in2ebook Chapter 196: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (8)
Chapter 196: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (8)
The focus of attention in the maternity and baby nursery has changed from green tea monkeys to newborn babies.
Even before the little one opened his eyes, he knew he had already grasped his mother's fur tightly and would not let go.
If nothing unexpected happens, this will be its safe haven for the next six months.
Our protagonist Yadan is rather unlucky. She is completely despised by her green tea monkey mother, who not only won't let her mother get close to her, but also refuses to feed her.
Humans are pregnant for ten months, Tibetan macaques are pregnant for half a year, and even when their belly deflates, the female monkey is still as fat as a ball.
I have to say that the existence of maternity and baby parks is really the conscience of the industry. The food and warming facilities are several galaxies better than those of the cats and male monkeys shivering in tree holes outside.
[Squeak——]
The nagging old leader finally left. I turned my back to the surveillance camera, quickly took out a packet of high-calcium milk powder from the workspace, and ate it dry. It was delicious!
After half a month, the snow on the mountain became thicker and thicker, and the Golden Summit was shrouded in mist. When the tourists came up, the visibility was less than five meters, and they were blown away by the howling cold wind and lost their way.
Two months later, spring is here.
On the day when Yadan turned 100 days old, the weather was fine and the old leader specially brought a smallest cake to celebrate.
As for the mother, Green Tea Monkey, she had been a playboy for a long time and was seduced away by the Monkey King who dug a hole under the iron gate of the maternity and baby care center and crawled in.
In the eyes of the Monkey King, all the female monkeys on this hill belong to him. Even though his wives, concubines, and children in the garden looked at him eagerly, he did not show any reaction. He could not wait to grab the green tea monkey's tail and take it away...
It’s not hard to guess what the Monkey King is thinking - domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, and all the shit that has never been eaten is fragrant.
This result is contrary to the staff's expectations.
The bachelors are still roaring and making a scene everywhere.
There are only seven expectant mothers left in the maternity and baby garden. They complain that the garden is not spacious enough, they feel stuffy and can't find any fun, so they keep crying and screaming under the surveillance cameras all day long.
This is really hard for the young man guarding the monitoring room.
If you are exposed to extremely high-decibel noise all day long, you will be infected by this invisible anxiety.
I saw more than a dozen pimples appear on the young man's face, each one looked like a small volcano about to erupt.
[Master, the Monkey King has gone to the maternal and infant garden! ]
The man who was dozing with his eyes closed next to him raised his eyelids and took a look. The hole dug by the Monkey King last time was filled and compacted by him personally with a shovel.
The old boss said that if there is any failure to supervise properly again, his year-end bonus will be deducted.
[Ask Li Feng to check it out, and bring a stick! ]
Li Feng, who received the task, came up empty-handed.
It was just that the green tea monkey was "newly married" and brought the monkey king to show off in front of his ex-lovers, but he left long ago, making the pregnant monkeys scream with anger.
Green tea monkey, just keep acting like that, sooner or later you will be beaten to death by the “original wives”!
Everyone's attention was focused on the maternity and baby care center, and they didn't realize that Yadan, who lived alone next door, was missing...
Instigated by the Green Tea Monkey, the Monkey King flipped over there, tucked the little thing under his armpit and took it away.
[Squeak——]
I am so unlucky to have such a mother who lacks morality.
The monkey king was very unfriendly to the cubs of other monkeys. He climbed up the tree branches several times and wanted to throw down the little creature under his arm that was trying to escape.
It has dark fur and a sturdy body. Even when it flashed under the surveillance camera, the staff did not notice that it was carrying "contraband".
The Green Tea Monkey has not had a good time lately. The female monkeys in the tribe all dislike it, and the little monkeys follow suit. Relying on their mother's support, they beat the Green Tea Monkey whenever they catch it.
Next to the tourist center at the foot of the mountain, there are many stalls selling monkey-beating sticks, ranging from three to twenty yuan, and with different thicknesses, lengths, and materials.
Young people always see monkeys on the mountain bullying tourists on short video platforms, so they think it is better to be prepared, so when they pass by the stalls, they will pay to buy one.
The ladies who set up stalls were so happy that they could just chop a thin bamboo from the mountains or behind their houses, and it would be enough to split it into seven or eight monkey-beating sticks. After they were graded according to the thickness, they could at least earn enough to buy a meal.
That day, the two kids carried monkey-beating sticks and climbed to the place where the monkeys gathered to eat. They used a sweeping move and the monkeys fled away, cursing.
The child laughed loudly and showed off to everyone proudly.
However, if he hadn't taken action, it would have been fine. But when he did take action, he failed to repel the monkey and his monkey-beating stick was snatched away instead.
【Ahhhhhhhh, Dad, help me!!!】
Someone occupied an excellent position and recorded a video of the monkey chasing the little boy with a monkey stick, making him cry for his parents, and posted it online, thus helping the scenic spot to attract traffic for free.
Netizen A——【Oh my, so cruel! 】
Netizen B——[This is lawless, isn’t there anyone to supervise it? This is a protected animal, how can you just beat it?! ]
Netizen C——[Saint Mary upstairs, please go out and turn right. Walk slowly! 】
Netizen D——【Last time I went there, I bought a plastic monkey-beating stick. The monkey tried to grab my schoolbag, and when I was about to use force, the stick broke when it fell to the ground. The unscrupulous merchant almost killed me!】
Netizen F——[A sausage at the highway service station costs me five yuan, but a sausage on the mountain costs ten yuan. Sisters who go up the mountain should bring their own dry food! Don’t be so kind as to give it all to the monkeys. If you get bit, you’ll get tetanus!]
Tour guide Xiao Li——[Everyone, the sausages here are all carried up the mountain by hand. Ten yuan a piece is not expensive, haha! Also, the scenic area does not encourage tourists to feed monkeys at will. They are both wild and protected animals. No matter which side is injured, it is not beautiful. I wish you all a civilized trip and a good mood every day! ]
Scenic area security (official certification)——[Tour guide Xiao Li is right, please travel in a civilized manner. Even if ten of us are stacked together, we can’t beat the monkey. If we win, we will go to the police station. If we lose, we may still have to go to the police station. Please let him go! ]
The man was leaning against the tree with his cell phone in his arms, forgetting to continue climbing up. His girlfriend hit him in the ribs with her elbow, and he bent over in pain and became a shrimp.
[Oh my...oh my goodness, why did you hit me all of a sudden?! ]
Fortunately, he changed his words in time, otherwise the sausage they had just eaten would have become their breakup meal.
[You play with your phone every day at home. I finally came out to climb the mountain, but you are still playing with your phone. Why don’t you marry it? ]
The girl also had a bamboo monkey-beating stick in her hand. She hit the man's forearm where he was holding the phone, then turned and walked away.
[Hey, dear~ baby, don’t be angry, my video has become popular, I will give you all the money I make, okay?! ]
The male monkey squatting on the tree branch stared at the two people's backs curiously. Seeing them pushing and shoving, the girl was suddenly hugged by the head and sucked hard on the face.
Then the girl's face turned red, and her running speed suddenly slowed down. The two of them whispered to each other, and after a few words, they continued to climb the stairs hand in hand and laughed.
The male monkey scratched his head twice, and scratched his butt twice, and caught a rogue flea. He put it in his mouth and chewed it, with a thoughtful look on his face.
Although the Monkey King didn't take down the female monkey this way, hugging the girl and kissing her head would instantly make her lose her temper. Hmm, I'll try to find a female monkey next time. Maybe I can trick her into marrying me? !