Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 333: Barnacles: Maggots on the Tarsal Bones (2)

[Hey, captain, it's time to reel in our nets. They must have caught something big and are sinking!]

A middle-aged man with a dark and shiny face bared his teeth and said happily.

The boat captain had been fishing for decades and had an idea of ​​what to do. He waved his hand and signaled the old woman to get the camera ready.

【Closing the net——】

The fully armed old woman thought the gloves were difficult to operate and took one off directly, got into a horse stance, and immediately started the photography mode.

The signal at sea is not good, so live broadcast is impossible, but I can record it as material and ask my son to edit and upload it after I get ashore.

The gears creaked, and the heavy fishing net was pulled out of the sea little by little, and soon emerged from the water.

[Oh my goodness, it’s sent out! ]

The smiling face broke into pieces when he saw the fish dumped onto the deck...

[Sea…sea turtle…oh my god, it’s so big, it must be older than my great-grandfather…]

The sea turtle looked at the captain with hope in his eyes, and felt a sharp itch on his neck.

Well, it was the ancestor next door to Wang Defa who was ruthlessly calling on his relatives to take root again and again, and everyone responded to the call.

A large group of them attacked in a dense crowd. The sea turtle felt pain in its neck and tears spurted out, pouring all over the fish and shrimps below that were still struggling.

That taste is so bitter...

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If he could open his mouth, the big turtle would probably curse for three days and three nights without stopping.

Wang Defa hesitated and did not move. He was startled by the old ancestor's scolding. His soft flesh shrank back into the shell and immediately came into contact with the sea turtle's scarred skin. The picture exploded in his mind like fireworks.

A large turtle was lying on its back, pressed to the ground and washed, while someone was working on it with a knife and a rusty shovel.

The sea turtle shrank its neck and tried to stretch its head out several times, but it was too tearful to move. The itching and pain made it twitch all over.

The big turtle was pressed against the camera's forehead. No matter how the old woman in the facekini, sunglasses and hat tried to persuade it, it had an expression of being at the mercy of others. The old woman could only laugh dryly...

[Quick, Xiao Li, give me a hand and clean these disgusting things off the turtle! I'm going to have trypophobia!]

The loud-voiced captain shouted, exerted force with his big hands, gathered his energy, and with a whoosh, he actually turned the huge sea turtle weighing several hundred pounds upside down by himself.

What a coincidence, it was exactly what appeared in Wang Defa’s mind.

The captain's position just filled up the camera lens. After completing the action, he endured the pain in his waist and made a "yeah" gesture to the camera without changing his expression or heartbeat.

(＾－＾)V

The old woman added at the right moment, "My husband is awesome!"

Well, the sour smell of love made Xiao Li, a bachelor in his forties, wrinkle his eyebrows like a caterpillar.

Xiao Li rubbed the erect hairs on his arms to calm the goose bumps that reflexively appeared, coughed, and spoke hesitantly.

[Boss... I heard that the grandfather of a Hong Kong merchant in our town is going to celebrate his birthday, and he is looking for aged mountain ginseng and old turtles everywhere. He offered a high price, at least this amount...]

He put his five fingers together and talked about money with great joy.

The captain had no expression: (゜-゜)

The old woman was overjoyed but she still looked calm, and the camera was very steady, without any shaking: ＜(￣v￣)/

The big turtle rolled its eyes up to the sky, wishing it could stick its head out: he tuiヾ(?｀Д′?)

Wang Defa was squeezed out by the old ancestors around him who continued to exert their strength. He was terrified and wanted to escape, but there was nowhere to escape.

[Boss, fifty dabuluo, a sure win, you can even buy a new one for your old boat with the money! ]

There was no need for the captain to say anything. As soon as the old woman heard the offer, she immediately shook her head righteously to express her refusal.

She thought there were five hundred dabulus, but there were only fifty. It was not worth offending the sea god for such a small amount of money.

Xiao Li was stunned, feeling very sad.

The Hong Kong businessman was the elder of his neighbor's sister-in-law's college classmate. At the family dinner, he actually offered the lowest price to the younger generation of the clan was 200, with no upper limit...

Considering the quality of this big turtle, its price could easily increase tenfold.

Xiao Li was greedy and thought he could embezzle three quarters of the money as a brokerage fee. He didn't expect that the captain of the ship he followed this time was dressed in rags and was not interested in hundreds of thousands of dollars. What a mistake...

He wanted to persuade her again, but his uncle squeezed in from behind and pulled him back, complaining to him in a low voice.

[Don't make trouble. I finally got the captain to agree to take you. He has a bad temper!]

Xiao Li's heart shuddered, remembering some legends about people being thrown into the sea secretly, and he swallowed his words back in an instant.

The sea turtle did not resist at all. The piles of barnacles on its belly carapace were scraped off piece by piece, revealing a white but bumpy shell.

Wang Defa vaguely heard the sound of his shell being shattered by the brute force of his ancestors.

And the desperate screams of countless elders of the tribe who had taken root in other areas before they were ruthlessly scooped away and fell into the fish's mouth.

How sad and miserable it is.

Although he couldn't see outside, Wang Defa knew what the scene was like outside -

The giant turtle stretched its limbs, and the captain used a shovel to cut a path on its shell with great force. Sparks flew like lightning, but unfortunately he was not so careful.

Although Xiao Li didn't dare to say anything, he had other thoughts in his mind. His movements became more perfunctory, leaving many barnacles alive.

Wang Defa suddenly noticed that the old man beside him stopped instigating and taking root. He looked around in confusion, and it was pitch black.

The big turtle just stretched out its limbs and kept its head inside its shell.

Fool.

If you don't take the initiative, how can you expect a careless man to complete a thorough cleaning? !

I don’t know how long it took, so long that the captain didn’t care about the camera. Unable to bear it any longer, he reached out his rough big hands to the back of my waist, supported it, and slowly straightened my waist, the bones of my lumbar spine making a crackling sound.

Xiao Li's uncle came over to help with great insight. Wearing gloves, he rubbed the rare sea turtle.

[Boss, you have done a great deed. Let's send it back to the sea! ]

The captain waved his hands and clenched his teeth because of the pain in his waist.

[Plop——]

The two of them threw the big turtle into the sea together.

Wang Defa, who escaped the disaster, said nothing.

Oh, it’s not that I don’t want to say anything, I just have too many complaints to make.

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The big turtle turned around and forgot about the discomfort in its body. The boat sailed very far away. Where it fell into the water, undercurrent surged and the water washed its whole body vigorously. Many barnacles that were missed disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The turtle shell is smooth, which is rare to see. The big turtle is so comfortable.

It was very tired after lying on its back for so long, so it decided to fill its stomach first.

A sea turtle that had just swallowed a large jellyfish was lazily lying on the reef to rest when it was suddenly bumped into.

The two big turtles stared at each other.

A majestic, slightly tired male.

A female with kind eyes and a little surprise.

When dry wood meets fire, they fall in love with each other.

The female shyly lay back down, with her head and limbs retracted into her shell.

The male boldly stretched his head forward, and after some sweet words, they finally met head to head.

For a moment, the dimly lit reefs around seemed to be covered with pink bubbles.

It was rare for Wang Defa to come out for some fresh air. As soon as he showed his head, he was met with a pair of unfamiliar round eyes filled with disgust.

Wow, this is inside the shell of a female turtle, illegal invasion.

The female turtle opened her mouth reflexively to bite, and with a big bite, she bit the male turtle's neck hard, making a series of crackling and rustling sounds.

The ancestors were smashed to pieces with loud cries, but Wang Defa was lucky enough to slip out through the gap and was quickly swept away by the turbulent undercurrent.

The male sea turtle squinted his eyes happily. Even if the most painful and itchy part of his body was bleeding, it was better than being occupied by dirt.

As for Wang Defa, he steadied himself at the other end of the undercurrent in a daze, and ran into a huge mouth that opened wide, or the throat of the abyss that was like a black hole in the universe.

This is what is meant by "a whale swallowing and a dragon sucking".

Nasty little barnacle, dead!