I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 65 Female Police Officer on Duty



Chapter 65 Female Police Officer on Duty

Chapter 65 Female Police Officer on Duty

The next morning, Sheng Lei sent Sheng Liang into the city.

Although Sheng Lan hated her brother, she did not hate her nephew, and even helped Sheng Liang change into a brand new set of clothes.

Because his family was poor, Sheng Liang had never been to the county town before. After his morning run, Wang Wenzhou took Sheng Liang shopping so that he could get familiar with the county town.

Sheng Liang was dressed in a long, ink-colored robe and wore a gray felt hat. He looked like a goddess. From Wang Wenzhou's perspective, Sheng Liang was definitely a handsome young man.

"Uncle, what do you see?" Sheng Liang pointed ahead and said.

Wang Wenzhou curled his lip. Damn it! I don't want to be an uncle! Uncles die quickly! This body is only twenty years old this year, and you, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old lad, are calling me uncle? How can I bear it! Am I that old?

Wang Wenzhou put his arm around Sheng Liang's shoulder and said, "Xiao Liang, just call me Big Brother from now on, don't call me Uncle."

"Yes!" Sheng Liang nodded quickly. When he came to stay with his uncle, his father, Sheng Lei, repeatedly told him to listen to his uncle's instructions.

"Young Master, it seems like someone is causing trouble!" Wang Qiang said.

Wang Wenzhou looked up and saw a group of people gathered not far ahead. He could vaguely see several policewomen on white horses arguing with several people on horseback.

"Let's go! Go over and take a look!"

Wang Wenzhou and his companion walked over quickly.

……

Yang Shan stared at the policewoman, a wicked smile on his face, and teased, "Miss Nianxia, ​​this is not right of you. Why can you ride a horse, but we can't? We should at least remember our past relationship! Nianxia, ​​back then, I rode you too. How about this, I'll ride you, and you ride the horse, then I won't be riding a horse."

Nian Xia's chest heaved with anger as she pointed at Yang Shan and shouted, "You...you're shameless!"

“Oh dear! Nianxia, ​​that’s your fault! Brother Yang, where are you toothless? Brother Yang has very good teeth. Last night we even went out for roast whole lamb together. Brother Yang ate three lamb penises by himself. If your teeth aren’t good, how could you possibly chew them? Brother Yang, quickly give Nianxia a smile.” Ma Deyun said with a smile.

Yang Shan grinned, flicked his teeth a few times with his fingers, and said, "Nianxia, ​​look! My teeth are great, no cavities! How about I bite you and see if there are any teeth marks?"

"Bite?" Sun Feng chuckled strangely, "Brother Yang! In broad daylight, with so many people around, you two want to bite each other in the street? That's not a good idea. In my opinion, you should take Nianxia home. You two can bite each other in all sorts of ways then!"

Lin Qing leered at the other policewoman, Yu Han, and said with a smile, "Miss Yu Han, she used to dote on you the most, always bickering with you. How about we find a secluded spot and have a little bit of a fight?"

Ma Deyun nodded and said with a smile, "Brother Lin is still the most romantic, under the pine trees by the pond, on the grass beside the flower bushes, on the sandy beach by the river, and beside the offering table in the dilapidated temple."

Ma Deyun looked at the policewoman Chunlan with rapt attention and said, "These romantic places should all bear the marks of our love. Chunlan, don't you agree?"

"You...you are shameless! Get off your horses right now, or we'll take you back to the yamen!" Nianxia said angrily.

Apart from Zhang Jiao, all the policewomen were girls from the Drunken Flower Brothel. Although the Four Great Talents didn't frequent the Drunken Flower Brothel often, they would occasionally go there for a bit of fun. They used to look down on the older girls at the Drunken Flower Brothel; they couldn't compare to the pretty young girls in the brothels of Hezhou Prefecture.

The four talented scholars lost several thousand taels of silver last month due to tax collection issues, leaving them in a very bad mood. They spent the last few days in Hezhou City to relax. Of course, they also wanted to visit brothels. Hanshan only had one brothel, Zuihualou, which was now booked by Wang Wenzhou and no longer open to the public.

The four talented scholars had just returned to Hanshan County today and were stunned to see female police officers in black, tight-fitting uniforms patrolling the streets on horseback for the first time. In just a few days, the old maid from the Drunken Brothel had become so alluring. Being scholars themselves, the four scholars initially hesitated to approach and flirt with her.

Who would have thought that the policewoman would instead cause them trouble?

Because of the increasing population in Hanshan, road congestion has become severe. Traffic jams are now frequent in Hanshan. Also, due to the large population, several traffic accidents involving horse-riding pedestrians have occurred recently. Therefore, Wang Wenzhou ordered that, except for the female police officers, no one is allowed to ride horses within the county town.

The four talented scholars were unaware of this rule and felt the policewomen were deliberately making things difficult for them. They had never heard of a ban on riding horses within the city limits. This wasn't the imperial palace, after all. In Hanshan County, it was usually the four talented scholars who made things difficult for others; today, they were being harassed by the policewomen—this was unacceptable! The four scholars immediately retaliated, flirting with the policewomen in a flirtatious manner.

"Excuse me." Wang Wenzhou pushed the person in front of him, trying to squeeze in.

The man turned around, quickly stepped aside, and said, "Lord Wang, you've arrived! Please come in, please come in."

Wang Wenzhou squeezed through the crowd and asked, "What exactly happened?"

Upon seeing Wang Wenzhou, Nianxia's eyes reddened, and she said, "Sir, they are disobeying the rules by riding horses within the city. They are also being rude and insulting to us. Please, sir, do us justice!"

“Wang the Fool…” Sun Feng accidentally let slip and quickly stopped himself.

"Isn't this Brother Pig?" Ma Deyun slapped his mouth with a grin and said, "Lord Wang, please don't be angry, it was a slip of the tongue. I'm just wondering, what law did we break? Riding horses in the city, is that wrong?"

"Brother Pig!" Wang Wenzhou was furious at the mention of those two words. Since transmigrating, he had put in a lot of effort to lose weight. These four bastards dared to mock him for being fat!

Wang Wenzhou roared, "In Hanshan, I am the law!"

Wang Qiang quickly tugged at Wang Wenzhou and whispered a reminder: "Young Master, watch your words. Your tone is too loud and somewhat offensive."

"Hmm..." Wang Wenzhou calmed himself down. Although what he said was true, he couldn't say it directly.

Wang Wenzhou, a conman from later generations, knew the importance of occupying the moral high ground. He quickly spoke up, "Gentlemen, a few days ago, a five-year-old girl was run over and killed by a horse. I think some of you have heard about it, right?"

Some of the onlookers did know about this incident. When Wang Wenzhou brought it up, passersby immediately began to recount what had happened.

"Yes, yes! There are so many people in Hanshan City now, it's too dangerous to ride a horse on the street. If someone is killed, that would be a big deal."

"Lord Wang's rules are absolutely correct. Riding a horse in the middle of the city? How can that be justified?"

The crowd was buzzing.

As Wang Wenzhou expected, the crowd all sided with him, standing on the moral high ground and fiercely criticizing the Four Great Talents.

The Four Great Talents were, after all, scholars, and they knew how to save face. After being spoken to like that, they were too ashamed to remain on their horses and quickly dismounted.

Ma Deyun cupped his hands and said, "Lord Wang, fellow villagers. We have been staying in Hezhou City these past few days, not in Hanshan, and we really didn't know about this rule. Ignorance is no excuse. We know we were wrong, and we ask for your forgiveness. I promise that I will never ride a horse in the city again."

Wang Wenzhou asked, "Nianxia, ​​according to regulations, what should be done if someone rides a horse within the city and obstructs a female police officer from performing her duties?"


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