The slag master and slag manager take off

Chapter 308 The whole situation

"Yes, yes, yes, I remember that incident. We were all fishing together as kids, and that little girl insisted on running around, scaring the fish away so much that they didn't dare to take a bite.

Then Zhengye grabbed her and hugged her to coax her to eat candy and stop running around. The little girl ate the candy, but then she poked Zhengye in the face with the branch in her hand.

Zhengye dodged and the poking didn't hit his eye, but the poking hit the corner of his eye. Blood was gushing out, and the little girl started crying and wanted to complain to Grandpa Qi.

Then Grandpa Qi heard the little girl crying, and he came over from a distance with a stick in his hand. He didn't care about the wound on Zhengye's face, and hugged the little girl to comfort her. He was annoyed that we scared his precious granddaughter, so he chased us and beat us up. "

Hu Zhongchuan said this with a smile and looked at Liu Zhengye with sympathy.

"Wow, no wonder Zhengye has a small scar on his face, it turns out it's Jiu Mei's work?" Xin Yinghai pointed at the not-so-obvious scar on Liu Zhengye's right eye corner and shouted, they didn't even know about it.

"That's right. I dodged the branch that was flying straight at my eyes from the little girl and tried to hold her to stop her from crying. But before I could do that, Grandpa Qi came.

I was the first to suffer. Grandpa Qi hit me with a stick and my butt hurt for several days. I was so scared that I ran away without caring about the blood on my face.

As a result, when I sneaked back home at night, the wound stopped bleeding, but I rubbed it against the dirt, leaving a scar. "

Liu Zhengye also laughed helplessly and amusedly. He looked at Moujiu's guilty look, then shook his head and joked.

"What's the matter? Ninth sister, are you feeling guilty? Do you know that you have let down your eighth brother-in-law?"

"No way! Anything that I don't remember doesn't count!" Mojiu immediately started to deny it, and that little bit of guilty feeling on his face was no longer visible.

"That's right! You try to put the blame on my precious granddaughter for everything, we won't admit it!" An old man is just like his precious granddaughter, he just refuses to take any responsibility!

"Puchi!" Everyone in the Su family burst into laughter!

“Hahaha…” The White Elephant God King also clapped his thigh and laughed, “You two are truly a perfect match!”

"Hmph!" I glared at the three brothers-in-law opposite me and refused to admit it. Don't I have any face?

"Sixth brother-in-law, seventh brother-in-law, and eighth brother-in-law always hugged my wife when they were young?" Situ asked with a cold face.

"Yes, when Jiu'er was four years old, Sixth Brother-in-law and Seventh Brother-in-law were eleven years old, and Eighth Brother-in-law was nine years old."

Li Kun's face was also full of jealousy. He glared at his three brothers-in-law and was dissatisfied with everything about them. Qi Chong and Ku Xuan also looked at the three of them with displeasure on their faces.

"Haha!" Hu Zhongchuan laughed angrily, "You four are jealous? Go ask, who among our three families has not held or carried this stinky girl in their arms?"

"That's right, this little girl has been lazy since she was little, she's so lazy! She won't go if we don't carry her, and she'll cry and complain if we don't carry her on our backs, and then we'll beat her up.

Tell me, how pitiful are the generations of the Hu, Qin, and Liu families? As long as they are with this stinky girl, their clothes are never clean, because they are all made dirty by her." Qin Lengxing complained.

"That's right. Grandpa Qi stuffs this naughty girl's little bag full of candies every day. She eats so much that it's all over her face and hands, and she always likes to wipe it with our clothes.

She doesn't want to go home even when she's tired from playing, and insists on following us. Even if we carry her on our back to sleep, she'll shake and get uncomfortable, or she'll bite us when we open her mouth.

Just ask, how many children of our three families have not been bitten by that stinky girl?" Liu Zhengye also complained, looking aggrieved.

Everyone in the hall was stunned, of course, except for the old man of the Su family, the head of the Su family, and the Su brothers and sisters. They knew very well what good things their babies had done.

“Hahaha... Mom, you are so funny, aren’t you?” Su Mingtian laughed so hard that tears came down. Was her mother so fun to watch when she was a child?

"Hahaha... Auntie Jiu, you are a scoundrel, right? And a bully scoundrel at that! Hahaha..."

Su Minghong laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh and didn't notice the cold look from his ninth aunt.

“Hahahaha…” Everyone was laughing so hard that they were bent over. The Su brothers and sisters were also trying to hold back their laughter, and they immediately recalled many of the naughty actions of their own babies.

"You guys..." A certain Jiu angrily pointed at his three brothers-in-law who had complained about him, grabbed the spiritual fruit in front of him and smashed it at the three of them.

"Let you show off! Let you feel wronged! Let you bring up old scores!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't use your hands, you little girl! How old are you? Do you still use your hands when you're upset?"

"That's right, little girl. You dare not take responsibility for what you did! You still want to hit me? Stop it, stop it!"

"You little bitch just never grew up! You're no different from when you were little!"

Hu Zhongchuan and the other two jumped up and ran, shouting as they ran, causing everyone in the hall to laugh even louder.

"Come on, Mom. Left, left!" Li Ming'an jumped up and down to cheer for his mother.

"Mom, hurry up, Eighth Uncle is about to run away, hurry up and hit him!" Situ Mingyi also nervously helped his mother to find the way.

"Auntie Ninth, right, right, my father is going to run away!" Hu Baoer screamed to remind her Auntie Ninth.

"Come on, Auntie Nine, spank my dad's butt!" Hu Bei'er gave advice to her Auntie Nine.

"Auntie Nine, hurry up, Hong'er, help you stop Uncle Seven!" Su Minghong rushed over to help intercept him.

"Wow wow wow mommy, hurry up, Sixth Uncle is hiding behind the pillar." Chong Mingxi shouted the loudest, wishing he could reach out and pull his Sixth Uncle out.

"Here they come!" Mou Jiu rushed out with a fruit plate, chasing her three brothers-in-law and smashing them, and cooperating with her own children to attack left and right, and from time to time catching the spiritual fruits that the children kindly handed to her.

But her aim was too poor, and her three brothers-in-law were too good at dodging, so the spiritual fruits hit other people directly. There was chaos and screams in the hall!

More and more people were hit by Su Xiaojiu's spiritual fruits, and more and more people began to fight back. Suddenly, spiritual fruits were flying all over the sky, and the pulp and juice were all over the hall.

Everyone's heads, faces, and clothes were all covered with juice. Young or old, everyone let go of their reserve and joined in smashing the spiritual fruits, having a lot of fun.

Li Kun and his four friends all rushed forward to protect their wives who were having fun. The others also protected their partners and helped to hit others. Even though they were beaten to a pulp by others, they still indulged their beloved wives in having fun.

From time to time, he would be chased and hit by his own children, and would run around the hall in pursuit and blockade.

“Hahaha… I hit it!”

"Hahaha... Grandpa Qi, run!"

"Ah ah ah..."

“Help…”

"Old man Su, if you have the guts, don't run away!"

"Lululu... Dad, come and wake me up!"

"Hahaha... Tianxie, you were beaten by your own son?"

"Wu Chen, stop right there!"

"Hu Ruo, you little bastard! How dare you act like a master to me?"

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