in2ebook Chapter 355 German Thinking
Chapter 355 German Thinking
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Ying: It’s finally over】
[Luo Yu: This is exactly the same mental state I was in back then]
[Fanes: You also eat brains]
Luo Yu: Not really. I never eat human organs.
Wendy: Aren't you a god? Why are you still eating people?
【Luo Yu: Who told you that gods don’t eat people?】
[Kumi: Isn't she the devil's lover?]
[Luo Yu: I'm not a demon god, and when I was trapped in the abyss, I had nothing to eat except corpses.]
Zhongli: I understand.
[Ding, reward Xiao God and Demon state]
[God and Demon State: You can transform your state during battle. The God form is faster, and the Demon form has higher damage. Both forms have independent health bars.]
[Hu Tao: That means the Demon-Subduing Great Sage has two lives.]
[Luo Yu: @Xiao, I'm sending you a message. If you shout it out when you change your form, it will make you stronger.]
【Ying: Can you be so kind?】
Luo Yu: What are you talking about? I'm a god after all, so I can be merciful once in a while.
Phanes: Please stop insulting God, okay?
[Ding, video is about to play, German thinking]
【Kaiya: About our video? 】
Die Carapeian: So what is Mond-style thinking like?
【Walnut: Fishing】
Wendy: Hey
Video begins.
It was Asmodeus who opened the dormitory door.
Then I saw the dormitory was in a mess.
&34;How come our house was robbed a few days ago?&34;
After walking back and forth several times to confirm that this was his home, Asmodeus began to look around.
Then a weak voice was heard.
&34;Space~ah&34;
When I looked up, I saw Ronawa, who was disheveled, lying on the bed.
"Who are you?"
Asmodeus's body trembled.
&34;Space is me&34;
&34;Death? When did you come back?&34;
&34;I didn't leave at all&34;
"Didn't you also leave with Wang Zuo two days ago?"
"Wang Zuo didn't call me when he left. You locked me in the room."
"You're the one who called us. If all else fails, you can call Vanessa."
"I'm looking for someone, but I'm out of phone credit and can't make a single call."
&34;If it's not you, then what...&34;
Asmodeus was about to say something when Istaru and the Ruler of Life came over with suitcases.
"Space, why are you back so early?"
"Yeah, why are you back so early?"
Asmodeus said nothing, but pointed at Ronawa and said, "Look what that is."
Looking in the direction Asmodeus pointed, the two were also shocked.
"What is this?"
Istaru directly tortured the soul.
Ruonawa saw the food sticking out of Istaru's suitcase, and she crawled downstairs, holding the suitcase and started to eat it.
&34;What the hell is this? This savage&34;
Istaru took a step back and protected Asmodeus in front of her.
The Ruler of Life recognized Ronawa, but that was precisely why he was even more shocked: "Death, what are you doing?"
&34;I* told you to lock yourself in the room&34;
Ruona Wa said this and started crying.
&34;Don’t cry, death. When you cry, I want to laugh.&34;
Sheng Zhizhi laughed in a very unkind way.
"She didn't die. We locked her in the room when we left. It's too late and her phone bill is overdue. She'll stay in this room for five days."
As Asmodeus began to laugh unkindly as he spoke.
Istaru also smiled unkindly.
[Ying: You two are really good friends]
Istaru: I really couldn't help it.
[Ronawa: Can't you guys stop laughing at me like the throne?]
[Fanes: Yes... (suppressing laughter.jpg)]
&34;Five days... five days, do you know how I spent these five days! Do you know!&34;
&34;Death&34;
"Death is dead, you locked up the idol! I've already filed a lawsuit against the throne, and even Prentis can't stop me."
Looking at Ruona Wa's resentful accusations, Sheng Zhizhi covered his face with his hands and cried until his whole body was shaking.
[Ying: It seems that Shengzhi is having a hard time in power.]
"Why is there a piece missing from my table?"
Asmodeus looked at Ronawa.
Ronawa looked at Asmodeus with clear and foolish eyes: "Isn't that a compressed biscuit?"
&34;Where's the frozen tree on my desk?&34;
Istaru also looked over.
&34;I am the side dish&34;
Ronawa took out the bitten frozen tree potted plant.
&34;What about my explosive potion?&34;
&34;I drank it as an energy drink&34;
Asmodeus's remaining conscience made her take out her phone and said, "Death, stop eating those dry snacks. I'll order you some food."
&34;Note: No chopped green onion or cilantro, thank you&34;
【Luo Yu: I’m still not hungry】
"Can someone turn on the hotspot for me?"
"Let me open it. You'll be so anxious if you can't find the throne."
After Ruonawa connected to the hotspot, her phone started ringing like a bomber.
&34;How many people are looking for you?&34;
Istaru took a look and said, "These are all the game records of the three of us. No one is looking for her."
"It's not death, I'm just curious, is this door so difficult to open?"
Asmodeus said as he opened and closed the door back and forth.
"That's not the case. You close it, turn it left, turn it right, turn it left again, plug it in from the top, plug it in from the bottom. This time it won't open because you locked it from the outside."
Asmodeus tried and found that it couldn't be opened.
Just when Ronawa was feeling proud, Asmodeus simply raised his long legs and kicked the door and the door frame away.
Asmodeus said nothing, but looked at Ronawa as if she were mentally retarded.
Ronawa looked at Asmodeus with a wise look.
&34;Also, why don't you check my cabinet to see if there are any instant noodles? You'd rather eat on my table.&34;
"Ah."
"And since you're in arrears with your phone bill, can you call your carrier to activate your data plan in advance?"
Ruona Wa really couldn't bear it anymore and knelt on the ground powerlessly.
"Today I will teach you a lesson: do complicated things simply, and don't do simple things."
Asmodeus' words were like an epiphany, and then Ronawa found her life's purpose.
"Okay, from today on, I will learn to think German-style."
[Ding, which of the following behaviors does not belong to German thinking]
A. My phone had no signal, so I smashed it.
B. The shoes don't fit, so I just throw them away.
[C. My eyesight is not good, so I just dug it out]
[D. Life is too hard, just restart]
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in five minutes.]
[Ying: @Asmodeus, do you really think in German terms? ]
[Istaru: Space operations are very stable]
[Walnut: This C doesn't make sense no matter how you think about it.]
Wendy: But there’s nothing wrong with thinking that way.
【Nibelungen: Simple and crude】
Luo Yu: Does anyone want to learn to think like Luo Yu?
【Fanes: Let’s see what I said】
【Luo Yu: Harming others to benefit oneself】
Rich Pantalone: I learned it.
Ningguang: I see you're a businessman.
Luo Yu: Where else do you think the Heaven's Treasure House came from?
Xingqiu: Isn't that a bit off topic? Aren't we discussing what to choose?
[Hu Tao: In this case, the only option is to take the wrong photo.]
[Chongyun: So who will be the good guy?]
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Hu Tao for successfully answering the question]