in2ebook Chapter 305 Carp: Feng Shui for Wealth (2)
Chapter 305 Carp: Feng Shui for Wealth (2)
Feng Shui metaphysics is an ancient heritage engraved in the DNA of every Chinese.
When you reach a certain age, you naturally believe it without a doubt.
Logically speaking, the 22-year-old Ma Yinuo has not yet awakened, but because she went to an ancient academy last month and took a Feng Shui class -
When she was still in college, she took the elective course of Zhouyi. The old professor was lecturing at the podium while she was sleeping soundly below.
At that age, I couldn’t understand the whole article.
Unexpectedly, after getting lost and turning into a corner of the mountain academy, Ma Yino was attracted by a clean and clear male voice and stood outside the window listening for two full hours.
Although it was still confusing, it aroused her strong curiosity, so she spent a huge amount of money to buy "One Hundred Questions on Feng Shui for Wealth".
Reading a book and attending a lecture are two completely different things.
Ma Yinuo studied hard for three days before he got to the tenth page.
Between pages, your mind needs to completely relax for eight hours.
In short, it's very difficult.
The simplest way to arrange Feng Shui for your home is to raise a tank of koi.
The book says it is best to raise an odd number, such as 9, which is very auspicious.
Ma Yinuo likes 8.
She bought eleven when placing the order, leaving enough for loss, but she also wanted to see how many of them God would leave alive.
Coincidentally, it is her lucky number, 8.
[Puff~~~]
Through the clear water, I looked at the girl who was holding the book in her hands and turning a page, and then remained motionless as if she had been acupunctured, and I blew out a long string of bubbles with satisfaction.
Burp~ I’m so full!
After a nap, around 10:30 pm, Ma Yinuo suddenly woke up and looked towards the fish tank as if he had realized something.
Another small black fish was lying on the water with its belly facing up.
8-1 7 =
[Oh my god, my Feng Shui bureau ahhh——]
She quickly rushed to the front of the fish tank, without even bothering to look for the net bag, she stretched out her hand and scooped up the little black fish.
It feels cold, wet and sticky to the touch.
The feeling is actually not that good. Girls can't stand it. It feels like a snake.
[Hey, please, don’t die!!!]
Ma Yinuo remembered the steps of first aid for drowning, and without caring whether it would work or not, he immediately pressed his thumbs together on the belly of the little black fish.
Quite hard.
The pace is very fast.
I don’t know if it’s because the remaining fish in the fish tank are too human-like, or because Ma Yinuo was wearing a bright red sweater.
The little fishes all gathered around to watch the fun.
Ma Yinuo had no first aid experience and the only common sense she had was learned from watching TV. How could she control the strength?
The little black fish was originally in shock, but the excretion under its body was opened due to being pressed...
【biubiu——】
A black water arrow shot towards Ma Yinuo's chest.
Red sweater, black fish shit.
w(?Д?)w
The little black fish is completely dead.
The book that fell on the ground was open. If Ma Yinuo picked it up, he would see -
[How to attract wealth with a fish tank: Attract wealth from all directions. The first choice is dragon fish, followed by koi. Nine is the best, three or five is also OK. If you want even, six is the best.]
Therefore, there is still room for loss.
The seven remaining small fish in the fish tank wagged their tails and scattered in fear when the red-dressed girl suddenly approached them.
[Puff~~~]
When Ma Yinuo and I met eyes, I shuddered with fear.
I have a gold ingot on my head, don’t try to hit on me!
Ma Yinuo also realized the significance of the gold ingots, and his eyes turned to the right, falling on the only remaining small black fish.
The black fish is useless in improving wealth, health, career, etc., but it can ward off evil to a certain extent.
If we talk about the king of attracting wealth and warding off evil, it must be the golden arowana, but unfortunately Ma Yinuo can't afford it.
[Well, no, no, you and Jin Yuanbao must stay, you must stay! ]
Ma Yinuo talked to himself, looking at the survivors one by one, unable to decide which one to move out.
(o(一︿一+)o She was moved out to be raised separately, not sentenced to death. Miss Ma is not that cruel!)
The little fishes huddled together for a rare occasion, relying on each other to absorb a little warmth, and swam in a swarm, sometimes to the left and sometimes to the right.
[Oh, my heart is beating so fast, no, the number is wrong, I have to check if it will have any impact. ]
A purely self-taught half-baked Feng Shui master, if he has any questions he either looks up books or asks Baidu.
Unfortunately, it is not mentioned in the book, and the answer on Baidu is very general.
Ma Yinuo thought about it, suddenly rolled up his sleeves, and preciously threw the Five Emperors’ Coins bracelet on his left wrist into the center of the fish tank.
This was a gift from her boyfriend, who was concentrating all his attention on preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination. He said it was made of pure gold Five Emperors' Coins and could ward off evil spirits.
[Puff~~~]
I saw the shiny gold and went over to it excitedly.
The other small fish had the same reaction. They swam over and pushed with their heads, bit with their mouths, and flicked their tails. Only after confirming that it was not food did they scatter.
Five coins were woven into a row with red jade thread. The material of the coins could not be seen with the naked eye, and the tiny teeth of a small fish could not leave any tooth marks.
Two days later, after gnawing on the Five Emperors' Coins at the bottom of the fish tank, the little black fish suddenly rolled over violently, tossing and turning for more than half an hour, and finally died.
7-1 6 =
At that time, Ma Yinuo was in the kitchen, humming a song while cooking instant noodles.
If she didn't want to order takeout, with her cooking skills, she could only make simple fast food like this.
She vaguely heard a short sound of water, but didn't take it seriously. She picked up the blanched beef rolls and broccoli with long chopsticks, added them to the instant noodles, and simmered them together for another two minutes.
When moving it into the noodle bowl, sprinkle a handful of chopped green onions on it in advance.
The fragrance drifted in the little house, and a little fish with a gold ingot on its head was so greedy that it kept bubbling up from the water.
Not far away, the unfortunate little black fish was silent.
An hour later, Ma Yinuo discovered it.
Her face was expressionless.
If one fish dies every day like this, the fish tank will soon be empty.
At this time, Ma Yino had not yet discovered where the problems in this feng shui situation lay.
She asked the seller, and got another long list of automated responses.
Contents such as - Koi is a cold-water fish that adapts to temperatures of 0-40 degrees Celsius. Do not use a heating pump in the fish tank, do not overfeed, and the oxygenation and filtration systems must be turned on and operating normally to ensure clean water quality.
Saying it is the same as not saying it.
Over the next three days, four of the six remaining fish died.
Ma Yinuo took out a magnifying glass and carefully examined the fish's body, but could not see anything.
[Damn it, my Feng Shui for attracting wealth...Is it fate that I am destined to be poor?!]
[Puff~~~]
I...do you know how to keep fish? Take that bracelet away quickly. It's rusty, black and green, and it's poisonous!
┭┮﹏┭┮
Several flies gradually gathered on the fish tank and the trash can.
Buzz, buzz.
Unfortunately, Ma Yino's wandering eyes were only fixed on the two slow-moving fish, and he didn't even look at the bracelet.
Two days later, one night, only one of the tenacious fish was left.
【Pfft~】
I shook my tail with difficulty to shake off the unknown particles that had dissipated in the water and could not be filtered out at all. Looking at the last little friend who had floated to the surface, tears flowed down my face.
Flies gathered around, eagerly touching the body of the fish with their short thin legs, and rubbing their hands excitedly.
[Oh my, why did he die again...]
Ma Yinuo did not turn on the light. She pointed the flashlight on her cell phone at the fish tank and spoke in a bad tone, very emotional.
With a shake of her phone, she finally saw the discolored Five Emperors' Coins at the bottom of the fish tank.
She was startled and quickly scooped it up with a fishing net.
[Eh?! Isn’t it pure gold?! Oh wow, Xiaolei actually dared to lie to me!!!]
Ma Yinuo threw the dead fish into the trash can, turned around to play the video, and cursed all the way.
【Pfft~】
I was the only one left, and my stomach was aching like a tumbling block.
More than half of the flies followed me to the trash can, and only one was left, which perched on the glass of the fish tank, staring at me eagerly.
After a night, Ma Yinuo, whose eyes were swollen like peaches, got up at ten o'clock. Seeing that the last golden ingot fish was also dead, he sat on the ground with grievance and cried loudly...
Well, this Feng Shui plan for attracting wealth was never successful from beginning to end.
The innocent little fish were wiped out, dead!