This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 287 Deodorization



Chapter 287 Deodorization

Yunshu didn't care what Old Zhang thought of him.

After he walked into the small teahouse, he found a random seat and sat down with a swagger.

"Hmm..." Yun Shu tapped the table with his fingers, and the empty teacup on the table made a "clang" sound.

"Hehe..." Old Zhang randomly found a teapot in the teahouse and filled a cup for Yunshu.

Yunshu picked up the teacup, looked at Lao Zhang, and took a small sip.

Sour, astringent and bitter.

"Pah!" Yun Shu spat out the bitter tea along with a mouthful of thick phlegm.

Old Zhang sneered in his heart: "Humph, you still complain? I'm glad I didn't add some dirt to you."

Yun Shu shook the teacup in his hand, looked at Lao Zhang and said calmly: "The procurement manager of Wanling Sect contacted me. He said he wanted to find a special kind of spiritual tea..."

Then he paused and continued, "It seems that Boss Zhang is unwilling to take this business."

"Ah? Sir, are you really going to take this business?" Lao Zhang said in disbelief.

"I can only say that we are discussing it. It is not convenient to tell you the specific details now." Yun Shu pretended.

"So you just said you wanted to find a special spiritual tea?"

"Yes, but I think Boss Zhang doesn't seem to be very willing to find one."

"Yes, I am willing! How could I not be willing?"

"Then..." Yun Shu shook the teacup in his hand again.

Old Zhang understood immediately, and then said, "Sir, please wait a moment."

Not long after, Lao Zhang brought Yunshu a cup of fresh tea.

Yunshu picked up the teacup and took a sip.

It tastes sweet and has a mellow tea aroma.

Awesome!

As expected of a professional!

He gave Lao Zhang a thumbs up.

Old Zhang smiled flatteringly, then leaned close to Yun Shu and whispered, "Master, did your second sister obey?"

Yunshu rolled his eyes.

"This is not important."

"Hehehe..." Old Zhang laughed strangely.

Yunshu ignored the dirty thoughts in Lao Zhang's mind.

He continued, "This time, Wanling Sect is looking for a spiritual tea that can remove the odor from food."

"Get rid of the odor?" Lao Zhang thought seriously.

"What kind of strange smell?" After thinking for a while, Lao Zhang looked up and asked.

"Like shit..." Yun Shu replied embarrassedly.

"Master, give me three days. Come back to me after three days and I will give you a satisfactory answer." Lao Zhang promised.

"Okay!" Yunshu turned and walked out.

When he returned to the alley outside his residence, Yunshu saw that the entrance to their yard was surrounded by a group of people.

He didn't dare to get close and quietly released his spiritual sense to observe.

I saw my second sister blocking the gate of the courtyard with her big body, and she was confronting the people at the gate with a stern face.

"Call your boss out! This is too outrageous!" an old lady in the crowd shouted.

"I am the head of the family. If you have any problems, tell me and I will make the decision!" The second sister said with her hands on her hips and her head held high.

"You're talking nonsense. I've asked before, and your family's master is a black monk!" Someone in the crowd retorted to the second sister.

"He is the host and I am the hostess!" the second sister answered arrogantly.

"Damn! You fat bitch, you're talking nonsense!" Yun Shu, who was hiding behind the crowd, cursed in his heart.

"You have the final say, right!" someone asked.

"Of course!" Aunt Fat responded.

"We only have one request, which is that you stop cooking shit, okay? It smells so damn bad, the whole street is filled with the stench from your houses, are you still going to let us live?" A tall woman in the crowd shouted.

"That's right, that's right!" everyone echoed.

Hearing this, the second sister was not happy. She responded with an angry face: "What nonsense are you talking about! We are not cooking what you are talking about, we are studying food!"

Delicious food? Are you sure?

The big guys didn't want to.

"In your family, you call something so smelly delicious? Are you sick?" A young woman in the crowd said, covering her mouth and nose.

"It's delicious food! Believe it or not! Also, what we cook in our own home is none of your business. Even if we really cook shit, you have no right to interfere!" The second sister was arrogant and unreasonable.

The people at the gate were angry and shouted, "How come this has nothing to do with us? The smell has already drifted to our house. What do you think we should do?"

"That's right, that's right, the whole street smells bad, and our dog has run away from home!"

"Why do we have such a domineering family here?"

“The taste is still so strong!”

Everyone was talking about it, and some even swore.

But the second sister is not an ordinary person either. She doesn’t tolerate these people at all and has an attitude of “what can you do to me?”

If someone scolded her, she would scold back loudly, as if she was debating with a group of children.

Of course it is the "ru" in women and children.

Yunshu, who was at the back of the crowd, also joined in the commotion and cursed a few times before turning around and quietly leaving the alley.

He planned not to go back for the time being, letting his second sister deal with it while he found a place to hide.

Not only do you have to hide from the neighbors, you also have to hide from that damn weird smell!

As night fell, Yunshu, who had been wandering outside for a long time, finally decided to go back.

The neighbors at the gate of the courtyard were all scolded back by my second sister.

Yunshu endured the disgusting smell and entered the courtyard.

"You stinky monk! You finally come back!" As soon as the second sister saw Yunshu, she started cursing in a hoarse voice.

"Second sister, what's wrong with your voice? Did you sing karaoke with others in the afternoon?" Yun Shu pretended to ask.

"Fuck you! I've been blocking bullets for you the whole afternoon! But you're nowhere to be seen. I didn't even know you went to that temple to fool around with the nuns!" The second sister cursed.

Yun Shu lowered his head and smirked: "You deserve it, who told you to be a mistress?"

At this time, Ning Zhi also came over and spoke for the second sister: "In the afternoon, a group of neighbors came to block the door. Thanks to the second sister, they finally dispersed."

"Oh, second sister is so mighty and domineering!" Yun Shu praised the second sister with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense! Our neighbors are very dissatisfied with us. Are you still going to try our recipe?" The second sister continued in a hoarse voice.

"Not now, wait three days?" Yun Shu said lightly.

"Ah?! Three days later? Still trying?" Second sister and Ning Zhi exclaimed in surprise.

……

Three days later, Yunshu brought Ning Zhi to Lao Zhang's Tea Shop again.

Old Zhang found it somewhat strange to see Yunshu, a monk, having a Taoist priest as his follower.

"He and Wan..." Yunshu said half of it to Lao Zhang with a mysterious expression.

"Oh!" Old Zhang understood.

After respectfully arranging Yunshu and Ningzhi to sit down, he served them the best spiritual tea.

Today's spiritual tea has a light sweetness.

Yunshu pointed at the teacup in his hand and asked, "Is this the sample you prepared? It's pretty good."

"No, no, no, Mr. Hei, you're wrong. It's not this tea."

"Oh?"

Old Zhang went and came back in a hurry, and brought back two large bags of spiritual tea.

He stood in front of Yun Shu and Ning Zhi and explained seriously: "These two kinds of spiritual tea, one is for removing odor, and the other is for adding fragrance."

"I found this fragrance for you on my own initiative. You can take it back and show it to the superiors. These two kinds of tea are used together to have miraculous effects!"

Yun Shu took the two packets of spiritual tea and said, "Okay, okay, let's go back and try it now!"

Afterwards, Yunshu sent a message to Ning Zhi, asking him to walk in front.

Ning Zhi walked out of Lao Zhang's tea shop first with a cold expression, while Yun Shu stopped Lao Zhang with a smile and asked him to stay.

Ning Zhi didn't say a word from the time he entered the door to the time he left.

But it is precisely because of this that Old Zhang firmly believes that this young Taoist priest is most likely a member of the Wanling Sect.

When the "Black Master" introduced the young Taoist priest, he said the word "Wan".

Looking at the backs of Yun Shu and Ning Zhi leaving, Lao Zhang said silently: "This young Taoist priest is definitely a disciple of the Wanling Sect! Master Hei really didn't lie to me!"


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