Chapter 304 Hairy Ears
Chapter 304 Hairy Ears
And in the following days.
Jiang Bai was practically risking all his popularity points for the three-day "battle royale" of the school sports meet, frantically participating in the lottery.
He also considered whether he should go to a physical store outside the school to buy some decent women's clothing.
But as soon as the idea popped into his head, he nipped it in the bud.
"I'm a weekly champion who just got unmasked on 'King of Mask Singer.' If I get photographed by paparazzi in a women's clothing store, tomorrow's headline will be 'Shocking! Rising star Jiang Bai appears in women's clothing store late at night. Is it a fetish awakening or self-destruction?'"
not to mention.
To him, those high-end custom-made items costing thousands of dollars in physical stores were nothing more than a pile of soulless fabric—without any attributes or added value!
In these few days of 100 consecutive draws, there were naturally a lot of junk items.
However, thanks to his "minor auspicious" luck, he managed to gather enough clothes for three days.
Two pendants that increase luck were also released.
【Item Name: Healing Style Giant Bear Plush Backpack】
[Attribute: Luck +10%]
[Its belly holds a universe within; besides holding loose change, it can also hold the host's shattered pride.]
Carry it on your back, and you'll be the cutest little darling on the playground. Note: Don't forget your 12 o'clock burst of energy because of it, otherwise the title of "Violent Cutie" will resound throughout the Shanghai Theatre Academy.
Jiang Bai looked at the large brown bear backpack, which was almost half his height and exuded a silly, innocent vibe, and nodded reluctantly.
"Fine, I can tolerate this."
"At worst, we can just say that Sister Baizhi is still a child at heart, which will conveniently cover up the oversized men's clothing I've hidden inside."
However, when he looked at the second piece of lucky equipment, his eyelids twitched like they were going to a disco.
【Item Name: Premium White Fox Fur Ear Clip】
[Attribute: Luck +20%]
Made from the shed fur of a nine-tailed fox cub from another dimension (all-natural and non-violence). Wearing it will not only double your luck, but will also unconsciously exude a captivating aura of "please pamper me!"
"Tongzi! This is pure psychological revenge!"
Jiang Bai pointed at the pair of bright white fox ears, his expression a mixture of grief and indignation:
"I went there to cheer on my 'brother,' but if I wear this, my 'innocent girl' persona will completely crumble into that of a 'two-dimensional vixen'!!"
[Ding! White Silk 10% + Bear Bag 10% + Fox Ears 20% = 40% Fixed Luck Bonus.]
With this 40% survival buff, even if someone suddenly pushes open the bathroom door while you're changing, there's a 40% chance they're either blind or have a stomachache and are running away. Are you sure you want to give up this 40% survival rate?
Jiang Bai opened his mouth, but the refusal that was about to come was forcefully pushed back by this cold mathematical logic.
forty.
That's a full forty points of luck!
In this extreme sports competition where you could be exposed at any moment, surrounded by your roommates, and followed by Lao Zhang's son.
This 40% stroke of luck may be the only ticket he can avoid "dying on the spot".
".......Fine, I'll wear it."
Jiang Bai stared at the pair of fox ears with a deathly pale face, a single tear, a tear of "integrity," rolling down his cheek.
"We've already given up, we might as well go all in."
"I got both white and black stockings, and I even won a backless dress and a bodycon skirt. As for a mere pair of ears... well, consider it a sacrifice of my soul for that million."
There has also been substantial progress regarding the program's performance.
In a small conference room on the third floor of the Shanghai Theatre Academy's administrative building.
Jiang Bai sat upright, facing the head of the performing arts department and two vice deans in charge of the school sports meet.
Several cups of steaming West Lake Longjing tea were placed on the table, but Jiang Bai always felt that there was a strange heat wave in the air called "everyone's a fan".
According to school rules.
All programs to be performed on stage during the school sports meet must undergo three rounds of review by the Arts Department and the School Youth League Committee to ensure that the content is healthy and positive.
"Jiang Bai, huh?"
The vice dean pushed up his reading glasses and looked at the application form in his hand that read "Red Wish" and "Performer: Jiang Baizhi".
His face, which was just a moment ago so serious it looked like he was about to fail a student, instantly switched to that loving mode of "a father-in-law looking at his son-in-law"... no, it's more like "an old father looking at his daughter."
"The department has already held a meeting to discuss your sister Jiang Baizhi's return to school to participate in the charity performance."
"Review? What's there to review!"
"Bai Zhi's rendition of 'I Love You, China' is the best example of political awareness, and her song 'Gently Tell You' is the most beautiful expression of campus culture!"
"There's no need to trouble your sister to come to school multiple times to review and rehearse."
"We'll give it special approval, all the green lights!"
The vice dean waved his hand and signed his name in bold red ink on the application form.
They were so eager, as if they were afraid Jiang Bai would change his mind and take his sister to the film academy next door.
Jiang Bai breathed a sigh of relief, maintaining a cool and polite smile on his face:
"Thank you for the support from the college leaders. Bai Zhi also said she really likes the atmosphere at the school."
The department head took a sip of tea, then suddenly seemed to remember something. He leaned forward slightly and asked with concern:
"By the way, Jiang Bai, I noticed that you not only signed up for three track and field events this time, but also for the song request group in the arts department."
"Regarding your sister's stage performance, are you... planning to participate?"
"Like, accompanying a dance or singing a duet?"
Jiang Bai froze for half a second, and a magical image of "Jiang Bai" and "Jiang Baizhi" working together on stage instantly flashed into his mind.
"Well... it's not certain yet. I have a lot of events to compete in that day, and I'm worried I won't have the stamina."
Jiang Bai chuckled and tried to change the subject.
The vice dean, upon hearing this, wore a sympathetic expression that seemed to say, "I understand, I understand." He patted Jiang Bai's hand earnestly and lowered his voice, saying:
"Jiang Bai, listen to your uncle."
"Your sister is incredibly popular right now; she's the apple of everyone's eye."
"As the older brother, you did well during military training... but in your acting career, you still need to learn more from your younger sister."
The vice dean paused, his eyes conveying a clear "help a brother out" message:
"I think this charity auction stage is a great opportunity!"
"If you can manage to perform on the same stage as Bai Zhi and get some exposure."
"Let her mentor you on stage, help you attract attention, and give you a boost so that you can have a more stable start in the industry."
"After all, why not make the most of such top-tier family resources!"
Jiang Bai: "......"
Jiang Bai lowered his head, his lips twitching violently.
"Give me a hand? Let Bai Zhi mentor me? Preferably someone who gets to show off?"
"I can conjure up two people at the same time, and show two faces!"
"Besides, I won the weekly championship on 'King of Mask Singer' last night, and my rendition of 'The Sea' physically exorcised a third-tier male star!"
"My main account is now the internet's top brother-in-law, I'm pretty famous, okay?!"
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