Chapter 972: The Cosmic Human Force Attacks 1
Chapter 972: The Cosmic Human Force Attacks 1
In the universe, a spaceship is approaching the earth.
"Almost there."
"Yes, Dad."
"Listen carefully, this is a very dangerous planet ruled by barbaric humans. If we are discovered and captured by humans..."
"If we are caught by humans..." Pili continued as his father said.
“Wow, the alien appears, hurry up and catch him.
Kill him, kill him! "Father Pili demonstrated with dolls on the table.
"Ah!" Seeing this, Pili screamed.
"Dad's teachings, Article 49! It is strictly forbidden to be captured by humans." Pili's father looked at Pili and shouted.
Pili nodded and wrote it down in the notebook: "49, captured by humans. So, Dad, what should I do when I get there?"
Pili's father waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about anything. For our own good, it's time to use your strength."
Pi Li nodded: "Yeah!"
"I'll wait for you, Pili."
"Yes! Dad!"
"Well, let's rely on our power to make this earth a peaceful and habitable planet!"
The universe is very vast. I believe that there must be intelligent life in some distant corner. Humans on our earth are the best proof. The TV is talking about the universe.
Xiaoxin looked at Guangzhi: "Dad, what is intelligent life?"
"It's just a smart creature." Guangzhi said casually.
"No, I'd be shy if I did that~" Shin-chan covered his face shyly.
"Your butt is showing." Mingxu pulled up Xiaoxin's pants and said.
Meiya came out and said, "Xiao Xin, put on your pajamas and get ready for bed, or you won't be able to get up in the morning."
"It's a rare Sunday so you can let me sleep in a little later." Shin-chan said with a puffed face.
"I think I should have said this!" Guangzhi said dissatisfiedly.
"That's right! Kids should say, 'Dad will take me to a picnic on Sunday' or something like that~" Misae looked at Hiroshi meaningfully.
"Dad, take me to the store where there is a beautiful big sister~" Shin-chan's eyes suddenly lit up.
"What? I won't go to that kind of place!" Guangzhi waved his hands hurriedly.
"Wow, come out and see, the stars are so beautiful." Mingxu said in surprise while looking at the sky.
"It's hard to see clearly with the sea of light." Meiya shook her head and walked over, but was also surprised when she saw outside.
"It's a meteor!" Guangzhi walked over and saw a meteor falling.
"Ah! Make a wish before it disappears!"
"Hurry up and reduce my loan by half..." Guangzhi shouted hurriedly.
"Let me marry Sister Nanako. She said, darling, you are back. Should we eat first, take a shower first, or chat first..." Shin-chan was conflicted.
Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly: "You said it was too long, the meteor was going to disappear."
"It hasn't disappeared yet." Shin-chan pointed at the meteor.
Guangzhi was startled, then nodded: "Really? Then the remaining half of the loan will be reduced to zero. Please!"
"Don't you think this meteor is weird?" Meiya looked at the meteor in confusion.
"Hearing what you said..." Guangzhi scratched his head.
"It seems to be coming towards us!" Mingxu shouted.
"what!"
"Bang!" Something fell on the roof.
"What is going on?" Everyone was suddenly anxious and confused!
"Ah? The Nohara family is still as lively as before. Hahaha~" The aunt couldn't help laughing when she heard the noise next door.
"what's up?"
Gritting his teeth, Guangzhi looked at his family and said, "Ah? I'll go up and take a look. You guys wait for me downstairs."
"Honey, are you okay?" Meiya asked worriedly.
"It's okay." After saying that, Guangzhi walked upstairs and entered the guest room. Looking at the things inside, Guangzhi was a little puzzled: "Ah! What is this? A meteorite? It doesn't look like it should be."
Mingxu looked at this thing and shook his head, "It doesn't look like something from Earth."
"Yes, Xiaoxu, didn't I tell you to wait for me downstairs?!" Guangzhi became anxious when he saw Mingxu.
"Xiao Xin is here too." Mingxu pointed behind Guangzhi.
“…” Guangzhi was speechless. You guys really cause me a lot of worry.
"Dingdu~" Suddenly, something in front of him made a sound, and then a mouth opened, and something fell out.
"Ah, ah~" The thing inside climbed down along the staircase-like thing above.
Looking at the darkness around him, a bright light appeared in the other party's hand, which looked like a lightsaber, and then he explored the surroundings.
Seeing this, Guangzhi also shone the flashlight from his mobile phone over there.
"what?!"
"Ah!" Pili was startled and started waving his lightsaber around.
Guangzhi blocked it repeatedly. Mingxu didn't dare to grab it with his hands and also dodged.
"What's going on?" Meiya also climbed up, and then saw Pili and screamed.
Pili was so frightened by Mei Ya that he ran away, sheathed the lightsaber in his hand, and ran around in the dark place, but he didn't pay attention and fell down the stairs.
"what!"
"Don't run!" Guangzhi chased after him.
"Ah! Bang, bang, bang!" Pili was frightened by the footsteps. Then his body turned pink and a strange energy shot out. Guangzhi quickly lowered his head and dodged.
"Hmm. Where did you go?" Guangzhi walked slowly towards the living room, taking careful steps. Mingxu followed behind Guangzhi with a calm face. . . Bullshit! Damn, how could there be flying saucers and alien creatures? What year is this theater? Are we going to fight monsters in outer space this time?
"Behind the TV!" Seeing Pili crawling behind the TV, Guangzhi slowly approached.
Meiya asked in confusion: "What is that?"
"Meow~" Pili had an idea and imitated the cat's meow.
"It turns out to be a cat." Meiya was stunned.
"How could it be a cat?" Guangzhi looked at Meiya speechlessly.
"Well, do you want to spray some insecticide?" Meiya scratched her head and asked.
Pili quickly stuck his head out and accused, "You really want to catch me and kill me, you barbaric, barbaric earthlings!"
When they saw him, they were stunned: "Ah? Do you understand what we are saying?"
Pi Li nodded, then said, "I can learn the original language of this planet in no time! I haven't just mastered your language; I've also mastered uPi Li a few others along the way, including the local dialect here."
"Wow, it's English." Mingxu looked at the other party with some surprise.
"You are from Earth, aren't you ashamed? And you even have a few hairs on your head. We are highly intelligent creatures who are more evolved and smarter than you!" Pili said as he watched them switch languages.
"Hello, hello, I am a kid, and I am a poop."
"No, Shin-chan, don't get close to it, it will emit a strange light!"
"Don't be afraid, I have a glowing light wave gun." As he said that, Shin-chan took out a toy gun from somewhere and pulled the trigger, and the toy gun suddenly lit up.
"Ah! There is danger! Bang, Bang!" Pili's body suddenly lit up with a pink light and a wave of light shot out instantly.
"Ah! Shin-chan!" Guangzhi quickly pushed Shin-chan away, but was shot instead.
"father!"
"Husband!" Several people rushed over and were so shocked by Guangzhi's appearance that they were speechless.
"Ah!" Guangzhi screamed, looking at his own appearance: "Hey, what's going on?"
"husband.."
Shin-chan looked at Hiroshi and asked, "No beer belly. No beard either. What about the elephant?"
"Ah!" Hearing this, Guangzhi hurriedly checked: "Huh, the elephant is still there. But why did it become like this?"
"Eh? The feet are just a little bit smelly." Shin-chan even lay on Hiroshi's feet and smelled them.
"Yes, it's true. There's just a faint smell." Meiya was stunned for a moment and nodded.
"Huh~" Xiaokui leaned over and smelled it, then waved her hands in disgust.
"You're still saying I stink!" Guangzhi rolled his eyes.
"Honey, have you turned into a child?" Misaya looked at Hiroshi in confusion.
Guangzhi was stunned when he heard this: "Child?"
Pi Li said proudly, "That's right! It's my Pa-Pu-Pu energy!"
"Bap, bap, bap energy?"
"What is that?" Everyone was a little confused after listening to his words. Mingxu seemed to be thinking, it must be the light just now.
"As long as I feel my life is in danger, I can use this energy. Adults are in danger, but children are safe!" Pili explained.
"Oh? Are you sure?" Mingxu glanced at Pili playfully, with a teasing look in his eyes.
"Of course, my Papu Papu energy can turn all living things into children." Pili said seriously without reacting to Mingxu's meaning.
Guangzhi was immediately anxious: "What? Turned into a child! How can I go to work on Monday like this? Hurry up and turn me back!"
"Ah!" Pili shouted in fear.
Meiya hurriedly comforted Guangzhi: "Calm down, threatening him like this might cause him to emit strange light waves."
"Ah?" Guangzhi suddenly felt helpless. What should he do?
"Hey, I want to watch TV." Xiaoxin said as he turned on the TV. Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly. This boy is still watching TV.
"I will catch all of you! Bang bang bang!" Gunshots were heard on TV. Pili was startled and a pink light burst out from his body again: "Ah! There is danger. Bang, bang, bang!" A pink energy shot out.
"Ah! Shin-chan is in danger!" Misae hurriedly pushed Shin-chan away. She was hit by the energy and her whole body became smaller all of a sudden.
"Meiya!"
"what!"
"Ah, mom has become smaller too." Looking at the looks of Meiya and Guangzhi, Mingxu felt a little confused. What should he do?
"Eeh, hou, eh~" Shin-chan and Misae moved in unison. At this moment, it was clear who Shin-chan looked like. Mingxu subconsciously picked up the camera and started filming. It was wonderful, really wonderful.
"What's going on?" Mei Ya also looked at herself in surprise.
"Meiya, you have become a child too. Wow, your skin has become so soft." Guangzhi pinched it and said in surprise.
"Oh, really? This isn't the time to talk about this!" Meiya was happy at first, but then said dissatisfiedly.
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