I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 313 Lin Gengxin's Sorrow

Emperor Zhenwu's eyes were as big as bells and he said, "My dear daughter, listen to me and let me tell you about this boy Lin Gengxin!

Lin Gengxin is really humorous and witty, just like a pistachio that has become a spirit, and a super-enhanced version of it, which can bring endless joy to people anytime and anywhere.

As soon as he opened his mouth, his witty remarks came out like a machine gun, the kind with super-strong firepower and unlimited ammunition. Jokes spewed out "da da da" and made people laugh so hard that their stomachs felt like they had been hit hard by someone. It hurt so much that they couldn't straighten their backs and were almost rolling on the ground.

His humor is not the kind of deliberate funnyness, nor is it the kind of low-level humor that tickles people. Instead, it is a charm that emanates naturally from his bones, as if there is a humorous elf in his body, releasing the magic of joy anytime and anywhere.

He is like a joy-making machine, or a perpetual motion machine. Wherever he goes, there is laughter and joy. It is as if he is followed by a group of little laughing gods, spreading happiness in every corner. "

The more Zhenwu Emperor spoke, the more excited he became. He kept waving his hands. His hands were like two crazy spinning windmills, as if he was painting a colorful picture. If the picture was unfolded, it would probably fill up the entire sky, filled with Lin Gengxin's funny scenes and wonderful performances.

His acting skills are also good, and he has performed outstandingly in some film and television works, like a master of acting, and the kind of magical master who suddenly appears and makes everyone drop their jaws.

He can bring any character to life, as if he has a magical magic box of characters, and every character taken out of it is given life.

It was as if those characters were tailor-made for him, as if they were made specifically in a character factory according to his size and style.

He can be a handsome and elegant nobleman, and he has mastered the temperament of a nobleman, as if he came from an aristocratic planet; he can also be an honest and simple farmer, and his honesty is as if he has really been planting crops in the fields for a lifetime; he can also be a cold-blooded killer, and a glare from him can freeze people into popsicles.

His acting is like a magic wand that can lead the audience into different worlds, like opening doors to fantasy worlds, making people immersed in them and unable to extricate themselves. It is as if the audience is glued to their seats by him with magic glue, and can only follow him obediently as he travels through the plot. "

Emperor Zhenwu paused, and that pause was like a small suspense in a comedy performance, and continued: "My daughter, if you can marry Lin Gengxin, it will be a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes!

He is not only humorous and witty, which can bring you happiness, and this happiness is like the never-extinguishing fireworks in the universe, but he also has excellent acting skills and can achieve success in his career, just like driving a career rocket all the way up.

He can fill your life with sunshine and laughter, and make you happy every day, as if your life is soaked in a pot of honey and a pile of jokes.

He is like a treasure boy, waiting for you to tap into his unlimited potential, just like a mysterious cosmic treasure chest filled with all kinds of magical treasures, with new surprises every time you open a layer.

With him by your side, you have a partner who will never be bored, a partner who can support you in your career, just like you have an all-around funny bodyguard and career assistant. "

The Mizukage seemed to be driven by a powerful force and shook her head vigorously. The movement was swift and firm, like a fully wound rattle, swinging quickly and continuously, and each shake showed her inner determination.

Her face was full of disgust, and her expression was as if she was passing by a garbage dump emitting a disgusting smell on a hot summer day, and suddenly saw a stinky stone. The stone was not only smelly, but also sticky and dirty, making her avoid it as much as possible!

She subconsciously clasped her hands in front of her chest. The posture of crossing her arms was like a soldier ready for battle, building an indestructible wall of rejection for herself. This wall was so high and impenetrable that it blocked out any ideas that tried to invade her thoughts.

At the same time, she frowned slightly, and her brows were like two small hills with several deep grooves in between, and each groove seemed to hide her dissatisfaction with the matter.

She said with a bit of disdain in her tone: "Dad, please forget it!

It is true that humor is an advantage, just like the stars in the night sky, which can attract people's attention when shining. But we can't choose him just because of his humor, like a moth to a flame. If so, wouldn't I be a fanatic who only looks at the surface?

It was like I was a little fool who was so confused by the funny jokes that I completely lost my judgment.

Those funny jokes were like magic hooks, hooking my attention one by one, making me see only his humorous side, but how unreliable it is! "

“Although he can make people happy, like a walking joy-making machine, spreading laughter wherever he goes, this is only one aspect. Life is not a comedy show with only laughter.

Laughter in life is like salt in dishes, it is indispensable, but is salt alone enough?

How monotonous would this dish be! The dish of life also needs various other seasonings, such as understanding, respect, and support. These precious "seasonings" can only be mixed together to cook a delicious life! "

“Perhaps his humor is just to cover up his shortcomings in other aspects, just like a cunning businessman, using a layer of seemingly gorgeous funny coat to hide all his messy shortcomings!

It’s like those goods wrapped in beautiful wrapping paper at street stalls. The packaging looks exquisite and makes people full of expectations, but when you open it, you find that there are only broken things inside, either small items with missing parts or defective products that are completely unusable. It’s really disappointing! ”

"Besides, humorous people are not necessarily reliable. Just like you can't think that someone who can tell jokes is someone you can trust for life. Maybe he is just a person who can only talk but not do practical things!

Such people are like those charlatans, who talk like flowers and exaggerate everything as if gold can come out of their mouths. But when it comes to actually doing things, their true colors are exposed. They behave like a rotten melon, soft and messy, unable to do anything well, which only makes people anxious and have to clean up the mess they leave behind.

There was a hint of disdain in the eyes of Mizukage, and this disdain was like a sharp knife that could cut off all of Lin Gengxin's advantages.

"Being a good actor is only part of his job, and it doesn't mean he is a good partner in life, just like a chef who cooks delicious dishes in the kitchen doesn't mean he is a good husband at home.

He can play various roles well in film and television works, but in real life, can he play the role of a good husband?

Maybe he is a selfish person in life who only cares about himself, like a guy who only cares about eating and doesn't care whether others are hungry or not.

I value emotional compatibility more. If there is no such feeling of spiritual connection, it is like talking to a cow - a waste of effort, just like two people on different channels, one speaking Martian language and the other speaking Mercury language, there is no way to communicate at all. "

Mizukage turned around and looked at Emperor Zhenwu, his eyes like two sharp lasers.

"Also, Dad, do you know how complicated the entertainment industry is?

The entertainment industry is like a huge maze, full of traps and temptations, and countless twists and turns.

Lin Gengxin is in that circle, so there must be all kinds of scandals about him, just like a group of little gossip flies buzzing around him.

Maybe he is a playboy who flirts with women everywhere, just like a playboy who spreads his seeds everywhere.

I don't want to find a person like this as a partner. What I want is someone who is loyal and dedicated to the relationship, and only has eyes for me, just like I want an exclusive satellite that only revolves around my planet.

Lin Gengxin doesn't make me feel at ease in this regard. He is like a boat without direction, drifting around in the ocean of gossip! "

The Mizukage sighed slightly, and that sigh was like a helpless breeze, and then said: "Besides, his lifestyle may not be suitable for me.

He may be busy filming or attending various activities all day long. He is so busy that he is like a whipped top and has no time to accompany me.

I don't want to stay in an empty house all day, alone in my empty room, like a lonely princess forgotten in a castle.

I hope my significant other can have time to do various things with me and share the joys and sorrows of life together, just like we are a pair of happy little mandarin ducks, playing together in the pond of life.

Lin Gengxin obviously can't do this. He is like a gust of wind, which disappears after it blows past. How can he live a good life with me?"

The Mizukage fiddled with his hair unconsciously, like a little philosopher lost in thought, and continued:

“Also, his personality may not be compatible with mine.

He is so humorous, maybe he is a careless person who doesn't care about details, just like a buffalo running wildly on the grassland, without caring about anything.

But I might prefer someone who is careful and considerate, like a little bird that needs a warm nest.

We may often have conflicts when we are together, and neither of us will give in, just like two angry little hedgehogs, stabbing each other. This kind of life is not what I want. I don’t want to spend every day in quarrels and unhappiness. "

Shuiying stared at me for a long time, then looked at Zhenwu Emperor. His eyes were like a serious judge, and he said in a serious tone: "Dad, please don't recommend anyone to me casually in the future. I have my own standards and requirements, just like I have my own treasure map, and I will find someone who is really suitable for me!

This person does not necessarily have to be a celebrity or rich, but he must be loving, responsible, and motivated!

After hearing his daughter's words, Emperor Zhenwu sighed slightly and said, "My daughter, what you said makes sense. But Lin Gengxin is really an excellent person. His humor and acting skills are his shining points."

Shuiying shook his head and said firmly, "Dad, I won't change my mind. I have no interest in Lin Gengxin and I don't want to get to know him. Please don't mention him anymore, just like don't tell me a story I don't want to hear."

Emperor Zhenwu grinned, his mouth was wide open, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth. These yellow teeth sparkled in the sun like a row of small golden fences. He said helplessly:

"Hey, girl, okay, since you are so stubborn, let's not talk about that old guy Lin Gengxin. But you have to find a partner quickly, you are almost an old maid, if you continue like this, you can be sold as pickled cabbage, just like you are an old cabbage that has been left for a long time and no one wants it, so you can only be pickled!"

The Mizukage rolled his eyes, which were as white as a small moon, and snorted, "Dad, stop worrying about it. I will definitely find my happiness. I won't settle for just anyone! I want to find someone who can make my heart beat faster, as if I was struck by lightning!"

While Emperor Zhenwu and Mizukage were chatting in this noisy place, Lin Gengxin was messing around in the entertainment industry like a headless fly.

He was like running around in a huge amusement park, not knowing where he was going or what he was doing.

He had no idea that he was recommended by Emperor Zhenwu to a woman as a son-in-law, let alone that the woman despised him like a rotten rag. It was as if he was still amusing himself in his own little world, completely unaware that the outside world had a different view of him.

He is still showing off there, thinking he is so awesome, using his so-called humor and acting skills to fool the audience. In fact, he is just a big liar, like a charlatan who performs magic with a fake magic wand, making everyone laugh, but actually has no real skills!

Maybe, this world is just a big playground, and everyone is racking their brains, hoping to become the protagonist that everyone is watching!

Some people become star idols and think they are great, but in fact they are just a glowing monkey who jumps around on the stage and thinks they are the king of the universe.

Some people find true love while fooling around in ordinary life, just like picking up a treasure in a garbage dump. The most precious love is hidden in those ordinary days.

Never mind. We are all just messing around anyway. Fate can do whatever it wants. Who knows? One day it might give you a big surprise, like a big pie falling from the sky, or a big fright!

Haha, this world is so absurd, so dreamy, so helpless, so unpredictable, and there is no logic to it. It’s like a super chaotic comedy. Everyone is an actor, but they don’t know what the script is?