in2ebook Chapter 116 Nothing! Nothing! Da!
Chapter 116 Nothing! Nothing! Da!
"It's okay!"
"It's okay!!"
"Your Highness, it's alright!"
"So what if your white moonlight doesn't want you anymore?!"
"Isn't it just that the woman he's always longed for has become his mother?!"
"No, isn't it just that you'll be calling Miss Fanfan 'Mother Consort' from now on?!"
"Holy crap, it's like a mother appearing out of nowhere!!"
"Cough cough cough! Your Highness, Your Highness has really struck gold!!"
"Is that so?! Hmm??" Qing Tingyu tossed Qianqianluo onto the inner couch, enveloping her in his shadow.
"Having more elderly mothers means having more options. What does this mean?"
"This shows that His Highness the Crown Prince makes all women feel inferior and dare not be your women!"
"On the contrary, I want to be your mother!!"
"I want to silently protect you in the name of my mother!"
As Qianqian continued to lie, she forcefully shook off the Crown Prince's large hand that was about to come down on her.
"no no!!"
"Ah!! Your Highness! Let go, let go!"
Qianqian glared at Qingtingyu, her hands bound by a crimson ribbon, unable to move.
"Luo'er~ Luo'er also wants to be Father's concubine?"
"Hmm?!" Qing Tingyu met Qian Qianluo's evasive gaze, opened his mouth, and exhaled a warm, scorching breath.
"What?!" This time it was the retired Empress Dowager Qianqian's turn to be speechless.
I'm thinking, surely we can't just talk like that!
Begging? Begging someone to be your...?
"Hmm?! If Luo'er doesn't speak, I'll take that as Luo'er's agreement!"
"Come, hum a lullaby for me!" Qing Tingyu commanded impatiently, her eyes flashing with murderous intent.
He knelt on both knees, propped his head up with his hands, his eyes glazed with expectation: "I won't kill you, sing!!!"
"Your Highness, this humble one misspoke!"
"But! This lowly commoner has absolutely no intention of currying favor with my Emperor!"
"This lowly commoner only wishes to live a peaceful and obedient life, guarding the Crown Prince's palace for the rest of his life!!"
"Sing!!" Qing Tingyu was very dissatisfied with Qianqianluo's answer.
He wiped the cold sword and slowly brought the hilt closer to the struggling prey.
"Sing, you lowly commoner! Sing now, you lowly commoner, woo woo woo~"
"Your Highness, please, please don't come near these lowly people anymore!!"
Qianqian's lips trembled as she sobbed out the lyrics of "Lullaby";
Listening to her extremely eerie singing style, it hardly sounds like she's trying to lull a child to sleep!
They clearly want the child to cry and make a fuss!
The breeze is gentle and the moon is bright.
Leaves shade the window frame
The crickets chirped.
Like the sound of harp strings
The string is gently tuned.
[…]
"You've finished singing, Your Highness!!"
After she finished howling and screaming, Qianqianluo turned her back to Qingtingyu, not daring to face the man behind her.
"Hmph~ Hahahaha!"
"Hahaha~!!"
As the laughter drew closer, the prince's unique scent also bared its fangs and claws, approaching Qianqianluo and grabbing her tightly.
"Young Master Luo sings so beautifully!"
"I love it, I absolutely love it~! Hahaha~"
"Wow, that's amazing! You sang so well! You sang so well!!"
"Hahaha~!!" Qing Tingyu pulled the person into his arms, stared at Qianqianluo's ear, and began to breathe on her.
Qianqianluo: Damn? Damn Spree?!
"Huh?! Why aren't you replying?! Did my son do something wrong?!"
"Or...or have you already decided to abandon your son?"
Qianqian felt her mind go blank, and the sudden heat made it impossible for her to open her eyes.
In the end, even the cowardly Qianqianluo followed the Crown Prince's example and asked Spree, "Your...Your Royal Son?!"
"Hmm?! What are your instructions?"
Qing Tingyu was extremely obedient at this moment. He rested his face in Qianqianluo's palm, tilted his head, and looked at her expectantly with a sweet smile, "Say it!!"
"Want to take a dump? Fine, but first, can you release this lowly commoner?!"
When someone has an urgent need to urinate, the only instruction Qianqianluo can think of is: Go to the toilet!
Qing Tingyu was utterly shocked: Oh, Seoul?
Qianqianluo: Oh my god! I'm so anxious!
Qing Tingyu's eyes darted around. "Hmm~ Is that so?! Then, shall we hold hands and go to the inner palace, my son, with my arm around you?!"
Without hesitation, Qing Tingyu immediately untied the hair ribbon binding her wrist, picked her up, and was about to leave!
Before Qianqianluo could even process what His Highness the Crown Prince had said, she had already appeared in the back hall where the prince was relieving himself.
"I am here to protect you! Do not be afraid!"
Qianqian felt a chill beneath her!
Indeed! A chamber pot inlaid with gold is different; it's so refreshing!
Qing Tingyu held her hands tightly, their fingers intertwined.
His Highness the Crown Prince bent down, resting his head on Qianqianluo's shoulder, and continued, "I will stay with you!"
"If you don't want me to accompany you, I will cut off that useless thing of yours that's just for show!"
Qianqianluo: Listen to this!
This isn't Mom opening the door, it's me! This is outrageous, utterly outrageous!
Looking at the unmoved commoner in his arms, Qing Tingyu felt an increasing bloodlust and a desire to devour her alive.
"I will only count to three!"
"one!"
"two!!"
"three!!!"
On the third count, Qianqian cried out, "I promise you!!"
After hearing this, His Highness the Crown Prince smiled with satisfaction.
"Hmph! Hmm! So you need company too, huh?!"
"Hahaha!!" Upon hearing the satisfying reply, the crown prince laughed heartily and went out.
Qianqian sat down on the chamber pot with a thud, nervously rubbing her hands together, her face flushed as she watched the Crown Prince's departing figure.
She wanted to say to Qing Tingyu, "How about we have a drink before we go?"
Mei Zise, who was hiding in the shadows, was completely amazed by the two of them.
What, what is this?
what is this? !
my eyes!
My ears!!
My mind, untouched by any pollution, pure and innocent!
No wonder Ziye was willing to give up the position of Close-Combat Shadow!
Who could stand that?!
Who wouldn't go crazy?!
On the roof beam, Mei Zise pulled off the black mask and covered her eyes;
He tried to save his already cloudy eyes.
Pfft, hiss hiss!
*Pfft pfft pfft pfft pfft!*
But what about the ears? The ears were not spared!
The young master Luo, whom he had been longing for, was currently enjoying a thoroughly enjoyable release!
The sound and smell were both top-notch, and the attack on the Shadow Guard was extremely aggressive!
Despite having undergone professional training, Mei Zise was still able to endure it!
But the image and faith that Luo Gongzi held deep in his heart had long since faded away with each fart and piss!
It smells terrible, but it's okay!
Although it's very...
But! It's! No! Problem!