Chapter 300 Rumors
Chapter 300 Rumors
"What's this?"
"I carried the show, and then the show made me disappear from the trending topics list?"
Jiang Bai sighed and consoled himself:
"Forget it, anyway, I'm the one who boosted the ratings. Rounding up, I'm now the '2-point ratings god'."
After the trending topic was pushed down, Jiang Bai turned around and silently opened the online live stream of "The Masked Singer".
Although the trending topic is gone, he can still see the praise he receives from everyone in the live stream!
Isn't this exactly what he's been waiting for?
Just as I entered the live stream, the scene reached its climax.
On stage, the figure wearing a silver fox mask stood quietly under the spotlight.
At 13 charm points, a magnetic field was created that made the entire screen of comments shout "husband" (a popular internet slang term for someone who is attractive to others).
At least, that's what Jiang Bai thinks.
[It's here! The score is about to be announced!]
The other two sang well too, but compared to the Fox King, it felt like a kindergarten performance.
Silver Fox has to win! If she loses, I'll do a handstand and wash my hair right here!
As the host's voice rang out, the data bars on the screen began to battle fiercely.
The score was quickly settled.
【130:705:165】
Jiang Bai crushed his opponent with a cruel attitude that was almost like physical bullying!
"Phew... It was really fun recording this, and it's even more fun watching the replay now."
Jiang Bai adjusted himself into a comfortable position in bed, his eyes sparkling with anticipation.
Next.
The most crucial step is the unveiling.
In Jiang Bai's vision, the scene should look like this:
He slowly raised his hand, his fingertips tracing the edge of the mask, and in the suffocating silence of the entire room, the mask slipped off.
then.
The entire audience erupted in a scream loud enough to shatter eardrums!
The judges were so shocked they fell off their chairs!
The host wore a doting smile!
Viewers covered their mouths and shouted "So cool!" in front of their TVs.
From now on, his real name will no longer be "Jiang Baizhi's brother", but "that handsome and outrageously handsome music industry killer - Jiang Bai".
"Tongzi, pay attention, the next thirty seconds will be the peak moment of the Chinese music scene's visual appeal."
Jiang Bai stared at the screen, already imagining the awe-inspiring looks those dark-skinned PE students would give him as he walked through school tomorrow.
"Tonight marks the perfect beginning for me, Jiang Bai, to transform from 'brother-in-law' to 'national heartthrob'!"
At this moment, the "Silver Fox" on the TV had already raised his hand and placed it on the mask.
that moment.
The air in the entire 404 dormitory room.
seem.
Everything froze, along with the breathing sounds on the screen.
Jiang Bai gritted his teeth and frantically chanted in his mind:
"Pick them! Pick them now! Amaze these mortals!!"
However, just as the entire internet was holding its breath in anticipation, and the atmosphere reached its climax...
The screen suddenly went black for half a second without warning.
Immediately afterwards, a series of VCRs with a nostalgic, grainy feel appeared.
In the scene, Jiang Bai, whose face is not shown, is choosing a mask backstage, but the background noise is deliberately turned up to the maximum.
"...Bai Zhi and I? We're as close as can be."
"We live in the same neighborhood and even often eat the same lunch."
"I was almost always there when she sang. You could say that without me, she wouldn't be where she is today."
In the video, Jiang Bai's voice was full of magnetism.
Yet, the background music, edited in that grotesque style, exudes a strong sense of shamelessness, as if to say, "I'm just here to ride the wave of popularity."
Jiang Bai:? ? ?
Jiang Bai immediately sat up straight.
"Holy crap! Li Ming said he was just 'riding the wave's popularity, but now the editing makes me look like a gigolo con artist?!"
Sure enough, the live stream chat exploded after a second of silence.
[Same neighborhood? Same lunch? Is the next step going to be wearing the same dress? This is such a low-class way to ride the wave of popularity!]
[Help! How could the goddess Bai Zhi have such a shameless "distant relative"? A muse? You dare call yourself that?!]
[The person upstairs might not even be related to Goddess Bai Zhi! These days, anyone, no matter how small, will try to get attention!]
[While his singing is undeniably amazing, his character...tsk tsk, is this the legendary 'parasite behind Jiang Baizhi'?]
Boycott! Resolutely boycott these vampires!
The number of pop-up messages has more than doubled.
Jiang Bai's face flushed slightly; his unhappiness had vanished, replaced by a hint of joy.
"Hehe, I successfully rode this wave of popularity; even negative publicity is still publicity!"
Just as the barrage of insults was in full swing, the television screen finally switched back to the stage.
The lights in the entire venue were turned on.
Jiang Bai, or rather, the "Silver Fox" on the stage, slowly raised his right hand.
As fingertips brushed the edge of the mask, amidst countless eyes filled with "I'll see what you're like," the mask fell onto the stage with a "thud."
That instant.
The live stream seemed to freeze for 0.1 seconds.
The boy on the screen was handsome and aloof.
Under the brutal barrage of 13 charm points, the keyboard warriors who were just clamoring to "cyberbully vampires" were collectively silenced.
Holy crap!
How come he's kind of handsome?
[That face...that profile...oh my god, this level of beauty must be due to some incredible stroke of luck!]
However, before Jiang Bai could even enjoy the benefits of his "handsome and popular" image, the trend in the comments shifted again.
[He's handsome, but his habit of蹭热度 (trying to gain attention by associating with trending topics) is hopeless. Did you hear that? He just introduced himself as "Jiang Bai"!]
[Jiang Bai? Jiang Baizhi? What a name... Is he trying to ride on someone's coattails to gain attention?]
[It feels like Jiang Bai is going to create a scandalous romance, publicly declaring his unrequited love for Goddess Bai Zhi to the entire internet! How utterly shameless!]
"Me, creating a CP (couple pairing) with Bai Zhi? Am I creating hype for myself?"
"Are you kidding me! But... there really is going to be a love song duet later on!"
Just as Jiang Bai was complaining, a comment suddenly appeared on the screen, like a thunderclap, directly splitting the chaotic battle.
[Breaking News!! Stop arguing!! Quick, go check the trending topics on Weibo!! Jiang Bai isn't just trying to ride the wave; he's Bai Zhi's brother!]
"What? People found out so quickly? And it's trending?"
Jiang Bai was stunned. He quickly switched back to Weibo.
I opened the trending topics list and searched around, but only found one entry that seemed to be related to him.
Third place: #Someone wants to throw Bai Zhi, the goddess, 18 meters away# (Breaking news)
Jiang Bai:? ? ?
"What the heck? Is someone going to throw me out?"
"Are all humans this cruel these days?"
Jiang Bai's hands trembled as he clicked on the entry.
After looking around, he found four versions.
Version 1 (Original Version): Breaking news! My brother-in-law Jiang Bai was practicing shot put on the playground today, and he threw it 18.36 meters in one go! That's close to the Olympic mark, guys! He also said that he'd do anything to show his love for his sister!
Version 2: Brother-in-law Jiang Bai is incredibly strong and can lift Goddess Bai Zhi with one hand to do weighted squats.
Version 3: Because Jiang Bai dotes on his sister too much, he decides to use the force of a shot put to throw the goddess Bai Zhi directly onto the podium at the opening ceremony of the school sports meet, thus showcasing the violent aesthetics of the Jiang family.
Version Four (Ultimate Evolution): Shocking! In order to raise funds, Jiang Bai, the brother-in-law, made a bold statement that as long as the donations are in place, he can perform "throwing his own sister 18 meters" on the spot!
Comments section below:
Is this what brother-in-law romance is? Loving her means sending her to the heavens?
[18 meters...that's like flying straight to the opposite stands, right? Bai Zhi, if you've been kidnapped, blink twice!]
[No wonder this family can sing "The Sea" and "I Love You, China"—even their exercise routine is so unconventional.]
Brother-in-law, please, throw it gently! That's a treasure of our nation!
Jiang Bai stared at his phone, feeling completely numb.
This rumor is outrageous!
That's me! Why would I throw myself away?! Like playing with a human cannon?!
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