in2ebook Chapter 201: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (13)
Chapter 201: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (13)
The green tea monkey was beaten so badly that he couldn't get up.
Someone from the tourist group shouted loudly and threw a three-dollar monkey-beating stick over, scaring the vicious female monkeys away.
[Squeak——]
After all, considering that it gave me a life, I leaned over and pushed it with my hand.
Hey, are you okay?!
The green tea monkey whimpered and made eighteen detours...
My face darkened. Did it think I was its mistress who was always pestering it? !
Look at the images that flashed through my mind when I touched it -
swaying branches;
Fire anytime, anywhere;
Team up to snatch snacks from tourists' children;
Jumping on tourists' heads, tearing their hair and gnawing their ears to eat;
Oh shit, what the hell is this? Get out of my head.
Convex(｀⌒′メ)convex
I took three steps back, shook my head wildly, and my vision went dark before I fell to the ground. The angry scene in my mind finally disappeared.
There is a large area of scorching sun and green tree shadows in the background of the picture, so——
These are things that should have already happened.
They are in cahoots with each other, and are a perfect match!
Bah, I don’t care!
【Meow~】
The mother cat put the kitten at her feet and called out impatiently. It was obvious that she was urging it because its fur was about to explode from the sun.
[Squeak——]
Since the green tea monkey will instinctively pretend to be pitiful, then it should be fine. It will be a disaster for thousands of years!
Unfortunately, after I turned around, I didn’t know until half a month later from the male monkey next to me.
The Green Tea Monkey's baby was aborted not long after she became pregnant.
[Squeak——]
When I heard this exciting news, the little kitten and I happily ate our meals with our heads together.
I took the time to check my conscience.
Regret?
Do you regret not reaching out to save it earlier?
Do not!
The Green Tea Monkey is extreme and selfish. If she gets pregnant and gives birth to the baby, I guess the baby’s fate won’t be much better than mine.
The mother cat was very curious and loved to inquire. She searched many corners of the wall before she pieced the story together.
I heard that when the male monkey finally found the green tea monkey in a remote valley, the unformed meat ball had already been pulled out...
It is said that there are teeth marks on it. The green tea monkey pretended to be weak and said that he didn't know who did it.
The male monkey was very angry, but he knew that the female monkeys who took action must have been instigated by the monkey king.
Ever since the Monkey King came to power, all the little monkeys on this hill have had only one common father, and there has never been an exception.
What's in the green tea monkey's stomach is a thorn in the Monkey King's side!
The male monkey was so angry that he wanted to put a sack on the monkey king in the middle of the night.
Unfortunately, I searched through all the trash cans but couldn't find anything usable.
An old man who was scavenging for plastic bottles thought the monkey was going to cause trouble, so when no one was paying attention, he hit the male monkey on the head with a monkey stick he had picked up.
Boom, a big bag!
Boom! Another big bag!!
Die before leaving the army!
It dared not to challenge the Monkey King to a fight...
The male monkey had no choice but to keep his tail between his legs and behave like a monkey. As time went by, his true nature was exposed.
It has no ability to support its family, and its temper is worse than the sky. It dragged the bruised and swollen green tea monkey over in anger, and pressed it to the ground without caring about anything. It was so angry that it tried hard to have another cub.
In the blink of an eye it was early December.
The temperature has dropped and it hasn't started snowing on the mountain yet, but the staff have already organized people to centrally manage all the pregnant monkeys and send them to the maternity and baby park.
There are actually hundreds of monkeys on the mountain, which can be considered an infestation. However, these are protected animals, so we still need to maintain a correct attitude towards protection.
The pregnant monkeys were squatting in a row. A rough count revealed that there were twelve of them, including a green tea monkey.
If you look closely at its expression, you can see that it looks relieved.
Working non-stop day and night without any time to rest, wouldn't my eyes be so tired that they have dull eyes and dark circles under my eyes...
God knows, it is such a heavy burden for its increasingly sleepy body to get up early and squat on the stairs in such a cold day, waiting for tourists to come up and ask for food.
At night, oh, I won’t say more. God knows why the male monkey is so restless. Each time is only two seconds, but he can do it twenty times a night.
All the male monkeys nearby moved away cursingly to avoid being woken up by the screams and howling of ghosts in the middle of the night.
Look, the green tea monkey is at it again...
If the staff hadn't noticed its bulging belly, it wouldn't have known about it.
The male monkey lagged behind reluctantly and refused to leave no matter how Liu Qingfeng tried to drive him away.
His eyes were filled with complex emotions including distrust + sadness + loneliness in the cold night + being alone again etc.
(? _ ?)
Liu Qingfeng couldn't help laughing at the look in his eyes. Even the Eighteen Farewells in the opera Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai weren't so lingering, right? !
Could it be that this place is full of love-brained people? !
No, definitely not. He had just seen this male monkey snatching food from the green tea monkey's mouth yesterday.
Yes, it is a series of actions of forcefully prying open the green tea monkey's mouth while it is chewing, and directly taking the food out of its cheek pouch and stuffing it into one's own mouth.
When I heard that they were actually a couple, all the onlookers were shocked.
[Mom, it turns out that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. Monkeys are such stingy and selfish animals! ]
The little girl lowered her chin and pointed at the male monkey with her little finger, looking disapproving.
Although her father is fat, lazy and plays games all day, he never snatches food from her mother's mouth.
(“The fat and lazy old father who plays games all day” looked wronged: My daughter, I am a concept artist of a game company. How can I improve the character image if I don’t play games?! Hero skins are super profitable!!! Also, my daughter, Dad has money, it is not a problem to support you two, it’s not necessary to fight for food~ mua Dad loves you, please think of me, otherwise I will always sneeze and shake my hands, which will delay things!)
[Well, the little monkey is still cute, but the selfish monkey is disgusting and does not deserve sympathy! ]
The woman whose hand was grabbed sensed her daughter's emotions and nodded in agreement.
[Mom, let me tell you, I have seen the video about this female monkey. She is a well-known female thief in this area. She only preys on children. The male monkey is her husband. They are not from the same family. They are both selfish! ]
Well, once the gate of the maternity and baby care center is closed, Liu Qingfeng and others’ work is done.
The pregnant monkeys were clearly divided into two groups:
A pile of eleven, a pile of one.
The one left alone was the green tea monkey who was pretending to be pitiful again.
It probably didn't realize that pretending to be weak only works on male animals.
The female monkeys all have sharp eyes and in order to win the favor of the Monkey King, they have long used the green tea skills.
Nowadays, because of the green tea monkey, the monkey king has suffered a lot and is no longer interested in this type of female monkeys.
Don’t you see that these eleven sisters are all very generous and bright, and they get along with each other in harmony?