Chapter 262 Watching a Movie 2
Chapter 262 Watching a Movie 2
Zhu Jiu thought for a long time, but really didn't know how to approach her. After all, he had no experience approaching women.
Throughout the entire movie, neither of them could follow the plot at all.
During the break, he took out some lychee-flavored wine from the refrigerator while changing the disc.
The wine was packaged in an iron can with an exquisite and beautiful appearance. There were a few half-peeled lychees painted on the outside of the pink can, and there was complicated foreign language written on it, which even he, a monk, could not understand.
When he drank it for the first time, he thought it was a drink, but it turned out to be sparkling wine, and the aftertaste of this wine was quite strong.
After getting her drunk, he didn't believe that she would still be so vigilant!
"呲~"
He opened a can, pretended to be nonchalant, and placed it in front of her, "Change the taste."
"Lychee-flavored sparkling water?"
Hearing the slight hissing sound, Jingzhi exerted force on her back, bounced herself up from the soft sofa, and stretched out her hand to grab the can of fruit wine.
After taking a sip, the refreshing lychee flavor mixed with a large amount of bubbles instantly exploded on her taste buds.
Jingzhi couldn't help but squint her eyes, it was delicious and stimulating~
Jiu really knows how to enjoy life.
She didn't put the jar down. Instead, Jingzhi held it in her hand and sipped it in small sips.
Zhu Jiu was very satisfied seeing this.
In order not to arouse her suspicion, he also opened a can for himself. It seemed that he was drinking, but in fact he was just tilting the can slightly and wetting his lips.
Zhu Jiu did not do anything beyond the rules again.
The two seemed like old friends, occasionally chatting and discussing the plot.
But most of the time, it was Jingzhi, who had no idea what was going on, who was complaining to him about the funny parts of the show.
Zhu Jiu, who was full of suspicion, just smiled along and watched patiently as her cheeks were gradually flushed with an intoxicating blush under the influence of alcohol.
The heart rate on the two people's watches remained very consistent at 90-95, and neither of them dropped below 85.
They were both slightly tipsy and their hearts were slightly moved.
Some people know it clearly, while others feel that they are seriously ill.
In the huge space, the refreshing scent of lychees gradually became stronger, and the body fragrance of the two people gradually blended together, and the atmosphere gradually became ambiguous.
There were two empty pink cans on the table in front of Jingzhi, and she was holding a half-drunk bottle of fruit wine in her hand.
Perhaps it was the alcohol that made her feel relaxed. Jingzhi stretched her feet out on the sofa, facing Zhu Jiu. She supported her head with one hand and looked intently at the curtain in front of her.
Her long eyelashes were half-drooped lazily, and each blink became slower and slower.
Zhu Jiu raised his eyebrows slightly, the opportunity had come.
He quietly moved closer while cleaning the table.
His butt was almost touching her toes as he sat on the sofa.
Sure enough, she didn't move any further. Instead, she kicked his knee lightly with her white toes, as if she knew it well. "Don't clean it up, I'll do it later."
"If you look at it from my side, it's my turn to clean it up."
Zhu Jiu: Your words are quite measured, but your actions are a bit excessive. You must be drunk, right?
Her tone was a little unclear, but inexplicably contained a sense of coquettishness.
This time, even if Zhu Jiu didn't look at his watch, he knew that his heart was beating too fast.
"Drip! Drip!"
Oops.
My heart rate is 110.
The witch is casting spells again, did she... hear it?
"Uncle, don't listen. My watch is ringing again." She tried to straighten herself up. The redness on her face deepened instantly after hearing the watch ring. Her blurred eyes avoided his probing eyes and glanced at the dim light strip on the left. "Nothing happened. Maybe my watch is broken!"
Zhu Jiu slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
She heard it wrong. It seems that she can only drink two and a half cans.
But his heartbeat didn't stop at all, and it even showed an upward trend.
What she said sounded like an attempt to cover up her mistake.
"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Please note, your heart rate has reached 120. Please stop strenuous exercise and maintain steady breathing. Do you need to call an ambulance?"
A sober person and a drunk, both of them were shocked by this voice prompt.
Jingzhi's confused eyes widened. She swayed twice, put down the wine jar, and then tried hard to hide her left hand with the watch under the blanket.
"No, it wasn't me! It wasn't ringing, it was me."
She tried hard to fiddle with her tongue, imitating a robotic female voice. Zhu Jiu couldn't take her eyes off her clumsy and cute appearance.
Because of nervousness and unknown emotions, his heart couldn't slow down at all. This time, Jingzhi didn't need to repeat it, his watch repeated the broadcast again.
"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Please note, your heart rate has reached 120. If no one answers in 5 seconds, 999 will be automatically dialed."
Zhu Jiuteng stood up suddenly.
"No need! No no no!"
Jingzhi, who was huddled in a corner of the sofa, seemed to have noticed his movements. She shrank her neck and repeated louder and louder, as if to drown out the sound of Zhu Jiu's watch.
"Please, please pay attention! Your heart rate has reached 120..."
Damn it, he's just a drunk, why is his heart beating so fast?!
No, he must finish the test today!
Take advantage of it now!
Zhu Jiu took advantage of the fact that she didn't dare to look at him and quickly shone the Bagua at her.
The next second, the circular mirror in the middle of the Bagua reflected a dazzling yellow light.
The dim environment was like a light being turned on, almost blinding Zhu Jiu's eyes.
He narrowed his eyes and looked at Jingzhi. Tsk, is she a light bulb spirit? Why is she so bright?
No, that outer golden light is the golden light of merit?
Why so many?
Did she save the world in her previous life?
Zhu Jiu, who had taken out a demon-slaying talisman in his hand at some point, silently put the talisman back.
Forget it, everything in this world has its own reason for existence, humans and monsters too.
Let’s not accept her today.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the drunkard began to act.
Jingzhi, who was stimulated by Zhu Jiuyi's gossip to emit golden light of merit, almost blinded himself.
"Second Uncle? Am I blind?"
"Uncle, turn off the lights!"
She sat up from her knees, waving her hands as she tried to stand up and go to the wall to turn off the light.
However, the brightness was too strong and her mind was not clear, so she took a wrong step.
Seeing that her face was about to fall on the sharp corner of the table, Zhu Jiu didn't have time to think and quickly stretched out his arm to support her shoulders.
As time went by, the golden light of merit discovered that there was no danger around her, and the light gradually retracted.
Zhu Jiu was completely dumbfounded as he looked at Jingzhi, whose body was glowing faintly and whose true form was revealed by the gossip.
What's wrong with her ears, and those tails that can't be hidden behind the sofa.
Is she really a demon???
But... she is a good demon.
Zhu Jiu was a little confused.
At this moment, Jingzhi, who was completely unaware that her identity had been exposed, suddenly raised her head, held Zhu Jiu's face with both hands, and began to sob softly.
"Ajiu, you're not dead, wuwu...that's great."
"Isn't Zhizhi very powerful? Zhizhi protected you!"
She pushed Zhu Jiu onto the sofa, then forcibly pushed his stiff arms away, curled herself up into a ball, and snuggled into his arms.
"Ajiu, that drink is poisonous. Don't drink it. I feel dizzy. Quick, give me two detoxification pills!"
What's going on with her?
Ah Jiu?
Are you calling him?
Zhu Jiu is not so narcissistic.
He immediately thought of the jade carving on the paperweight.
She was calling her ex-boyfriend, and her drunken words meant that her ex-boyfriend was not dead.
Does this mean that her ex-boyfriend is dead?
Then isn't he just a substitute?
No wonder she always showed him a vague and intimate look when they first met.
His watch stopped beeping and his heart rate dropped from 120 to 60.
Zhu Jiu supported himself with his stiff arms and a stern face, letting the drunk cat demon sob in his arms.
It felt like a huge rock was blocking his heart, making it hard for him to breathe.
Since she was already drunk enough to start talking nonsense, then his test would be easier, right?
Zhu Jiu didn't plan to beat around the bush anymore.
He cleared his throat and asked in a low voice:
"Have you ever used any charm on Zhu Jiu?"
Jingzhi, crying silently, supported her body on his chest and tried to hold her head high.
She tilted her head slightly, her brows slightly furrowed, and Zhu Jiu seemed to be able to hear the sound of the CPU in her brain humming and working hard.
"No, Second Uncle has the most rules. I won't do this to him. He'll be angry."
It was true that he had too many rules, but when she said that, it didn't seem like it was anything to be happy about.
Zhu Jiu lowered his eyes and asked again:
"you……"
She is so well behaved and answers whatever I ask, but what should I ask?
"What do you think of Zhu Jiu?"
Asking this way, even if she still remembers it after waking up, shouldn't be too much, right?
Jingzhi pinched the edge of the soft blanket and thought for a long time before she nodded seriously with a red face and said, "Stay away from him."
"..."
His fists suddenly clenched.
Zhu Jiu exerted a little force with his teeth, and after a long while he managed to squeeze out another sentence:
"Why? I think he's... okay."
Jingzhi patted his knee lightly and frowned disapprovingly.
"You are not allowed to say bad things about him."
"Not at all. He's very nice. He took me in and bought me snacks. He's very thoughtful."
Those few drops of wine obviously couldn't make anyone drunk, but Zhu Jiu's face suddenly flushed.
He coughed lightly and said:
"Then why stay away from him?"
Jingzhi suddenly retreated to the left corner of the sofa, hugged her knees tightly, buried half of her face in her knees, and said sullenly:
"My second uncle is already very happy. I can't ruin his wonderful life now. I hope he will always be so happy."
They say people speak the truth when they're drunk, so she... probably really thinks so.
Zhu Jiu had no doubt that she was pretending to be drunk.
Because she started to have a fit.
Jingzhi suddenly stood up, looked at him warily, then threw the blanket on her legs, wrapped it around her head like a thief, and rushed outside!
"Sugar Cane! I'm here to do the spicy thing!!!!"
"Bang!" The sound of Jingzhi bumping into the door.
Zhu Jiu's heart skipped a beat, and she suddenly felt regretful for tricking her into drinking.
Just as he was about to go over and help her up, Jingzhi suddenly stood up on the spot, bleeding from her nose, and ran out as soon as she opened the door.
not good!
She hasn't retracted her ear tail yet, it will be all over if someone finds out!
Zhu Jiu chased after him.
Unexpectedly, Jingzhi was drunk and still walked very fast.
"Aunt Sue!"
She ran to the first floor.
"Sugar Cane Auntie!!"
She ran out of the yard!!
"Zhe Gu! I'm here to save you!!!"
Jingzhi was like a wild bull, and knocked Axiang and Zhuba, who heard the noise and came out to watch the fun, several meters away.
The more Zhu Jiu chased her, the faster she ran with a tense face, and her elastic ears became distorted into airplane ears.
Ah Xiang and Zhu Ba held their waists and stood up with their teeth bared, both looking at the cat tails flying away with shock on their faces.
"Second Uncle! Is she a demon?"
"Second brother, let me help you catch it!"
Zhu Ba rolled up his sleeves and was about to go upstairs, but Zhu Jiu blocked the stairs and glared at him fiercely, "No need for you, just stay downstairs. If you dare to tell anyone, you're done!"
What does he mean?
Is his second brother bewitched by the demon and chooses to protect her?
Looking at Zhu Jiu's back as he ran up in two steps, the uncle and nephew had only the same thought in their minds.
The Zhu family might really be finished!
"Sugar Lady!!! Ouch!"
With his tail grabbed, Jingzhi couldn't stop his forward momentum. With a loud thud, he fell in front of the altar, using the kneeling pad as a pillow and fell asleep right there.
He just stretched out his hand to help up the woman who was lying motionless on the ground, as if she was dead.
The statue of the ancestor that I have worshipped all my life suddenly appeared.
[Zhu Jiu, if you don't want to be hurt by the golden light of merit on her body, don't attack her.]
Looking at the shining statue, Zhu Jiu was extremely shocked, but still knelt down beside her respectfully.
“Zhu Jiu doesn’t dare, Zhu Jiu… just wants to help her up.”
[If we keep her, perhaps we can save our Zhu family from its impending decline.]
Zhu Jiu pursed his lips and said something that frightened Zhu Ba so much that his legs went limp.
"She has her own will whether to leave or stay. I will not force her to do anything for the benefit of the Zhu family."
Zhu Ba: My dear second brother, even if you want to show off, you can’t do it in front of the founder!
Just when he thought the statue was flashing and was about to attack Zhu Jiu, who was kneeling on the ground with his neck stiff and an unyielding look on his face.
The ancestor spoke again.
[…Well, you’re quite good.]
The light of the statue gradually dimmed. Zhu Ba rushed over, took out a pen and paper, and the expression on his face was so eager that it seemed a little crazy.
"Grandmaster, please don't leave yet. Tell me what the Mark Six lottery numbers are for tomorrow night???"
It has been many years since it was revealed. This is the correct way for the ancestor to use it. What is his second brother doing?
Suddenly, the statue that had been completely extinguished flickered, and a golden light shot towards Zhu Ba. The huge impact force directly bounced Zhu Ba away.
【Rotten wood! 】
Looking at his brother rolling downstairs, Zhu Jiu couldn't help rolling his eyes.
Live it!
Zhu Jiu quickly lit a stick of incense for the ancestor to calm him down.
Then he gently turned Jingzhi, who had fallen asleep under the altar, over.
Looking at her red nose and the two lines of blood under her nose, Zhu Jiu felt guilty.
"……sorry."
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