Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 210: Donkey: The Ride (2)

Tang Xiaobao got his grandfather's cell phone as he wished and fiddled with it over and over again.

As a result, he opened Tik Tok (no ads, unless Rotten Tomatoes suddenly gives me a huge amount of traffic ╭(╯^╰)╮), and scrolled from bottom to top for ten minutes, and it was all hoof repair.

? ???

The same old hoof trimming

Hoofs of cows, sheep, donkeys, and horses, rotten, curled, cracked, infected, swollen beyond recognition...

Tang Xiaobao's face was dark, he wanted to watch Ultraman.

Tang Chao narrowed his eyes and looked at the distant small mound where two dogs were awkwardly standing with their tails linked together, being surrounded and teased by several boys. He felt angry and amused, recalling the glorious past.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

The crudely made wooden railings were sparse and could not stop me at all. While no one was paying attention, I slipped out through the gaps in the railings.

Like a wild horse that has broken free from its reins, it can't help but shout with pride.

The old man was alarmed.

[No wonder the male donkey is also called a barking donkey, he really has a loud voice and likes to make noise! ​​]

Tang Chao had to get up. The gate of the courtyard was wide open. If the donkey ran away, it would be difficult to catch it!

Tang Xiaobao also put down his phone and joined his grandfather in chasing and intercepting the beast. This was much more fun than watching a hoof trimming video.

For a moment, the old man shouted, the children screamed, the donkey sang high notes, and stomped its feet, making a very lively noise.

Even a few idle people from nearby families who liked to watch the fun came over with big teacups in hand.

It is not customary to lock doors and windows in the village. As long as there is someone at home, the doors and windows must be open. Neighbors can walk into the yard without any greeting.

As a result, I saw the eagle catching the chicken, no, it was the old man catching the donkey playfully, and I was so happy that I clapped my hands.

[Hahaha, the old man may be old but his heart is young. I was just complaining that the meal my wife prepared today was too bland, and you added a big dish!]

A man with a full mouthful of teeth when he smiled was holding a large bowl. The vegetables in it were indeed quite green, but they did not look appetizing at all.

Aunt Li, whose three daughters are all unmarried, spat at him and looked down upon the man.

[Who would let a pregnant woman cook? Your old stove is not clean at all. When you turn on the stove, there is black smoke everywhere, which is choking! I can hear your wife vomiting, but you don’t feel sorry for her and keep complaining! ]

Aunt Li had a loud voice, and the neighbors could hear her.

The pregnant woman who was squatting at the door of her kitchen was vomiting bile. When she heard Aunt Li speaking for her, tears started streaming down her face. She looked so miserable.

It must be that her parents' home is too far away, otherwise she would have thrown the spatula back home long ago.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~]

Who the hell stretched out his foot and made me fall to death...

[Oh grandpa, quick, quick, put the donkey on, huh! ]

Seeing the little donkey's legs go weak and fly out, Tang Xiaobao sat on the little donkey's back, panting, and held it down tightly.

When he smelled the fragrance of the food, he felt extremely hungry and completely forgot who Ultraman was.

Tang Chao had already taken the thick hemp rope. Looking at Tang Xiaobao's useless appearance, he smiled and shook his head.

I heard that this child was kept in the classroom all day at school and was not allowed to go out to the playground to exercise. He has a lot of fat and doesn't look like a naughty boy in his teens.

The children of similar age in the village had already run to the back hill to play with cats and dogs, but he stayed still and was willing to accompany this old man to bask in the sun.

Nowadays, teachers in schools have good intentions to care for students, but they are too much. They are afraid that students will fall, bump into each other, or get hurt during recess activities...

It's only ten minutes. If the teacher is still not done with the lecture and keeps the class going, you probably won't even have time to go to the bathroom before the bell rings.

You know, it is a child's nature to love playing and making trouble. If you don't let them play now, when they grow up and enter junior high school or high school, how can they find time to jump around? !

Tang Xiaobao is in fifth grade, eleven years old, and lives in a very famous and expensive school district house in the city.

At the beginning, his father gritted his teeth and emptied the savings of three families to pay the down payment for the second-hand house, so that the kid was able to enter school according to the age. Now, regardless of whether his grades are good or not, his small stature is too fat and he weighs almost 100 kilograms.

【Ah ah ah~】

I struggled desperately, but couldn't move the mountain of flesh on my body. I was tied tightly and fastened to the doorpost.

Well, the doorpost is very thick, and it takes a grown man with open arms to hold it. It is certainly no problem to tie up a stubborn kid like me who is not even a month old.

[Wait, Grandpa will go to the field to pick some vegetables and cook for you right away! ]

[Grandpa, I want to eat meat. I want to grow taller! ]

Well, this kid took the words of the man with the large bowl at the door seriously, and was afraid that his grandfather would also make him some bland vegetarian dishes.

There was not much work to do these days, and Tang Chao was bored. It happened that his eldest grandson was on winter vacation, so his busy father stepped on the accelerator and sent him to the countryside.

He feels hungry at a certain time, and his biological clock is more regular than that of the 68-year-old Tang Dynasty.

However, the chubby little guy would not get out of bed until ten o'clock in the morning.

Everything is good in the countryside except air conditioning. As soon as I get out of bed, I get two big snotty noses due to the cold. It's so annoying!

The few people who were watching the excitement at the door had dispersed long ago as there was nothing to see. Only Aunt Li was still leaning against the door frame, staring at Tang Xiaobao with envy.

That big chubby face, small fleshy hands and round belly is the dream grandson in the hearts of all grandparents.

Aunt Li is not much younger than Tang Chao and has long reached the age where she wants to have grandchildren. Unfortunately, her three daughters are more capable and better at making money than the other, so they never give her the chance to arrange blind dates.

Most of the men of the right age that can be found in this area can't even pass the first test of her, the mother-in-law.

Her thinking is relatively open-minded. She is not like some mothers who urge their children to get married so much that they are afraid to go home and run farther away every year.

[Xiaobao, do you want to go to Grandma Li's house? There are many delicious and fun things at Grandma's house! ]

Aunt Li didn't know that when she said this, her face was full of smiles, and she looked like the wolf grandmother who kidnapped children.

Tang Xiaobao shrank back. He had never seen his grandmother and heard that she had been taken away by gods many, many years ago. However, he would also be scared if his grandmother smiled like this and talked to him.

[Grandma Li...Grandma Li, thank you. I'll wait for Grandpa to come back. The teacher taught us that we can't just follow strangers or go to other people's homes casually!]

Tang Xiaobao stood with his chubby belly tucked in, and quietly took two steps back with a vigilant look on his face.

Aunt Li felt as if she had been shot in the chest. A stranger?! We had met yesterday, how could he be considered a stranger!

Oh, such a kind and gentle smile, can it actually scare children? ! No, I have to eat a few more donkey-hide gelatin cakes to replenish my qi and blood when I go back. Oh, and apply a few more facial masks.

Come again tomorrow with some delicious food...ah, no, come again to invite the little fat boy to go home.