In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 536 Kendo Master

On a bench in the park, a man was kneeling on it, holding a pair of chopsticks in his hands, looking at a fly hovering around him, with his eyes closed and concentrating. Suddenly, the man opened his eyes and pinched the fly.

Just as the chopsticks were about to catch the fly, the fly turned around and flew away from the place, instantly destroying the master atmosphere created by the man.

"Damn it!" The man started to pinch the flies continuously, but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't catch them. He was so tired that he was out of breath.

"The fact that I can't catch a fly with chopsticks means I'm not focused enough! I didn't expect that after decades of practicing Kendo, even though I became the director of a Kendo gym, days of training were still not enough..." As he spoke, the fly landed on Musashi's face. He slowly stretched out his hand to slap it to death, but the fly nimbly dodged it.

"Really, you're so noisy." At this time, a child's voice came from behind him. Musashi was stunned for a moment and turned his head to look. He saw a child with a puffed face looking at the fly flying around.

"You're as noisy as my mother! A noisy person like you!" As he said that, Shin-chan picked up two branches from the ground and held them in his hands like chopsticks.

"Ah? This kid, is he going to..." Seeing Shin-chan's actions, Musashi was stunned. He just watched Shin-chan's actions without blinking.

"Emmm!" Shin-chan seized the opportunity and successfully caught the annoying fly. Musashi was stunned.

"How could it be! He caught a flying fly so easily!" He had no idea that most of his body was already sticking out of the bench. After he came to his senses, he fell to the ground with a bang.

"Xiao Xin, what are you doing?" Mingxu walked over from behind. Xiao Xin was walking and suddenly said he wanted to go to the toilet, then he ran towards the park. Mingxu was not in a hurry and walked over slowly.

"It's nothing, I just caught a fly. Really, the only result of you making so much noise next to me is that I will catch you! Do you understand?" Looking at the fly struggling in his hand, Xiaoxin seemed to understand something and nodded: "Since you understand, then go away." After that, he let go of the branch in his hand and let the fly fly away.

"Aren't you here to use the toilet? Why are you catching flies here?" Mingxu asked in confusion, looking at Xiaoxin's expression.

"Oh, by the way, I came here to use the toilet!" Xiao Xin slapped his head and said, "It's all because of that fly flying around next to me. It made so much noise that I forgot about it." With that, Xiao Xin ran into the toilet and relieved himself happily.

After Xiao Xin came out, Ming Xu shook his head and said, "Are you holding your urine again?"

"Oh, I just want to try and see how long it can last." Shin-chan said shyly.

"I've told you this isn't a good idea, but you won't listen." Mingxu shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, let's go."

"Please wait a moment, gentlemen." Musashi also reacted at this time and shouted hurriedly.

"? Are you calling us?" The two looked around and didn't see anyone else. They turned to Musashi and pointed at themselves and asked.

"Yes, it's you two. Please stay for a moment." Musashi looked at them, or to be more precise, at Shin-chan in the middle.

"I just saw the move you used, brother. I would like to ask, do you practice this often?" Musashi asked sincerely.

"Which move?" Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin with some curiosity.

"Oh, you mean that move? No, that was the first time I tried it in my life." Xiao Xin said slowly with his hands behind his back, looking like an expert.

"What?! He succeeded on the first try!" Musashi was stunned. He had practiced for decades but failed, but he succeeded on the first try! Could it be that this child had an unimaginable talent for swordsmanship?

"What are you talking about? I don't understand." Mingxu was a little confused. Why did it feel like a lot of things happened when he was just a few minutes late?

"It's nothing, he was just talking about the time I caught a fly." Xiaoxin explained casually.

"Oh, I see." Mingxu nodded. He was not too surprised. Xiaoxin did have a lot of skills, but this one was not something he could show off.

However, Mingxu looked at the man with a high ponytail opposite him and was a little puzzled. How could there still be people dressed like this? His clothes were all patched.

"Oh, my stomach clock says three o'clock. We should go home and have a snack." Shin-chan lifted up his clothes, looked at the clock drawn on his stomach, turned around and was about to leave.

"Please wait a moment!" Seeing this, Musashi hurriedly called out to Shin-chan.

"Is there anything else?" Xiao Xin was stunned and asked in confusion.

"What do you want to do?" Mingxu stood in front of Xiaoxin and looked at him warily. This guy called Xiaoxin again and again, what did he want to do?

"No, I have no ill intentions!" Musashi hurriedly explained, "I wonder if you know what kendo is?"

"Kendo? Are you learning the original kendo here?" Mingxu looked at the other party in surprise. Ever since Chinese martial arts began to flow in, although some local martial arts here have been learned, the number is much less than before. He didn't expect to see it here.

"Yeah," Musashi nodded, he could also tell that the kid in front of him had practiced martial arts.

"Oh, you mean that one, Miss Fangmei, the famous singer who sang A-Da's counting song, right?" Xiao Xin suddenly clapped his hands.

"..That's Tendou! I'm talking about the way of the sword!" Musashi said loudly.

"It's a technique of swinging a wooden sword over there." Mingxu said to Xiaoxin.

"Oh~" Xiaoxin nodded, seeming to understand.

"That's not the case! What's the technique of swinging a wooden sword? The so-called Kendo is to use a sword to train the body and mind! A way to hone yourself! Kendo itself has been a sacred martial art passed down since ancient times as a mirror for samurai to reflect their lives!" Musashi became more and more excited as he spoke.

"I don't quite understand your swordsmanship." Mingxu said speechlessly, but seeing that the other party was getting more and more excited, he just responded.

"...Yes." Mingxu nodded. He didn't quite understand the swordsmanship here, but he wouldn't slander it. Existence is reasonable.

"Face! Waist! Hands! To master the true meaning of kendo is to master the true meaning of life! The key to youth is to have a heart that never gives up." Musashi became more and more excited. Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin who had already walked to the bench and lay down. No, I'm really not interested in your kendo. I have my own martial arts.

"... ? Eh? Where's the person?" Musashi also came back to his senses from his excitement, and only the embarrassed Mingxu was left in front of him. He asked with a twitching mouth.

"There." Mingxu pointed at Xiaoxin on the bench.

"Ah!" Musashi turned around and found Shin-chan sleeping on the bench and shouted, "Did I fall asleep because I said so much?"

"Wake up, Xiaoxin, he's finished talking." Mingxu looked at Musashi's appearance and walked over speechlessly to wake Xiaoxin up.

"Ah?" Xiao Xin suddenly woke up and looked at Ming Xu beside him: "Xiao Xu, why am I here, what are you doing!"

"..If you don't behave normally anymore, I'll let you know what I'm going to do!" Mingxu said with narrowed eyes.

“…” Xiaoxin immediately became serious.

"Brother, do you want to try practicing kendo?" Musashi asked Shin-chan.

"You want Shin-chan to practice kendo?"

"Will practicing kendo make me popular with the big sisters?" There is no doubt that this is the question asked by Shin-chan.

"..." Musashi fell silent. Would kendo be popular with girls? If so, he wouldn't have been single for so many years.

"Probably not." Mingxu looked at Musashi and shook his head.

"Hmph! There's no need for big sisters in the world of kendo!" Musashi said with his arms folded across his chest.

"Then I won't practice." Xiao Xin shook his head. If he wanted to practice, he would have followed Xiao Xu when he was studying.

"Come on, Xiaoxu, let's go home." Xiaoxin said and jumped off the chair.

"..." Musashi was dumbfounded. Looking at the two little guys leaving, he felt a little touched. This kid didn't seem nervous at all. Could it be that he had misjudged him? This guy wasn't a kendo genius at all?

At this time, a baseball from a baseball game not far away flew over, right towards Mingxu and the others.

"Ah! Xiao..." Before Musashi could finish his words, he found that Xiaoxin squatted down, and Mingxu simply grabbed the baseball with his hand and threw it back.

"...What powerful brothers." Musashi was completely stunned.

"Wow, this stone looks like Xiaobai." Xiaoxin said happily while looking at the stone on the ground.

"Really." Mingxu squatted over to take a look and gave a thumbs up: "You have good taste."

"Hehe." Xiaoxin tilted his head and laughed.

After picking it up, the two continued walking towards home.

"I was right, this kid has amazing talent in swordsmanship!" Musashi could see that Mingxu practiced martial arts, so his target was Shin-chan who didn't practice martial arts!

"We must keep him!" Musashi followed without thinking.

Mingxu and Xiaoxin talked as they walked.

"Xiao Xin, you really don't want to practice?"

"No, if I wanted to, I would have practiced with you." Shin-chan spread his hands.

"That's right." Mingxu nodded.

"Brother, please stay!" Musashi's voice came from behind.

"Let's go! He must think I'm so cute!" Shin-chan said and turned and ran.

“…” Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly, “Are you a little too confident?”

"Ah! No. I..." Musashi wanted to call out to Shin-chan, but at this time Shin-chan had already gotten on the back seat of a bicycle. Mingxu's mouth twitched, and he had no choice but to follow him.

Musashi desperately chased after him, shouting as he did so: "I will not let your talent go to waste like this!"

The woman on the bike saw Musashi chasing her bike and shouting incomprehensible words, so she stopped angrily and slapped him, and Shin-chan got off the bike.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" the woman shouted angrily.

"You, why did you hit me..." Musashi asked stupidly, covering his face.

"You chase other people's cars and shout at them randomly, everyone will want to hit you." Mingxu ran over and complained, then continued to chase Xiaoxin.

"That's what I mean! You're chasing people and saying nonsense! If you don't leave, I'm going to call the police!" The woman shouted at Musashi.

"Ah! No, the lady has misunderstood!" Musashi hurriedly explained, which calmed the other party's anger.

Then he continued to chase after Shin-chan.

Mingxu has already reunited with Xiaoxin.

Musashi was trying to convince the parents to let Shin-chan learn kendo.

Then the two of them saw Musashi chasing after them, and the corners of their mouths twitched. He was really chasing them relentlessly.

Seeing the corner, the two nodded, climbed up the wall and hung on it.

"? Disappeared?" When Musashi arrived, he was stunned, but then he thought again, went to the wall and looked inside, and sure enough, he saw the two little ones.

"Brother, I found you!"

"Brother, you are really awesome..." the two of them said as they climbed up the wall.

Musashi pursued closely.

"Just give up and practice kendo with me!"

"do not want!"

"If I heard you say this to an ordinary person, I would have given up long ago, but I am not an ordinary person. Let me show you the result of my long-term training!" Musashi shouted while chasing.

"You are such a jerk." Mingxu looked at him speechlessly and climbed down from the wall. Anyway, he was not the one chasing him, so he let Xiaoxin get rid of him by himself.

Shin-chan jumped behind him with a kangaroo jump, then sped away, and Musashi saw this and wanted to turn from the wall. But his feet didn't obey him, so he sat on the wall with his legs apart, enduring the pain that a man couldn't bear.

Unable to chase Xiaoxin anymore, Mingxu and Xiaoxin shook their heads and turned back to go home.

Musashi vowed to find Shin-chan!

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