quarrel between Isurna and Bai Hao.
Olmia looked helpless on the side. Not only that, the two girls were not wearing tops, as if they were about to start some projects. This made Youla blush, but she couldn't help but look forward to it.
After all, she had a premonition before coming here, so she deliberately changed into light ornaments.
Seeing Youla coming, Bai Hao immediately said in a deep voice: "Isurna, I am not talking nonsense. You can try it yourself."
"Well, let's give it a try."
After saying that, Isurna quickly walked behind Yura, stretched out her hands and rubbed them skillfully, looking like a professional hooligan.
Youla was a little confused by this sudden scene. Shouldn't Bai Hao take the lead? Why did it change to Isurna? And Olmia beside her was also eager to try, and seemed to want to come up and rub it.
Yura's body was the most sensitive among all the fiancées, so she quickly let out an ambiguous moan. She turned her head to look at Isurna and said coquettishly, "Your Majesty, that's enough. We are all women, we can't..."
Isulna did not answer Yura's words, but said with a serious expression: "It seems to be softer than mine. My fingers can easily sink into it through the clothes. It is obviously the same structure, why does it feel so good?"
"Ah... Sister Isurna, please be gentler and don't be so rough..."
"Yula, take off your clothes, I'll try the taste again!"
"???"
Soon, Yura sat on the sofa with a flushed face, gasping for breath. Her upper body was naked and her chest was sparkling. Isulna wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and sat beside her with a depressed expression.
"Damn it, I'm obviously the biggest, but I can't even make it into the top three. There must be something wrong. How can I be worse than Youla..."
Bai Hao came to Isulna's side and soothed her in a gentle voice, "Everyone's physique is different. Youla's body fat percentage is higher, and the fat is looser. At the same time, her breasts are full of fat, and the softness depends on the fat."
"You are just like Andress. You pay too much attention to body management. Your body fat percentage is too low. The fat content is so low that it affects your flexibility."
Bai Hao has a divine vision and can easily find the reason why Youla is so soft through perspective. Plump and plump is the synonym of Youla and also the symbol of natural beauty.
Compared to Kalia's slenderness and Isurna's low body fat percentage, Bai Hao prefers such a natural body.
Bai Hao wanted to say something, but Youla hugged him from behind. He said with a hungry look on his face: "Xiaohao, did you call me here just to verify your academic theory? If so, I will be angry!"
"Uh... Of course not, I actually wanted to..."
"What about Sister Izurna and Sister Olmia?"
Bai Hao swallowed his saliva. He didn't expect that he would be imprisoned before he knew it. But now he could only bite the bullet and said, "Together, all three of us!"
Suddenly, Kalia appeared in front of Bai Hao, holding a star cloak in her hand, her eyes slightly moist, and her tone was angry, "Brother Bai Hao, you actually made such a boring ranking, I'm angry, I'm very angry!"
Bai Hao's scalp tingled instantly, and he turned to look at Youla, who just stuck out her tongue and said in a cute way, "Hey, Kalia was just chatting with me. When she saw me coming over suddenly, she was very curious, so she followed me wearing a star cloak..."
Kalia puffed her cheeks as she sat on Bai Hao's thighs and said angrily, "I'm only eighteen years old and still in the critical growth period. There's no point in comparing me with other fiancées. Academic research must be rigorous and variables must be controlled. You taught me that!"
Isulna on the side was a little amused and couldn't help but complain in her heart: Sister, when I was eighteen years old, I was already a big watermelon, not a small steamed bun.
"But Dongfang Bubai is..."
"Sister Dongfa is Sister Dongfang, and I am me. Who can guarantee that I will be the same as her in the future?" Kalia glanced at the side and said shamelessly: "Maybe I will be the same age as Sister Isurna!"
"Uh……"
Bai Hao glanced at Kalia's bun and wanted to tell the truth, but he couldn't bear it. In the end, he could only sigh and said, "Maybe."
Seeing Bai Hao's reluctant look, Kalia rubbed her butt gently, hugged Bai Hao's neck, and said in a tender voice: "I'm not leaving. I want to stay here tonight. Originally, Sister Youla was going to sleep with me, but she was called here by you..."
Bai Hao was stunned when he heard that. He looked up at Isurna, Olmia and Yula around him. His waist began to ache for no reason. He really wanted to go back to the past and slap himself for letting the cat out of the bag.
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