in2ebook Chapter 115 Stopping a Child from Peeing
Chapter 115 Stopping a Child from Peeing
"1 yuan, 2 yuan, 5 yuan, 10 yuan... Ah Dai, we distributed 100 yuan this morning, and we will continue to distribute it in the afternoon. How many little kids are there in our village who are peeing?"
"Hmm."
"Oh! That's right, 55. According to the registration this morning, 10 people have already arrived. We need to keep up the good work!"
"Mmmm, happy!"
Li Qiang and A-Dai lay on the lounge chairs under the big banyan tree, and looked up at the sky after counting the money.
How blue the sky is today, how white the clouds are, and how small the swallows are.
The butterfly is so graceful, and the old cow passing by is so handsome.
As expected, as long as you are in a good mood, everything looks beautiful.
"Aren't these Brother Qiang and Ah Dai from the pig farm? Oh, oh, they look so cool, don't they want to go to work?"
The cowherd boy teased the two people who were looking up at the sky with a smile.
"Moo...moo..."
The old cow he was holding also showed a curious look. These two people were so strange, they were drooling while looking at the sky.
"We're going to work here starting today! Ah Dai, seeing this cow makes me suddenly hungry, and we haven't had lunch yet!"
"Hmm, coo..."
"I think I smell beef teppanyaki."
Old Cow: "Moo...moo...damn...cruel..."
The cowherd saw that the old cow was digging the ground with its four hooves, breathing heavily through its nose, and staring at Li Qiang and A'dai with its two eyes.
"Old Cow, what's wrong with you? Aren't you full?"
Li Qiang laughed, "Niu Wa, your old cow misses his wife. It's in heat and is digging the ground to vent its energy."
The cowherd glared at the old cow and said, "Oh, you are such an old cow, but you are still thinking about your wife? It's ridiculous. Let's go home and have a good sleep. The dream will come true."
He tightened the rope and led the old cow away.
“Hahahaha, uh-huh…”
Li Qiang and A-Dai burst into laughter.
Li Qiang is in a really good mood today.
This morning he got up late as usual, took two buns from the cafeteria, and ate them as he walked.
As soon as he arrived at the gate of the wild vegetable digging department, he heard a familiar voice.
"A-Dai, where are the other two people in your wild vegetable digging group?"
“Wow! Brother Wei, Brother Wei! Um… ah, gulp!”
Li Qiang shouted excitedly twice when he heard Wei Qianfan's voice, and then he found that he still had two buns in his mouth.
If it were in the past, he would have taken out a bun, stuffed it into Wei Qianfan's hand, and asked him to eat it together.
However, it is different now.
Wei Qianfan has now replaced Wu Zheng and is the general manager of the pig farm.
When a general manager sees his subordinates still eating buns at 10 o'clock in the morning, what will he think and how will he view this employee?
He will definitely think that this person is lazy, slacking off and not doing his job properly.
No matter how good his relationship with Wei Qianfan is, friends are friends after all, and brother-in-law is brother-in-law after all. Li Qiang is still a little afraid that Wei Qianfan will discipline him. Based on his understanding of Wei Qianfan, this person is still very principled at work.
So he called out "Brother Wei" twice, quickly hid in the corner, and swallowed the two buns.
"Brother Wei! Congratulations on your promotion. How come you have time to visit our wild vegetable digging department today?"
"That's great. The boss wants two people to go under the big banyan tree to rectify the bad habit of urinating and defecating everywhere. I think you two are suitable."
Wei Qianfan told Li Qiang how he had reorganized Qin Che, and Li Qiang's eyes lit up after hearing it.
"You mean I just need to sit there and give money to the kid?"
Wei Qianfan nodded. "Go to the Finance Department to get the money later. You can still use your imagination to decide how to do it and how to solve this problem quickly. Just tell the Finance Department what funds you need. As long as it's reasonable, we will approve it."
"Moreover," Wei Qianfan paused for a few seconds deliberately, "after the whole thing is completely rectified, the boss will personally reward me with 5 yuan in cash."
“Bang bang bang.”
Li Qiang jumped a few steps on the ground, then slapped Wei Qianfan's shoulder hard, causing him to stagger forward a few steps.
"Hahahaha... I knew you were the best to me! I'm the most suitable for this, and I love children the most. Ah Dai! Let's go, let's set off now!"
Li Qiang pulled the equally excited A'dai and rushed out of the door of the wild vegetable digging department like the wind.
"Oh pee, oh pee, kid, don't oh pee..."
Li Qiang hummed a song while running, and soon his figure disappeared from Wei Qianfan's sight.
Wei Qianfan looked at the area in front of the wild vegetable digging department: it was empty, without a single wild vegetable.
If there are two fewer people digging wild vegetables, the remaining person will have to dig more.
A few minutes later, the man who needed more digging arrived.
He held up his cell phone, looking at it as he walked.
Although his eyes were fixed on the screen, amazingly, his feet could walk accurately to where he was working.
"Li Gang?! You're finally here. I have something to tell you."
Li Gang scratched his ears to make sure that Wei Qianfan was calling him and not Li Qiang's grandson.
"What's the matter? General Manager Wei."
"Don't call me General Manager. It feels distant. Just call me Xiao Wei."
Li Gang hummed twice, found a clean step to sit down, and continued to hold his phone.
Wei Qianfan squatted down, leaned close to his ear, and told him this important matter in detail.
Li Gang was shocked after hearing this. He finally turned off his phone with an angry expression on his face.
He was also late for work, just a few minutes later than Li Qiang, but he missed the opportunity to stop the little kid from peeing.
This is not the most infuriating thing. The most infuriating thing is that from today on, he has to take on the workload of digging wild vegetables for three people, increasing from digging one bamboo house a day to digging three bamboo houses a day, and the workload has increased three times!
Li Gang looked at Wei Qianfan, "Li Qiang is in love now, and his work efficiency is low. The wild vegetables he digs every day are actually not enough, and he seriously cuts corners. You let him take on such an important task, I am very worried..."
Wei Qianfan sighed in his heart: Even if I let you go, I would also be very worried. I’m afraid that you would watch TV and forget your mission to stop the child from peeing.
But everyone else in the pig farm is very busy. Only the three of you in the wild vegetable digging department are relatively... idle. I'd be worried if Li Qiang goes, and I'd be worried if you go too. The only one who has a sense of responsibility is A-Dai.
But I'm still worried because he can't speak.
Wei Qianfan stood up and said helplessly:
"They came early. We can't help it. We have already handed the work over to them. Now you are the only one who is responsible for the wild vegetable digging department. You are very important. You should take care of your health and don't be too addicted to soap operas. You should combine work and rest."
Li Gang felt that Wei Qianfan now spoke like his brother-in-law, with a lot of different ideas.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Wei Qianfan continued to arrange tasks: "Then at 12 o'clock, you go to the big banyan tree to deliver food to them..."
Li Gang:……? ?
Let the blow come harder!
Under the big banyan tree.
"A-Dai, guess who will deliver food to us today?"
Ah Dai: “Yeah.”
Li Qiang: "Two words?"