I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 154 This feud will never be over

"Tell me, what's going on?"

Ivan sat on the main seat in the Oak Hall with a majestic look. Bol was still in the living area of ​​the Frost Giants. This human was very comfortable and crossed his feet like Bol did.

As a result, before he could lift his legs, he suffered a second blow from Miss Xiling, and had no choice but to sit down in disappointment.

The orc girl Luna sat trembling on the other side. The thick branch in her hand had been confiscated by Lian and placed on the long table as evidence.

"It was Ms. Morgan's instruction..."

The socially anxious orc girl was not very good at lying and sold out Morgan right away.

"Oh wait, Ms. Morgan said it wasn't her..."

After this operation, even Xiling felt like holding her forehead.

Most people in the station know that Luna is Morgan's favored one and can hear Ms. Morgan's voice at any time.

As soon as these words came out, Xiling could imagine Ms. Morgan jumping up and down in Luna's head.

Alvin, who is very dull in some aspects but very smart in others, has already guessed what is going on.

He shook his head helplessly and shouted a few times into the air:

"Huan...what's Huan? It's really hard to pronounce...

Joyful Lady Lal! Stupid Goddess Lal!

Come out, is it you who caused this?"

Before he finished his words, a graceful outline began to appear in the air in front of Ivan, and in less than a breath, the image of the goddess Lal appeared perfectly.

This speed is much faster than last time. Even across the plane, one can feel how anxious Lal is.

"The goddess of celebration! I am the goddess of celebration!

"Ivan, you're a pervert! A big pervert! A super invincible big pervert!"

Before his body could fully solidify, Lal's abnormal three-hit combo came over.

Ivan, who was confused by the criticism, looked at Lal in front of him and felt a little puzzled.

Haven’t I provoked this person recently?

Even though the relationship was so far away, Luna still gave him a blow. How much hatred and resentment does this mean!

A pervert touched the big bump on the back of his head. Hiss, it's still a little swollen. He'll find a place where there's no one around to have another one.

"Dear Ms. Lal, is there any misunderstanding here..."

Xiling respectfully performed a druid's etiquette towards Laer's projection.

"Misunderstanding? Don't you know how perverted this human is?

God knows if he has done those disgusting things to the statues of other goddesses..."

Well, this is starting to bring up old issues.

“Lal…Okay, Master Lal, I admit that I was wrong before.

Although I think this matter is somewhat strange, but I think that after the last phone call, Lal, you don’t care so much about that time…”

"Human pervert! I'm telling you, this matter will never be over!

I asked you, why did you not respond even once after I called you so many times? "

"Clam?!"

Ivan was really confused now. If there was a voice yelling in his head, there was no way he wouldn't know it...

"I have no impression of that at all..."

Ms. Lal, who was dressed coolly, almost had fire in her eyes. Although she had become a god and did not need to breathe, her chest was still heaving violently.

"Human pervert, I've been calling out for you almost every night since you helped Morgan!"

"impossible!

I have neurasthenia and can't sleep well. If someone is calling my name in my head, I can definitely hear it!"

“You are not my believer, what’s the point of me calling your name!

I pass on my teachings to you every night, don't you notice it at all?"

"Clam?!"

"What the hell! You changed my teachings into something so... so disgusting and rotten...

You, you really are..."

Ivan's mouth was wide open, thinking about the happy and comfortable dreams he had had these past few nights. It was this girl who was causing all this trouble...

"I thought spring was coming..."

In order to prevent some minors from hearing things they shouldn't hear, Xiling grabbed Lian's arm and walked out, not forgetting to pull Luna, who looked worried, with her.

"Hey, sister, what are you doing? I also want to know what will happen when spring comes..."

boom!

Lian, who was hit on the head with a knife, followed her sister out of the door obediently, and did not forget to close the wooden door of the Oak Hall.

"Okay, Lord Lal, you really can't blame me for this...

How would I know this is your signal to talk to me about something? How about trying something more obvious next time?"

"More obvious?"

Lal looked at the human in disbelief.

"If an average person had a dream like that, they would probably go to the temple to confess the next day...

Let’s get down to business first.

Human pervert, although there is a grudge between you and me, I still have to say thank you for saving Morgan."

"Thank you, no need. If you have any magical artifacts, a hundred or eighty of them will do..."

Lal rolled his eyes, and this unconscious action almost got Ivan into trouble.

What a terrifying demon spirit...

"Forget about the artifact. I have news. A terrible enemy is targeting you."

……

"nailed it?"

Alduin stood on the city wall in a showy manner, looking at the white-robed skeleton that had just climbed up.

"Very successful. The spellcasting talent of that human, Ivan, is simply... a genius among geniuses."

He used his fingers to carefully sort out the dirt between the bones. After Frey recovered, the old skeleton returned to his obsessive-compulsive habits.

"That's for sure. As for Nolihus, as long as their bloodline is awakened, every generation will be a genius in casting spells."

"That's true, but this generation of Nolihus is crazier than the previous ones..."

"Crazy? Isn't that a pervert?"

“Hey, so you old monsters believe too much in soul visiting.

One day, my student was eavesdropping outside the half-elf's room...

This kid is planning to..."

"hiss……"

【hiss……】

"Shut up, Wences. Why are you taking a breath during a soul communication?"

[It is indeed crazier than the first generation of Nolihus...]

“But I have to say, if this kid really succeeds, it’s not a bad thing.”

The old skeleton seemed quite happy, and the soul fire in his eye sockets was jumping violently.

Alduin also rubbed the braid on his chin and nodded.

"Indeed, maybe we three old guys still have a chance to kick those filthy guys' asses...

Huh? This is…"

"You feel it too?"

"Hmm, there's a distinct stench... These are those dishonest guys from the Third Era..."

【Do you want to do it? 】

Alduin flicked the dreadlocks on his chin and said with disdain:

“No need, just treat it as training for that human kid.

Even Gruumsh's turbulent divine thoughts can't do anything to him, so why would he be afraid of such a weak little guy?"

"That's true. Are you going to let that girl Soi do it this time?"

“…Hmm…let’s take a closer look…”