Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Chapter 396 Zombie Taoist Priest 11

Ren Yinyin and Afan followed the man's gaze and saw that the person in the middle was quite eye-catching.

Walking in the front were a few young women, carrying flower baskets in their hands, smiling, and throwing petals from time to time, like fairies scattering flowers from heaven.

Behind them, four young men were carrying a statue of the Dragon King, which looked solemn and majestic.

The rearmost car was covered with white gauze on all sides, and one could vaguely see a person sitting in the middle, who seemed to be wearing a Taoist robe.

"It's really better to meet someone in person than to hear about him!" Mao Xiaofang couldn't help but shake his head and sigh as he watched this scene.

He thought to himself, how could a person who truly possesses the power of Taoism be so high-profile as Zhong Jun?

Ren Yinyin pinched the petals in her hand, put them to her nose and sniffed them, then said to Mao Xiaofang, "Master, they really spent a lot of money on this!"

Today's flowers...

Mao Xiaofang stood with his hands behind his back, watching the group of people walking away. Although he felt a little disapproving, since he was already there, he decided to visit this fellow traveler.

Ah Fan looked at the young woman carrying the flower basket and smiled foolishly. Ren Yinyin waved in front of him, "Brother, come back to your senses!"

"Afan!" Mao Xiaofang felt embarrassed seeing him like this and shouted.

Afan came back to his senses and embarrassedly avoided his junior sister's teasing gaze.

Mao Xiaofang understood. It was natural for a young man to admire Ai!

……

Seven Sisters Hall

The hall was crowded with people, many of whom had followed Zhong Jun and his friends from the street. There were also police officers in the hall maintaining order to ensure that the situation did not get out of control.

At this moment, Zhong Jun came flying like a bird. She was agile and graceful, and performed a few tricks, which attracted cheers from the onlookers around.

"Wow, Master and Junior Sister, you are so awesome!" In the crowd, Afan excitedly shouted along with everyone else.

However, Ren Yinyin, who was standing nearby, stroked his chin with a nonchalant look on his face, muttering to himself, "What's so great about this? I can do it too!"

Mao Xiaofang shook his head and sighed. He knew in his heart that Zhong Jun was just cheating to fool the people who didn't know the truth.

Zhong Jun stood still, a smile on his face, and he said loudly: "Last night, the Dragon King of the East China Sea appeared in my dream. He hopes that everyone will come to worship him more often and give him more incense money!"

"Then I can bless everyone with peace and prosperity!"

"Okay!" Everyone responded. After all, what ordinary people most want is to live and work in peace and contentment.

When it was time to burn incense and worship the Dragon King, people began to line up consciously.

Zhong Jun was so happy when he saw the huge crowd in front of him. With so many people coming to worship, how much incense money could he collect?

"Wow, Master and Junior Sister, you are so amazing!" Afan still praised them highly.

Ren Yinyin couldn't help it any longer, so she rolled her eyes at him and said unhappily, "Is there something covering your eyes?"

How could a Taoist priest who follows such a powerful uncle-master be fooled by these little tricks?

"Well, let's go write a visiting card first, and then come visit our fellow practitioners." Mao Xiaofang walked out of the Seven Sisters Hall with his hands behind his back.

……

Mao Xiaofang handed over the visiting card, but unexpectedly, none of Zhong Jun and the others understood the meaning of the visiting card.

Instead, I think it’s a challenge!

Zhong Jun was furious. He dared to challenge her and was going to steal her business and her money. She wanted to kill him!

In the lobby, Mao Xiaofang, his apprentice Afan and his nephew Ren Yinyin were waiting patiently.

Ah Fan looked around and couldn't help but feel envious, "Master, this place is so beautiful!"

"Behave yourself. Look at your junior sister, she's so patient!" Mao Xiaofang taught his apprentice.

Ren Yinyin imitated his uncle, with his hands behind his back, his face calm and looking very graceful.

She has followed her master and has seen many big scenes. What is happening in front of her is just a small matter!

"Oh!" Afan felt that ever since his junior sister followed the master, the master loved to compare the two of them.

But no matter his skills or reaction, he could not compare to his junior sister.

Fortunately, he is a man with a broad mind, otherwise he would definitely make things difficult for his junior sister!

Dare to make things difficult for me? Ren Yinyin said, I will blow your head off!

Zhong Jun came out angrily, wanting to see who was so blind as to dare to cause trouble in her place.

"Master, these three are the ones who want to visit you!" The female disciple standing by stepped forward and said respectfully to Zhong Jun.

Zhong Jun didn't say anything, but looked at the three people in front of him.

The middle-aged man in the middle was unremarkable, and his clothes and appearance were ordinary. You could tell at first glance that he was a poor guy.

The young man on the left looks silly, while the girl on the right is quite eye-catching.

In this day and age, would you take such a beautiful girl with you when you go out?

Not a serious person!

"What's your last name?"

"My surname is Mao!" Mao Xiaofang said politely with a bow.

"I wonder what advice you have for me since you have come to visit me?"

"Oh, I heard that Master Zhong is very knowledgeable in Taoism, so I came here to visit him!" Mao Xiaofang was very humble.

"Oh, that's true!" Zhong Jun said bluntly, "In Hong Kong, I, Zhong Jun, am second to none!"

Huh? There's hostility!

"So, every year, many people come to me to learn from my reputation!" Zhong Jun turned his back to the crowd and crossed his arms, "But..."

"But what?" Mao Xiaofang asked.

"Of course my master cut me like a radish and rubbed me into flour!" Zhong Jun's apprentice, Ajin said proudly.

"Haha, Master Zhong, you misunderstood. I just heard that you have superb Taoist skills, so I came to visit you specially. I don't have any other intentions." Mao Xiaofang understood and explained with a bow.

"Oh, a visit..." Zhong Jun looked at the three people's hands, all of which were empty.

"Haha, I didn't bring any gifts," Mao Xiaofang said embarrassedly, "Those who practice Taoism have three disadvantages and nine shortcomings, and I just lack money!"

Seeing that Zhong Jun did not respond, Mao Xiaofang asked tentatively, "Don't you understand?"

"I understand, we are short of one person!" said Zhong Jun.

Poof, Ren Yinyin quickly covered her mouth, thinking that she might get beaten out if she laughed.

Mao Xiaofang and Zhong Jun exchanged a few words at cross purposes, and Zhong Jun was at a loss for words.

Ah Jin came to the rescue, "Master, it's time for your lunch break!"

"Oh, excuse me, I have to take a nap!"

"Then I won't bother you anymore!" Mao Xiaofang understood that the other party was trying to get rid of him, so he said goodbye immediately.

After the three men left, Zhong Jun instructed his apprentice, "Next time, if you see such poor people, don't let them in!"

……

The three of them walked out of the Seven Sisters Hall, and Ren Yinyin couldn't help but sigh to Mao Xiaofang.

"Uncle Master, it's so easy to survive in Hong Kong!"

Those people are so easy to fool! She was even a little moved by what she saw!

However, if she cheats and makes money in a dishonest way, her master will break her legs.

"Because there are a lot of fools!" Mao Xiaofang said to Afan who was following behind.

"Master, what are you talking about?" Ah Fan asked foolishly, "Where are the fools?"

"Isn't it right in front of you?" Ren Yinyin patted Afan's shoulder and teased.

"How could that be?" Ah Fan was puzzled. "Aren't there just three of us here?"

Mao Xiaofang shook his head and sighed. He was too stupid, and the smart one was not his disciple. What a pity!

"Oh, you are talking about..." Afan suddenly realized.

Ren Yinyin thought he had realized what was going on and was about to slip away, but she didn't expect Afan to continue speaking.

"Is that the guy from before?"