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Chapter 304: The Sorrow of the Cattle

"My daughter, let me tell you about this herd of cattle today."

There was a hint of curiosity on the face of Emperor Zhenwu, that curiosity was like a cosmic explorer who had discovered a new mysterious planet.

The water shadow blinked his eyes, which were as bright as the brightest meteors in the universe, and with a curious light flashing in his eyes, as bright as the signal lights of a spaceship, he asked, “Dad, who are these cattle?

Is he a guy with magical powers like Superman, or is he a mysterious cosmic magician?"

The Great Emperor Zhenwu raised his head slightly, as if he was searching for information in the long river of memory of the universe, as if he was recalling: "Niu Qun is a man of many talents in the world!

He is like a planet in the universe with many wonderful energies.

He is famous for his crosstalk. His eloquence is like the most powerful language master in the universe. His words are as humorous as those magical spells in the universe that can make people laugh out loud. He can make people laugh in an instant. His laughter is like a cheerful energy wave in the universe, spreading out and making everyone who hears it feel like being hit by a ray of happiness.

He and his partner work in perfect harmony on stage like two perfectly matched gears in the universe, meshing with each other and bringing countless happy moments to everyone. Those happy moments are like the most brilliant festival celebrations in the universe, very lively and exciting. "

"His crosstalk works are really rich and colorful. They may satirize bad phenomena, like a brave messenger of justice in the universe holding a sword to cut off the evil vines; or they may show the fun things in life, like a cosmic painter holding a brush to depict the colorful little beauties in life.

His works are full of wisdom and humor, just like a mysterious planet full of treasures in the universe, with surprises in every corner.

He seems to be a messenger of joy in the world, lighting up people's lives with the charm of words, just like a spark that lights up the darkness in the universe."

Shuiying frowned slightly, and his frown was like two rays of light in the universe thinking, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "Dad, this Niu Qun sounds like an interesting person.

But what does he have to do with his daughter's life? He is like a distant planet in the universe. Although it shines brightly, it seems to be separated from his daughter's little world by many light years. It feels like they are not related at all, just like we are in different cosmic dimensions. "

The Great Emperor Zhenwu smiled slightly, and that smile was like the warm sunshine in the universe penetrating the clouds, and said: "My daughter, please listen to what your father has to say. The cattle are talented and can bring joy to people, just like a little sun in the universe that emits happy signals.

But his world may be too immersed in the art of crosstalk, like a cosmic explorer who fell into a planet full of crosstalk treasures and never wanted to come out.

My daughter, the other half you expect should be someone who can bring more fun to life, just like wanting a variety of cosmic toys in life, rather than being busy with a skill all day long, like an asteroid that only knows how to revolve around a monotonous planet. This herd of cattle is like the twinkling stars in the night sky, dazzling but a little far away, and that distance is like a mysterious cosmic black hole, which is out of reach and can only be watched from afar. "

“In addition, cattle are known for their humor, but this humor can sometimes turn into unruliness, just like the originally cute elves in the universe suddenly become naughty and out of control.

My daughter, what you expect is a steady person who can give you a sense of security, just like you hope to have a solid cosmic castle to protect yourself, rather than someone who always makes fun of you with words and makes it difficult for people to guess his true heart. It's like facing an ever-changing cosmic phantom, and you never know what it will become in the next second.

His name, 'Niu Qun', always sounds lively and active, as if it is separated from the ordinary and peaceful life by a distance, just like the gap between a carnival planet and a quiet garden planet in the universe, one is bustling and noisy, the other is quiet and peaceful.

It’s like those brilliant but unstable nebulae in the universe, which make people curious but difficult to approach with peace of mind, just like you want to get closer to see the beautiful nebula, but you’re worried about being hit by the sudden burst of energy and being blown dizzy. ”

Mizukage frowned slightly, and after a moment of thought, he said, "But I think this Niu Qun is totally unreliable! Dad, how can you imagine anything as your daughter's husband? Am I your biological daughter? Do you want to give me to just anyone? Humph!"

Shuiying seemed a little annoyed, with resentment in his eyes and eyebrows. He also threw a coquettish glance at the Great Emperor Zhenwu, and then said: "Dad, this group of cattle was once a glorious person, but now it is like a downtrodden goose. The reason is somewhat explainable.

First of all, that guy had some small achievements in the field of crosstalk at the beginning.

He was like a little bully who was the king of a small planet and thought he was very important.

But why didn't he know how to cherish it? He had to mess around with it, like a restless little meteorite in the universe, bumping around everywhere.

He wants to go into politics, but being in politics is no joke, just like he thinks the political center of the universe is a place he can stroll to at will.

After a while, I started tinkering with photography, thinking that I could take pictures of the universe with just a camera.

He even started a business. He thought doing business was as easy as picking up money in the universe.

What is this like? It is just like the Monkey King entering the Flower-Fruit Mountain. He wanted to pick fruit from every tree he saw, and he was itching to pick fruit from every tree. He felt that the fruit on every tree was his.

What was the result? Hey, I didn’t pick the right fruit from any tree. Either the fruit I picked was bitter, or it fell from the tree before I even touched the fruit.

We all know that human energy is very limited, just like the energy of a spacecraft will eventually run out.

He jumped back and forth between these multiple realms like a headless fly, flying towards this light and then towards that light, regardless of whether that light was a life-saving beacon or a deadly trap.

What can this accomplish? It is impossible to cultivate one field in depth.

It's like when you play a game, sometimes you play this hero, sometimes you switch to that hero, you only play the basics of each hero, you don't even understand the skills, but you run to fight the enemy, and in the end you still get beaten miserably, just like being chased by a cosmic monster.

The cattle herd is a typical example of "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence", always thinking that there are better fruits somewhere else. In the end, they end up empty-handed and accomplish nothing. They are like a greedy thief in the universe, who in the end steals nothing and exhausts himself.

Look at those successful people, they all stick to one field to the end, just like those persistent planet guardians in the universe, who never give up no matter how many difficulties they encounter.

The cattle, on the other hand, are like restless "pop candy", jumping around everywhere, the higher they jump, the harder they fall. This crosstalk is so good, but you have to go into politics, do you think it's so easy to get into the officialdom?

The officialdom is like a mysterious area in the universe full of traps and mazes. One wrong step may lead to eternal damnation.

Just like what is said in the crosstalk: "Do you think what you think is what you think?"

Since being a politician is not an option, you turn to photography. Do you think photography is just about pressing the shutter?

Photography requires artistic vision and unique perspectives and skills, just like those photographers who search for beautiful planets in the universe.

He still wants to do business. Hey, to do business, you need to have brains and vision, and you need to know how to calculate risks and benefits like those shrewd businessmen in the universe. How can he achieve anything with his haphazard approach?

In the end, you will end up with nothing. This is called "a greedy snake swallowing an elephant". It's like a small snake trying to swallow a cosmic monster that is countless times bigger than itself. Isn't that overestimating one's own capabilities?

Secondly, we have to talk about his lack of long-term planning and determination.

This guy is just like a fool who was dizzy by the hot wind and lost his way in the universe.

When that momentary enthusiasm and opportunity come, hey, you immediately lose your way, just like the navigation system of a spacecraft suddenly fails.

Without thinking carefully about what you are good at and what you are suitable for, you are like a confused space traveler who doesn't know where you are going.

You see, he is like a ship drifting aimlessly on the sea, without even a clear route or compass. That sea is not just any sea, it is a cosmic sea full of stormy waves and unknown dangers.

How can you not go with the flow? You will definitely lose your way in the end, just like a small planet in the universe being sucked away by the gravity of a black hole and disappearing without a trace.

This is just like the soldiers running around aimlessly in the game, not knowing where to rush, without a goal or direction, just like a headless fly in the universe. As a result, they are easily captured by the enemy and beaten to pieces.

On the road of art, one must work hard and concentrate like an old ox pulling a cart, just like the planets in the universe that rotate steadily around the stars, taking one step at a time. But what about the oxen?

Humph, he didn't do it at all. He was like a lazy man who worked for three days and rested for two days, doing this for a while and that for a while, like a playful kid in the universe who only had a three-minute enthusiasm for everything.

This art road is not a vegetable market. You can’t just go shopping if you want to or leave if you don’t want to. It requires hard work and sweat.

Take crosstalk for example, you have to polish it like a gem, carefully carving it. Every joke has to be like the most precious gem in the universe, which has to be polished countless times before it can shine.

But he just threw it away and ran off to do something else, then gave up halfway through, just like an irresponsible cosmic craftsman who threw aside a half-crafted artwork he had carefully created.

This is just like what is said in the crosstalk: "You are hitting this with a hammer and that with a stick, what on earth are you trying to do?"

Without long-term planning and determination, you will just be wasting your time and effort, and in the end you will get nothing. It's like blindly searching for treasure in the universe without knowing where the treasure is, and you will return empty-handed in the end.

Cattle, you'd better learn your lesson and stop running around like a headless fly, otherwise you will really be lost in the universe of life!

Third, that guy is a little too conceited! He once had a little success, and he thought he was awesome, as if he could do anything, like a little new star that suddenly exploded in the universe, thinking he was brighter than the sun!

This is just like the person who wins the lottery and thinks he can buy the whole world. He is really expanding like a balloon, and it is the kind of balloon that expands infinitely in the universe and will definitely explode in the end.

He just mistakenly thought that he was omnipotent, and wanted to get involved in any field, and he thought he could succeed, just like a crazy adventurer in the universe. Whether it was a mysterious black hole or a dangerous interstellar storm, he thought he could easily deal with it. This is really "inflated like a balloon."

No matter how others advise him, he won't listen. He is like a stubborn little planet in the universe, insisting on his own way and messing around with new things. He is like a bison rushing towards the cliff of the universe, and will not turn back until he hits the wall!

This is just like what is said in the crosstalk: "Come on, stop showing off your abilities."

He didn't even think about the fact that each field has its own unique rules and challenges, just like different planets in the universe have different gravity and environments.

How can you conquer it with just your courage and enthusiasm? This is not a game where you can just open a new account and become invincible. In the game, there is a process of leveling up and fighting monsters. Reality is not that simple.

Just like the proud peacock, it looks really beautiful when it spreads its feathers, but it forgets that it also has vulnerable moments. Once it encounters danger, those beautiful feathers cannot protect it.

The same goes for Niu Qun. Just looking at the little achievements he had made in the past, he has no idea of ​​his own capabilities. He is like a child who thinks he can defeat the cosmic monster with a small toy.

You said that you have achieved some success in the field of crosstalk, so you should develop it well here, and shine in the field that you are familiar with, just like a steadily shining star in the universe.

Having to mess around in unfamiliar areas is like a person who can't swim but insists on diving into deep water. If not you, who will drown?

Do you think you are the superman of the universe? Cows, wake up quickly and stop being so conceited, or you will become a big joke in the end, like a funny clown in the universe, laughed at by everyone.

Fourthly, this Niu Qun is probably not very good at handling interpersonal relationships. Think about it, he changes fields so frequently, wouldn't he offend people?

It's like an asteroid running around in the universe, hitting this planet and then that planet, making everyone dizzy.

Maybe in this process he lost many friends and partners who once supported him. Those friends were like small satellites orbiting around him in the universe. They were good at first, but were thrown away by his willfulness.

It's like when you're playing a game, you sometimes join this team, sometimes you join that team, in the end who will want to play with you?

Everyone thinks you are an unreliable teammate, just like no other planet in the universe wants to be friends with this naughty planet.

In this world, a person's success cannot be achieved without the help and support of others, just like the stability of a planet in the universe requires the gravitational balance of other planets.

If the cattle act so willfully, they will just waste all these precious resources, just like a rich man in the universe throwing all his wealth into a black hole.

This is just like what is said in the crosstalk: "You have cut off your own retreat by messing around like this."

Let's talk about the changes of the times. Oh my, the competition in the entertainment market is so fierce nowadays, and newcomers are popping up one after another like bamboo shoots after rain, just like new planets are constantly born in the universe.

The cattle herd was once glorious, but that is all in the past, just like an ancient planet in the universe that once shone but is now gradually fading. He did not adapt to the changes of the times in time, nor did he adjust his development strategy. He is like a captain who is still using an ancient map to navigate in the modern universe, and he will definitely lose his way.

It's just like that old horse-drawn carriage. In the age of speeding cars, it would definitely seem out of place, just like a primitive means of transportation in the universe traveling on a high-tech interstellar route, it would seem so abrupt.

It’s like you are wandering around in the world of smartphones with an old-fashioned phone. Who would care about you?

Others are using advanced technology to communicate, but you are still typing on the keyboard. How backward!

Dad, you see, the failure of this herd of cattle is not accidental. His experience is a warning to the world: stick to your original intention, just like the compass, you can't point in the wrong direction, you must always move towards your goal; you must have clear goals and plans, you can't bump around like a headless fly, you must have a clear route like a spaceship; you must be humble, you can't be like a proud rooster, walking around with your tail up, you must know that there are people better than you, and there are heavens beyond you; you must also be good at handling interpersonal relationships, you can't ruin your popularity, you must maintain harmonious relationships like the various planets in the universe; and you must keep pace with the times, otherwise you will become an antique, just like those eliminated ancient civilizations in the universe.

Only in this way can we go further and more steadily on the road of life, just like a spaceship sailing smoothly on the correct course.

Emperor Zhenwu listened to Mizukage's analysis, nodded slightly, and a hint of appreciation appeared in his eyes, just like a teacher looking at a smart student, his eyes were full of satisfaction.

"My daughter, you are right. We must not follow the herd. We must learn from his lessons and walk our own path, just like a cosmic explorer who chooses the right path to explore the universe."

"Yes, Dad! Look at this herd of cattle, they are so unreliable and unreliable. They are fiddling with this and that, just like a headless fly. Humph, I just don't like them. If you live with them, you will be worried every day, not knowing what they will do. It's like taking adventures in the universe every day, but there is no fun at all. Dad, we should stay away from such people, otherwise no good will happen, just like being close to a black hole in the universe."