Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 292: Hyena: Director of Anorectal Department (1)

It’s still this gray African savannah.

The rainy season has just passed and the sun is scorching.

The plants and trees seemed to have been drained of all their moisture. They became lifeless, withered and yellow.

The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, and the land is yellow.

The ruler of the hyena family is giving birth.

It's tough.

I have been used to locking my anus in a self-defense style for a long time, so I can't pull it out.

Hyenas are matriarchal animals. Female hyenas are larger, have more luxuriant hair, and have a stronger bite force than male hyenas.

However, it is impossible to compare the pain of giving birth between males and females.

[Ah~~~]

The queen is howling, the queen is trembling.

The smaller characters in the tribe were trembling with fear, their tails tightly wrapped around Piyanzi, and they were terrified.

From sunset to sunrise, a whole night passed, and the three black little creatures rolled around wetly at the queen's feet.

Two with handles and one without.

And the only one is the lucky Wang Defa.

In the 43rd life, a female hyena was born with a big head and a small butt, few spots visible, big ears and big nostrils, and a distinctive ugliness.

Hyenas are not dogs. They are carnivorous animals of the family Hyaenidae. They are good at anal digging and have amazing bite force.

As a little princess, the little hyena was favored by the queen and was the first to drink milk.

Gurgle gurgle gurgle.

The taste is not very good, there is always an indescribable smell of shit - that is the taste of original large intestine sashimi.

The hyena queen felt the slow rhythm in her belly and was very dissatisfied. She puffed up her cheeks and kicked her daughter.

You eat so little and so slowly, who taught you to be modest?! If you don't want to live, don't crawl out of my belly!

The other two puppies were howling with hunger and rooting around in the grass with their eyes closed. Born as male hyenas, they had no status at all.

Finally, the hyena queen found that her daughter was full and fell asleep, so she frowned, pulled out the milk with a pop, and let her two sons drink the milk instead.

I have to say that Wang Defa was really lucky in this reincarnation. His mother opened the door to luck and he was extremely lucky.

The hyena queen is pregnant for more than 80 days. Once she gives birth, she does not have to sit in confinement. The next day, she leads her younger brothers and sisters to hunt and intercept prey.

As a mother, she exercises a lot, eats well, and has plenty of milk, so the three little hyenas grow very fast.

The hyena princess was always favored. She was plump and round, and looked several times larger than her two brothers no matter whether she was standing, lying down or walking.

The same features as the queen's on the little hyenas gradually appeared as they grew bigger. The dark gray hair became lighter as it grew, and there were irregular large black spots on the back of their necks. They had big heads and short mouths with sharp teeth. Their front legs were longer than their hind legs, but their tails were short. They had big bellies and sparse hair on their backs, and they looked unharmonious when they ran.

Ox.

As soon as they reach adulthood, male hyenas are driven out and left to fend for themselves.

They couldn't find a good place to go for a while, and occasionally followed the hyena queen quietly when she led the team out hunting. If they were discovered, they would often be beaten, but if there was extra food, they could still get a bite or two and would not starve to death.

The hyena's bite force is the strongest on the African savannah, and its group combat capability is also very strong.

However, they may occasionally suffer at the hands of lions or leopards.

The hyena queen tucked her tail between her legs and grabbed her indignant daughter's tail, not allowing her to provoke the leopard's hostility.

Two fat and strong leopards intercepted a zebra that was killed by hyenas half an hour ago.

The cause of death was that the hyena queen pulled out the zebra's intestines, causing the zebra to die in pain.

Now the hot and steaming large intestine sashimi is in the leopard's mouth, just like slurping noodles.

Almost all the wounds, big and small, on the zebra's body were caused by the hyenas. The wounds were most numerous and dense on the round buttocks, and Piyan was the first to be hit and had bruises.

The leopards are a male and a female, and they are very ferocious.

One was concentrating on eating the zebra's large intestine sashimi, using his hands and mouth together, and his lower jaw was tricky. With a look of enjoyment, he mobilized all the muscles in his mouth to squeeze out the feces in the zebra's intestines bit by bit, which made the hyenas who had the same hobby emit low and unbearable hoarse sounds in their throats.

The other one would glare at the dogs around waiting to pick up leftovers with a pair of vicious eyes from time to time - this was a female leopard, lowering her proud head to accept the sexual advances, just to hope that the partner would be brave and good at fighting, and be able to take her to eat enough.

Isn’t there an old saying among humans that goes, “Marry a man and he will provide you with clothes and food.”

If we can't even meet our basic survival needs, what's the point of coming here? !

(The female leopard actually had complaints: Why can’t I get by and eat large intestines? Why did I nod my head in a daze?! Because you don’t take a shower?! Because you promised to support your wife but you use leftovers?!)

Behind everyone, a number of vultures landed one after another. They were very sensitive to the smell of dead bodies and could come quickly even from thousands of miles away.

The vultures paced in place, staring at the zebra's corpse that was no longer steaming, and waited quietly.

King Hyena Defa was anxious and angry, and wanted to pounce on him.

The hyena queen accidentally broke free from the leopard's restraints and pounced under the leopard's head.

【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】

The hyenas were furious.

The leopard waved its paw in disdain: Go away, don’t disturb me while I’m eating!

The hyenas thought that the little princess of this generation would end up with her head and body separated, but in the end... they didn't know whether they were more disappointed or relieved, the little princess was just dragged and rolled a few times on the grass.

A lot of dung beetles gathered nearby, and the little hyena princess, who was so utterly disgraced that she fell as she passed by, flapped her little wings at such a high speed that she didn't even have time to stop.

It must be because of the recent drought and food shortage. Otherwise, the dung beetles would not look down on such a small amount of poop that was forcefully squeezed out, as they do not like the smell of blood.

The leopard left after eating, picking its teeth as it walked.

The hyenas didn't mind the remaining skeletons, they just started to chew them. The hard zebra bones were like French fries, crispy and easy to chew.

The vultures saw that there was nothing left and became a little panicked, jumping around anxiously.

The hyenas ignored them and went to the table in order of status, eating the corpse cleanly, leaving not a hair behind.

This is just an extremely ordinary and common fragment of daily life.

The next year, the hyena queen was in her prime. She defeated several challengers and still firmly occupied the first step, and was also the first in eating.

However, the little princess has grown up, and she has very few preferential treatments, but she has many opportunities to charge into battle. The aunts and sisters in the tribe are all very strong, and when food is scarce, they occasionally kill each other.

It only took the little princess one night to go from walking with her head held high to always keeping her tail between her legs to avoid attacks.

Experience teaches it to grow.

In the third year, the hyena queen was unexpectedly defeated in the battle. She became blind in one eye and lame in one of her front legs. Her fighting power was greatly reduced. Before long, she became emaciated and uglier due to being restricted everywhere and starving.

The old, weak, sick and disabled are easily abandoned by the group.

The former queen was almost robbed of her anus by her former subordinates. She sat on the ground and bit anyone who dared to come up to her. Her front legs and eyes didn't work well, but her teeth were as hard and sharp as ever and could easily crush any hard bone.

As a human soul, King Hyena Defa would not allow himself to watch his mother die, so when the new queen coldly exiled his mother, he left without looking back, following her closely.

The fighting power of hyenas depends entirely on group cooperation.

The two who left the team went hungry for nine meals in three days.

After finally passing a dried-up river, we encountered a giant hippopotamus that had been dead for quite some time, and its body was as swollen as a big ball.

The starving mother and daughter pounced on him.

One of them was unable to move and his legs and feet were stuck in the mud, so he had to bite the corpse's neck as a second choice.

One of them excitedly rushed to the back door, opened its bloody mouth, and bit the butt whose skin was stretched very smooth. Its teeth slipped a little and the sound made its teeth sore.

The hippopotamus body was so large that it looked like a mountain, blocking the view of the mother and daughter.

Occasionally, you can hear the other party's angry roar.

Flammable and explosive gases will be produced inside a decaying corpse. It will be fine if the skin is not damaged, but once a hole is broken, it will explode quickly.

The starving mother and daughter didn’t know, or maybe they knew, but they were too hungry to care…

The anal digging project was beginning to show results, but before Wang Defa could be happy, his eyes went dark.

【boom--】

The hippopotamus's body exploded, and the two hyenas lying on the body were knocked over by the huge impact force. Their bodies, mixed with countless pieces of meat and internal organs, were blown into pieces and could not be put back together.

The hyena, who had a brief period of happiness, died!