in2ebook Chapter 178 Peeing Upstream
Chapter 178 Peeing Upstream
Not only was Lin Dashan unable to speak, he also began foaming at the mouth.
Seeing a group of people swarming around like flies, the head of Linjia Village shouted, "Give him some water, get him some water!"
Apart from the water in the ditch, the closest place to the water source is the Li family kitchen.
The Lin brothers rushed directly into the Li family’s courtyard.
Li Xiaoyu kicked him in the stomach, his eyes stern, "Get lost, I give my water to the dog, not to him."
"You fucking ......"
The Lin brothers cursed angrily and raised their hands to slap Li Xiaoyu in the face.
The moment he swung, Gu Fei threw a hidden weapon with his left hand, and the hidden weapon passed through his palm in an instant.
Followed by a scream like a pig being slaughtered.
The man lay on the ground in pain, rolling over and over.
No one saw anything, but suddenly he rolled on the ground. Someone hurriedly pulled him and took his hands out from under his crotch.
When I saw a bean-sized round hole punched through the center of his right palm.
At this moment, the blood was like an undercurrent river.
Keep flowing out.
This scared everyone.
The eldest son was foaming at the mouth, and the third son's palm was pierced. Father Lin was so angry that he jumped to his feet.
He yelled at the Li family with a fierce look on his face: "Damn it, who among you did this? I'm going to fight you today!"
Except for Li Xiaoyu and Gu Fei, the rest of the Li family also looked puzzled.
You look at me, I look at you.
Each one looked more confused than the other.
Li Xiaoyu was afraid of fainting from blood, so she didn't look at the third son of the Lin family. She rolled her eyes at Lin's father and said, "You're crazy. We only have a shoulder pole and a hoe at home."
The village chief was really impressed by these idiots from the Lin family.
His eldest son was about to die, and they were still arguing. He could no longer bear it and yelled at them, "Stop arguing. Lin Dashan is almost out of breath. Hurry and carry him to the river to give him some water."
In one sentence, the Lin family regained their focus.
They lifted up Lin Dashan and ran to the river, then wrapped the hands of the third son of the Lin family with clothes.
Go and ask the villagers who came to watch the show where to find a doctor in the village.
After the villagers pointed the way, they ran quickly.
In the blink of an eye, most of the people at the door disappeared.
Li Guangchang walked outside holding the carrying pole. He stood on tiptoe and looked towards the river. Then he threw the carrying pole to his wife and sneaked away.
Seeing him acting sneaky, Li Xiaoyu grabbed him and asked, "Where are you going?"
There were villagers standing at the door, watching the excitement, and a few members of the Lin family. He whispered in his sister's ear, "I'm going to pee upstream."
After saying that, he ran away quickly.
The corners of Li Xiaoyu's mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched as well.
Gu Fei had been secretly watching her. Seeing her frown, he called her and she heard him calling her.
Turn around and walk over to him.
The two men slowly walked into the yard and left the center of the crowd.
Li Wu has to stay with his third daughter at all times, after all, it is safer.
Just as Gu Fei was about to talk to her, he saw a big head coming over. He pursed his lips calmly and stopped talking.
Li Wu didn't notice the changes in him.
Curiously asked: "Third brother, where is your brother?"
Li Xiaoyu pushed his big head back a little, looked at the situation outside, and whispered to him: "He went to the upper reaches of the river to pee."
“Peeing in the river?”
Li Wu was startled at first, and then he started laughing.
He began to praise Li Guangchang: "As expected of my son, he has quite a few dirty tricks."
Seeing that he was quite proud, Li Xiaoyu sneered: "You should praise him in front of him, he will be happy all day long."
"I won't," Li Wu snorted and laughed, turning around and walking towards the door triumphantly.
Seeing that his tail was almost lifted up when he walked, Li Xiaoyu smiled with curved lips.
After he walked away, she asked Gu Fei in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Will Lin Dashan die?"
Gu Fei looked at her lazily and replied softly, "It won't kill him."
"That's good," she breathed a sigh of relief.
My eldest sister hasn't divorced him yet. If she died now, I would really be a widow.
In the yard, Wang Qian had been standing in front of Li Xiaoyan. Seeing that she looked unhappy, he thought for a long time before he said stupidly, "Don't cry. I'll buy you some candy tomorrow."
Li Xiaoyan was in a mess and didn't want to pay attention to him.
But seeing his silly look, she couldn't get angry, so she could only reply helplessly: "Don't bother me."
These four emotional words made Wang Qian feel a little overwhelmed.
He placed his hands on his abdomen, with his right thumb scratching his left thumb, and said like a child, "Oh... I won't bother you anymore, don't think I'm annoying."
Li Xiaoyan and Wang Qian are about the same age.
Although they were from the same village before, they were not very familiar with each other. At most, they just said hello when they met.
Last time he said he would use his money to treat himself, and this time he said he would use his money to treat himself.
I don't know whether this fool is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.
Always saying things like this that can be easily misunderstood.
She didn't want to talk for the moment, so she turned her head away and ignored him.
Seeing her hiding from him, Wang Qian lowered his head with dejection in his eyes.
At the same time, Li Guangchang was seen urinating. The villagers were quarreling with each other, and the news reached the ears of the Lin family.
They gave Lin Dashan a lot of river water to drink, and when they lifted him up, he heard this incident. In addition, Li Guangchang was walking leisurely along the path, and the gunpowder cord was ignited in an instant.
One group of people carried Lin Dashan back to the door of Li's house, and another group of people went to chase Li Guangchang.
The people from the yamen had not arrived yet and the situation was completely out of control.
Li Guangchang was very agile. He ran and cursed: "Go to hell, I should throw it in his face and let him see how he behaves like a pig."
"You bastard, if you have the guts, don't run away."
While they were chasing each other, Father Lin was getting angrier and angrier. He even stopped listening to the village chief.
He gave orders to his family members: "Damn it, the Li family is too bullying. Smash their house and take that bitch Li Xiaoyan back."
Hearing this, Li Xiaoyan trembled.
Fear appeared on his face.
Seeing that his elder sister was so frightened that her face turned pale, Li Xiaoyu asked Gu Fei to find a place to stay by herself.
She walked over and handed the dagger at her waist to her elder sister without hesitation: "Don't be afraid, if anyone tries to touch you, just stab them with this."
While she was speaking, a fight had already broken out in front. With Wang Qian and the others holding the line, Li Xiaoyu could relax a little.
Looking at the sharp blade, Li Xiaoyan was a little scared.
He stammered, "What if...what if I stab someone to death?"
"That's them courting death."
Li Xiaoyu answered calmly while paying attention to the movement in front of her. Seeing that a fist was about to fall on Li Wu's head, she left these words and rushed forward with a carrying pole.
He hit the opponent's shoulder with a carrying pole and pulled Li Wu behind him to block his punches and kicks.
Li Wu stumbled backwards and steadied himself. He looked to the right and discovered that his second son-in-law was temporarily lame.
He's quite nimble with his hands. Not only can he beat the man, he can also protect his second daughter.