In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 292 Goodbye Little Gunner

In a certain little guy's home, he looked at the bottles placed in front of him with a serious face, stretched out his hand slowly towards the gun on his waist, then suddenly pulled out the gun, shot at the placed bottles, and knocked them all down.

"Hehe, even I admire my current shooting skills. I will definitely defeat those two guys who defeated me last time this time!" The boy thought of his last failure and couldn't help but clench the gun in his hand: "If I meet the little flat-headed guy and his brother last time again, I will make them end up like these tin cans! Also, when I win, I must express my true feelings to that girl!" Thinking of Nini, the boy's mind suddenly flew away: "Hahaha, I'm not only a sharpshooter, but also a love killer!"

"...Hey, what's wrong with you? Why are you wearing your holiday clothes for no reason? If you have nothing to do now, go to the vegetable stall at the intersection and buy some onions for me. Go quickly." The boy's mother looked at her son and shook her head.

"Tsk tsk tsk, please call me Alan, Auntie." The boy shook his finger.

In the blink of an eye, his mother teleported in front of him, pinched his face with one hand, held the money with the other and said: "Here is 500 yuan, go buy me some groceries! You are not allowed to keep the change!"

"Mom, I'm wrong! I'll go right away!" The boy immediately obeyed his heart. After his mother let go of his hand, he took the money and rode his tricycle to go, but he also hung a horse head on his tricycle to act as a horse.

"Let's go, Silver Bullet!" The boy set off on his tricycle.

"I can't stand it. Why is this kid so obsessed with westerns? It's rare to see kids who call themselves Alan Dron nowadays." His mother shook her head and complained.

At the same time, the boy also came to the vegetable stall his mother mentioned.

The boss is constantly shouting to attract people to buy vegetables.

The boy sprinted all the way to the boss, then flipped over and braked suddenly, stopping in front of the boss. The boss was startled by him and shook his head, thinking that this guy was still like this.

"Boss, I want to buy onions." The boy calmed his tricycle as if he was calming a horse, and then shouted to the boss.

"Okay..." The boss shook his head, picked out a few onions and handed them to the boy. After giving the boy the five hundred in change, the boy rode away on his tricycle. Passersby looked at the child and shook their heads.

On his way back, Nini was playing house with Zhengnan. This time, Nini had the urge to play ordinary house and didn't participate in the plot much.

"I'm back!" Zhengnan was conscripted again, so he started to play with Nini with a nervous heart.

"You're back, husband." After Nini responded, Zhengnan began to pretend to change clothes.

"Honey, I heard that the man next door has become a manager. What about you?" Nini asked without turning her head.

"Ah, I, I think it's good enough now. As long as I can live a stable life, it's enough." Zhengnan said subconsciously.

Nini quietly opened the small drawer, took out a divorce agreement and placed it in front of Zhengnan: "Give me your seal."

"...What are you going to do?" Zhengnan was speechless. Isn't this just a normal family game? Why is it happening again...

"I can't stand useless guys like you anymore, please stamp the divorce agreement quickly!" Nini came over and shouted.

“Why? But I have tried very hard and seriously…” Zhengnan kept explaining, but under Nini’s pressure, he still pressed his handprint and left crying. . .

"...Isn't that Zhengnan?" Mingxu and Xiaoxin went out to buy groceries. To be precise, Mingxu came out and Xiaoxin followed him out to get some snacks.

"It seems so. Zhengnan, what's wrong with you?" Xiaoxin asked when Zhengnan came closer.

"Wow, wow, wow~ I was dumped again. Wow, wow~" Zhengnan left crying.

"Ah? When did Zhengnan fall in love?" Mingxu was a little confused.

"I don't understand." Xiaoxin shook his head.

"Forget it, let's go buy some vegetables." Shaking their heads, the two continued walking towards the vegetable stall.

So, when the two of them walked to an intersection and turned a corner past a car, Mingxu understood why Zhengnan was crying. . .

He saw Nini, but it was too late to run. Nini had already spotted them and was looking at them with a smile: "Xiao Xu, Xiao Xin, let's play house, okay?"

"But we have to go buy groceries now." Mingxu said with some difficulty.

"Yes, otherwise my mother will be angry. I don't want to play house." Xiaoxin refused without hesitation, then pulled Mingxu away.

"Do you guys hate playing house with me so much?" Nini pouted as if she was about to cry.

"Hey~" Xiao Xin softened his heart, Mingxu sighed: "In ten minutes at most, we will go buy some groceries and bring them back to cook for mom."

"Okay!" Nini immediately smiled and agreed.

"I want to be the brother-in-law." Mingxu said without any hesitation. He didn't want to be a wife or husband. Watching the show was what was important.

"Okay, then Xiaoxin is the father." Nini took out a marriage registration form and said, "Come on, stamp the marriage registration first. Just press your fingerprints."

"Oh." Xiaoxin nodded, and then Nini turned her head away helplessly: "I'm serious, don't play tricks. This is very low-class."

"...Xiao Xin, just have fun playing games." Mingxu complained as he looked at Xiao Xin who seemed to be taking off his clothes.

"Okay..." Xiaoxin's mouth twitched.

At the same time, the boy also passed by on a tricycle. After hearing Nini's voice, he immediately turned back.

"Wow, sweetheart." The boy was immediately excited when he saw Nini, but then he saw Mingxu and Xiaoxin playing with Nini, and he was petrified: "They are playing house with my sweetheart! No, how can their relationship be so good?! It's too abominable! I absolutely cannot forgive it!" The boy immediately jumped out: "You guys!"

"Honey, there are guests coming. I'm too busy to leave now. Can you go open the door?" Nini and Xiaoxin said without even turning their heads.

Mingxu glanced at him, said nothing, and continued to rest with his eyes closed.

"Okay." Xiaoxin stood up and walked to the edge and said, "Our family has already subscribed to the newspaper."

"Oh, don't say that. Just listen to our newspaper and we will give you laundry detergent once a month, okay?" The boy was immediately misled and said flatteringly.

"..." Mingxu's mouth twitched. This kid is really naturally devoted.

"No, no! Have you forgotten who I am?!"

"Oh, you are my cousin Xiaoyong."

"I'm not your cousin Xiaoyong! I'm the boss of the Saitama Prefecture Red Sun, Alandron!" the boy shouted.

"It's really boring that there are still people calling themselves Alantron." Mingxu complained.

"What the hell is that to you!" the boy retorted.

"Okay, whatever you want." Mingxu spread his hands and said nothing.

"Alan, your name is the same as that big stupid dog." Xiao Xin complained, thinking of the dog next door.

"hateful!"

"Xiao Xin, he is the one from last time..." Nini reminded Xiao Xin in his ear.

"Oh!" Xiaoxin clapped his hands.

"Huh, you finally remembered it!" the boy snorted coldly.

"That's the weird kid who lost to us." Shin-chan nodded.

"You have no right to say that to me!" the boy shouted, "Don't you know what's going on?"

Mingxu spread his hands, the other party was right about this.

"Okay, what do you want?" Mingxu asked after checking the time. It was almost time to go buy groceries.

"I'm here to duel with you!" the boy said subconsciously.

"Okay, then go to the counter and handle the formalities first."

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, this is my first time here and I don't know the rules." The boy replied subconsciously, then turned and walked away. When he realized what was happening, he almost cried: "Please stop making trouble, okay? I'm so easily fooled..."

"You are really easily fooled." Mingxu shook his head. It was rare to see someone who was so easily led astray by Xiaoxin.

"Hey, this is it." Suddenly, Shin-chan saw the bag on the ground and wanted to open it.

"No! Don't touch this! These are the onions my mother asked me to buy, and here is the change." The boy immediately picked up the bag.

"Oh, how much did your mother give?" Mingxu and Xiaoxin looked at each other and asked.

"Five hundred, what's wrong?" The boy looked confused.

Mingxu and Xiaoxin looked at each other and nodded, realizing that there was a way to save effort.

"Okay, if you want to duel, do it quickly." Mingxu shouted.

"Okay, then let's stand back to back. Move forward or turn around and shoot. I have two guns here, you can choose one at will." The boy replied.

"As long as we win, that's all, right?" asked Shin-chan.

"That's right, the winner can get the girl!" the boy pointed at Nini.

"Here you go, here you go." Mingxu and Xiaoxin subconsciously pushed Nini out.

"...What do you mean!" Nini suddenly became angry.

"..."

"It's about to begin!"

"it is good."

"Come on, Xiaoxin!" Mingxu and Nini shouted, and then Mingxu found an opportunity to take the onion and change, leaving his own five hundred in the bag and winking at Xiaoxin.

Xiaoxin understood immediately, played with the boy silently for a while, then turned around and ran away.

"...Where are they?" The boy walked ten steps and found that the two had disappeared. He looked at Nini in confusion.

Nini was speechless by their actions: "They took your onions and change and left you 500 cash in the bag."

"..." The boy picked up his bag with a confused look on his face, and his mouth twitched as he looked at the cash inside.

"They are too nervous. I will definitely settle the score with them next time! Let's go buy some groceries... See you next time, sweetheart." The boy winked at Nini, then rode away on his tricycle.

Nini looked at him speechlessly: "What a strange guy."

Mingxu and Xiaoxin were quite happy. It was great that they could get vegetables without going to the vegetable stall.

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