in2ebook Chapter 137 Tonight's consumption will be paid by my uncle Su
Chapter 137 Tonight's consumption will be paid by my uncle Su
It’s time to say it or not.
This pig is also very lustful. When it hears that there are cabbages to eat, it increases its speed and rushes down the mountain with its trotters like long hot wheels.
"What the hell." Su Ning's exclamation was drowned out by the wind.
So, on the road leading down the mountain from the four major sects, a young girl was riding a pig and running wildly, accompanied by the sound of "wow" from time to time.
It has become a beautiful landscape in the world of cultivation.
On the way, because there were more places to go at night at the foot of the mountain, disciples from the four major sects also went down the mountain together during this time period.
Some of them fly with swords, and some of them ride spirit beasts.
More often than not, I eat more and walk more.
For example, Mu Xiaoyu was walking down the mountain with his senior brother Ye Wuhe, when he suddenly saw a pig running wildly in front of him.
Mu Xiaoyu turned around and said to his senior brother: "Senior brother, why is there a person on the back of a pig? What kind of mount is this these days..."
As he was speaking, his eyes suddenly focused, and he felt that the heroic girl riding on the pig's back looked a little familiar.
not good.
The person on his back was none other than his senior sister whom he hadn't seen for an entire afternoon.
"Brother, brother, that person is my senior sister, and she is riding a pig!" Mu Xiaoyu grabbed Ye Wuhe's hand, too excited to speak.
Ye Wuhe sighed: "I see."
Such a big person, and appeared in this way.
Can he not see?
"Senior Sister, Senior Sister." Mu Xiaoyu waved at Su Ning, trying to stop her so that he could also experience riding a pig mount.
Backfired.
Su Ning didn't understand his intention at all. When she saw him stretch out his hand, she high-fived him as she rode the pig past him.
"I'm in a good mood."
“……?” Mu Xiaoyu stood there in a daze as he watched his senior sister go away.
……
Down the mountain.
When Su Ning made her grand appearance riding a pig, Chen Yichuan was sitting in front of a stall, drinking tea elegantly, and it was obvious that he had been waiting for a long time.
Sure enough, spiritual beasts and domestic animals are not on the same level.
He looked up and asked, "Is your pig hungry halfway through the ride? Is it running so slowly?"
The words were not harsh, but they were extremely insulting.
"correct."
Su Ning jumped off the pig's back and said, "I saw the junior brother from the neighboring sect on the way and looked at him a few more times. That delayed me."
"..."
He came here to cure his insomnia, not to discuss the junior brother next door.
Chen Yichuan didn't want to continue this topic, so he stood up and said, "Okay, we're already down the mountain, where are you taking me?"
He looked so anxious that he wanted to be reincarnated, which made Su Ning roll her eyes. She held the pig in one hand and led the way for him with the other.
But he kept complaining: "Why are you so anxious at such a young age?"
"..."
"It can't be that that matter is also urgent and can be finished in three seconds, right?" Seeing that he didn't refute, Su Ning was already talking without restraint.
The veins on Chen Yichuan's forehead popped out: "...What are you talking about?"
He didn't understand that.
But he understood the two words "three seconds" instantly.
"Nothing." Su Ning stopped talking.
This guy has very sharp ears, he can hear her even when she speaks so quietly.
"Are you questioning the ability of our master?" Ke Chen Yichuan was a petty-minded person and he wouldn't let go of this matter.
What men hate most is being told no.
especially……
"Hey, you said it yourself. I didn't say anything."
"you……"
"What?" Su Ning, who didn't want to listen to his nonsense, interrupted him and stuffed the rope on the pig into his hand.
"Hold it."
"I won't lead it." Chen Yichuan wanted to save face, so he wouldn't lead a pig onto the street. Besides, many people in the cultivation world knew him.
It is a very shameful thing to lead a pig.
Seeing the rope returned to her hand, Su Ning rolled her eyes at him: "Master Imperial Master, you have to save face too. I thought you didn't want it."
Since you want face and reputation so much.
Then why did he move in with her regardless of what others said?
“……” He didn’t speak.
Su Ning could only lead the pig herself, but she felt tired and sat on it again: "What's so embarrassing? Just act like an idol."
Aren’t they tired of having to save face all day long?
Like her, without any face at all, living so freely.
"That's you. This Imperial Master is different from you."
"..."
As a result, the whole street was stunned by Su Ning's feat of riding a pig, and Chen Yichuan on the side deliberately kept a few meters away from her.
Pretend not to know her.
At this time, a young man couldn't help but ask out of curiosity: "Girl, does riding a pig feel different?"
"Would you like to come up and sit for a while?" Su Ning was also enthusiastic.
"No, no." The young man waved his hands.
It's like riding a pig with a girl on the street.
It was something he didn't want to experience.
Because he has never had any close contact with girls since he was a child, not even touching their hands, he is still a pure boy.
"Giving you a chance is useless."
"...I just want to know what it feels like to ride a pig, but I don't want to ride one."
"Is that so?" Su Ning nodded in understanding and whispered: "Riding a pig is as fulfilling as riding a man."
“……”The young man was shocked.
There were a few passers-by with high cultivation levels who were shocked when they heard this.
"..." Even Chen Yichuan's brows twitched slightly, thinking to himself: Has her shamelessness spread in the cultivation world?
It seems that her shamelessness at the beginning was considered the least of her worries.
She was full of lewd words and was a little bit lustful. At that time, he had basically no ability to resist, so why didn't she do anything?
Could it be that I really...
"Hey, don't run." As soon as Su Ning finished saying this, the young man bit his lower lip and ran away without looking back.
It was vaguely visible that the young man had a blush on his face that could not be removed.
The two men and the pig continued walking.
Next, Su Ning brought people to the paradise on earth. Chen Yichuan glanced at the four big words on it and smiled.
"So that's it. I heard about it a while ago..." Then he saw her turn around and walk to the other side. He thought she had gone too far and subconsciously reminded her.
"Have you gone too far?"
Su Ning ignored him.
She only stayed in Tianshang Renjian for three seconds, then turned around and went to the brothel opposite, where the top girls gathered.
She pointed to the flower building and said, "This is our destination today."
Chen Yichuan raised his head and what caught his eye were the words "top performer".
His face turned black with anger, and he stared at her with a look of disbelief: "You actually took this imperial teacher to visit a brothel?"
What does she want to do?
Not to mention that he doesn't like this kind of place, he also hates those weird people. What do a group of men look like dressed like this?
"Master Imperial Master, please don't go." Su Ning held his legs and stopped him from leaving.
"Let go."
"I have good intentions too." She said without giving anything away, and said generously: "Tonight's consumption will be paid by Uncle Su."
"Let go." Chen Yichuan had never wanted to kill anyone more than at this moment: "If you don't let go, don't blame me, the Imperial Master, for being merciless."
"Why don't you come over and help."
After all, Su Ning's power alone is limited. She shouted to the man watching the show at the door, saying that the man should be the person in charge of this place.
I saw it last time.
The man suppressed his laughter and said, "We can't help you with this."
"..."
Su Ning didn't care.
He dragged the resisting Chen Yichuan inside and said, "Someone, quickly send ten men to calm my friend down!"