Mother, I have returned to the throne.

Chapter 300 The advantage is mine

Seeing Song Yuan looking so relaxed, Situ Jing's anger rose in his heart.

I wish I could turn into a tigress and give this guy in front of me a good beating.

However, since arriving at the border and realizing how powerful Song Yuan was, how could Situ Jing dare to be as presumptuous as before?

In the end, he could only clench his fists tightly and give Song Yuan a cold look.

I, your aunt, am very concerned and busy.

It is to resist the barbarians.

As a result, you, as the commander, either do not do your job every day or you cannot find anyone.

Or when you show up, you actually talk about some bullshit hot spring?

Do you know what's going on now?

Those barbarians are almost at our doorstep!

Everyone in the entire military camp is extremely nervous, and you, a bastard, are the only one who still wants to take a hot spring bath!

Seeing that Situ Jing was so angry that she couldn't vent it, Ye Xuan and Jin Lian beside her couldn't help but look at each other and laughed out loud.

The two naturally understood Song Yuan's thoughts.

At the same time, Situ Jing's reaction was also within the expectations of the two.

Song Yuan had used this method on Ye Xuan and Jin Lian before.

When they heard the news about the barbarians, everyone present was heartbroken, and only Song Yuan did not take it seriously.

Faced with such teasing, the two men almost beat Song Yuan up on the spot.

If Song Yuan hadn't been so shameless, how could he still be standing here?

Sure enough, just like before, Song Yuan clearly saw Situ Jing's expression, but chose to commit suicide.

"Don't look at me like that. I want you to relax. What's wrong with that?"

"Besides, you are my beauty. The climate in the borderland is so dry now. The wind must have made your face rough!"

"Then soak in the hot springs and beautify your skin. That's how I'll be my good concubine!"

As Song Yuan spoke, he stretched out his hand and was about to touch Situ Jing's cheek.

At this point, Situ Jing finally couldn't bear it anymore. She reached out and grabbed Song Yuan's wrist and roared.

"Have you had enough trouble?"

"Do you know what's going on right now? You're still thinking about taking a hot spring bath?"

"Now I only think about winning, and how to defeat the barbarians!"

"Fighting barbarians doesn't prevent you from taking a hot spring bath. These are two completely different things!"

Song Yuan was not afraid at all. Instead, he immediately threatened Situ Jing.

"You know, I'm famous all over the world now. I'm a hero in everyone's eyes. Even in the Imperial City, I'm afraid I have many admirers now!"

"Think about it yourself. When I show up, who knows how many young women will be eager to pay me a visit. If you don't take care of yourself and become a shrew, what will you do if I change my mind?"

"Get out of here!"

Situ Jing waved her pink fist and hit Song Yuan's chest, complaining at the same time.

"You just think about having fun every day. It's a critical moment now. Can you be more serious?"

"It's fine that you're always unruly, but now the barbarians' knives are almost at our necks. Do you have to watch us all die before you can be normal?"

Seeing Situ Jing being so anxious, Song Yuan glanced at her unhappily.

"If you ask me, you're just like the eunuchs who are anxious when the emperor isn't. It's just a small matter, isn't it? Why are you so nervous?"

"You are the eunuch!"

"That won't do. I'm a eunuch. What are you going to do? Am I going to stay alone in this empty room?"

"You..." After the two of them bickered, Situ Jing's forehead was wrinkled with veins, and she almost couldn't bear it anymore.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Jinlian stepped forward and spoke out to dissuade them.

"Alright, can't you tell that the prince is teasing you? Think about it carefully. If the prince didn't have any plans in mind, how could he be so calm?"

"It's not like you haven't seen it before. When the prince is at a loss for ideas, who is less anxious than us?"

"This guy is clearly teasing you. In fact, he has already seen through the barbarian's tricks!"

"Really?" Faced with Jinlian's statement, Situ Jing's eyes couldn't help but reveal a bit of suspicion.

Jinlian nodded and said affirmatively, "That's definitely true. If you ask me, instead of scolding him here, why not give him a little sweetness? You know who he is, don't you?"

"I think you should just give in to him. By the time we're in bed, I'm afraid this stinky man will have sold himself completely to you!"

Facing the assist from the Golden Lotus God, Song Yuan on the side nodded repeatedly with his eyes full of anticipation.

She is indeed the woman I like, and she always thinks of me.

You don’t say, this is possible!

"If you ask me, you two are just grasshoppers on the same rope. Neither of you is a good person!"

Unfortunately, Situ Jing has become much smarter than before. Faced with Jinlian's proposal, she glared at her unhappily and refused immediately.

"Even if you tell the world the truth today, I won't let this pervert get away with it!"

"Ahem!" After being pointed out like this, Song Yuan quickly said seriously: "I didn't say that, what does it have to do with me?"

"I have always been a gentleman, known as an honest and reliable young man!"

As soon as Song Yuan said this, he was met with contempt from the three women.

Honest and reliable...

Which of these two words has any connection with Song Dynasty origin?

If he were honest and reliable, Bulma would probably stand up and speak out immediately!

This kid used his wisdom to fool the barbarians. It's obvious that he is not a serious person.

He always talks nonsense when he sees a woman, and he has nothing to do with being a gentleman!

Fortunately, Song Yuan's words livened up the atmosphere, and after a while, Situ Jing's anger had mostly dissipated.

Thinking of Jinlian's reminder, Situ Jing finally stepped forward and said, "Tell me quickly, what are you planning?"

"Those barbarians are almost right in our faces, and you're not in a hurry. What plans do you have in mind?"

"Let's talk about it later!" Song Yuan shook his head: "The plan hasn't been implemented yet. If anything goes wrong, I will become a liar!"

"I don't believe you!" Situ Jing rolled her eyes at Song Yuan. "I think you're deliberately hiding this from me. Don't think I don't know what you're up to. You're just trying to pique our curiosity and take advantage of this opportunity to take advantage of us!"

"What, what?"

Song Yuan's thoughts were exposed, and his face flushed: "I'm really uncertain this time. If I share it in advance, you will be happy for nothing. If something goes wrong again, won't I become a sinner?"

This time, Song Yuan actually told the truth for once. In fact, even Song Yuan was not sure whether those barbarians had been fooled or not.

Although the enemy has already shown signs on the front battlefield, as long as they do not show up in the Land of Divine Punishment, it means that all of Song Yuan’s previous preparations are meaningless.

It is only worth celebrating when the fish is really caught. Otherwise, wouldn’t it be a false celebration?

But Situ Jing acted particularly serious this time?

"I don't care. You have to tell me this time. Even if it's just false hope, I'll accept it!"

In order to achieve his goal, he even threatened: "If you don't tell me this time, we won't meet again in the future. Not only that, I will ask my aunt to ignore you too. Let's see how you can handle being alone in the future!"

"You said it's enough, what's the point of taking me with you?" These words fell into the ears of Ye Xuan who was standing aside, and his face immediately turned red.

Situ Jingjiao acted particularly confident and righteous: "We are a family. We must unite together to appear intimidating!"

"So, should I be included?" Jinlian, who was standing aside, was afraid that the world would not be in chaos, so she was the first to speak up to stir up trouble.

Seeing this scene, Song Yuan couldn't help but frown.

Now I have almost become the public enemy. If these three women really unite as one, I will be left alone in the empty room, wouldn't I just have to stare blankly every night?

In order to avoid such a tragic ending, Song Yuan spread his hands helplessly.

"If you ask me, I originally wanted to give you a surprise, but if you knew some things in advance, it would be meaningless!"

"Why don't you talk to me about romance and love, about flower arrangement and jade, instead of talking about these uncertain things, isn't it better?"

"Bullshit, if anyone wants to be good, it should be you!" Jinlian was the first to object.

Song Yuan glanced at her and said with a wicked smile: "Why am I the only one who can do it? I see that you are quite comfortable in bed every night, aren't you?"

"Go to hell!" Even though Jinlian was thick-skinned, her face turned red after being teased by Song Yuan like this.

After giving him a good beating, he said directly, "Are you going to tell us or not? You're making it sound like we're begging you!"

"If you don't tell me, the three of us sisters will really ignore you. Don't come to us to beg for mercy when the time comes!"

"That's right!" This time Situ Jing was particularly cooperative.

The movements of the barbarians are really unpredictable. How can I feel at ease if I don't know what Xiao Songyuan is planning?

Song Yuan rolled his eyes at the three of them in anger, taking the opportunity to criticize them: "If you ask me, you just lack composure. Those barbarians just messed around and you've already lost your sleep and your appetite!"

"Well, if you really want to know, then go to the house and tell me!"

Song Yuan turned around when he said this, and in just a moment he was already in the room.

Looking at Song Yuan's back, the three women looked at him with deep eyes.

Jinlian frowned and immediately said to Situ Jing and Ye Xuan beside her, "This guy is just trying to play tricks. If he doesn't tell me later, it will all depend on you two sisters!"

"As the saying goes, you can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a child. This kid is still keeping us in suspense. Just give him a kiss each. I guarantee that he'll be so bewildered that he'll confess his entire ancestry!"

"Why are you talking to me? I'll kiss you if I want!" After hearing this, Ye Xuan's face turned red and he spat in annoyance.

Jinlian acted confidently: "You think I didn't try? I've already used all my skills in bed. My whole body is weak. If I had no other choice, how could I possibly expect you two to do anything?"

Seeing Jinlian speaking so shamelessly, Situ Jing and Ye Xuan blushed and glared at her unhappily.

No wonder this little slut can get so close to Song Yuan.

This is so shameful!

While talking.

Three people have walked into the room.

Sitting at the tea table, Song Yuan smiled faintly.

"Okay, all of you, have a cup of tea first and stop thinking about the barbarians. From now on, the only thing we need to do is to be ourselves and not be led by the barbarians' actions!"

"In fact, the barbarians' current actions are very likely part of a larger chess game, but they don't know it. They think I'm on the chessboard, but they never imagined that I'm the one actually manipulating it!"

Seeing Song Yuan so confident, the three women couldn't help but look a little worried.

Song Yuan behaves so frivolously, what if he ends up in trouble?

"Don't worry, I have arranged all these things!"

Noticing the three people's questioning looks, Song Yuan patted his chest and spoke.

As soon as these words came out, Situ Jing immediately questioned: "What have you arranged? Hundreds of thousands of troops are now all in the barracks. Without a deployment order, how can you make any arrangements?"

Song Yuan shook his head, looking extremely mysterious. "Why would we need to mobilize a large army to deal with these barbarians? In my opinion, a few people are enough!"

"No, did you hit your brain when you went out this time?" Faced with Song Yuan's words, Situ Jing acted extremely seriously.

Song Yuan shook his head, his eyes becoming somewhat mysterious.

"Don't worry, this time, the advantage is mine!"

"A few people against tens of thousands, and I can still win!"