My Mr. Monster

Chapter 137 Xu Weiwei

Xu Weiwei's words were like a bolt from the blue, and she asked it without any warning or reason.

Xu Zhiyi quickly looked at Lu Xuan apologetically. Lu Xuan didn't bother to pay attention to him, but seeing that Xu Weiwei was in a desperate situation, he was determined to get to the bottom of it.

"Why ask about something you can see at a glance?"

Wu Yang put his arm around Lu Xuan's shoulders, and before Lu Xuan could react, he slapped him on the face.

"She is my wife." Wu Yang said proudly.

Lu Xuan's eyes widened as he tried to argue, but Xu Weiwei immediately said, "It's just as I guessed. After all, you look stronger."

Lu Xuan really wanted to say something at this moment, but he hesitated. He glanced at the complacent Wu Yang with a reproachful look. This guy was simply rebelling against Tiangang.

And why? Why does Wu Yang look so strong? Isn't he strong himself?

Lu Xuan was extremely depressed and had completely lost face. If he had known earlier, he would have answered the question first.

"It's just a name, why be so humble?" Wu Yang leaned close to Lu Xuan's ear and whispered.

"What do you know? This is called dignity..." Lu Xuan muttered softly.

"Baby, come and eat some meat and grow taller. Then you can learn from me in the future. I guarantee that others will think you are my husband when they see you." Wu Yang said seriously in Lu Xuan's ear.

"Bullshit..." Lu Xuan muttered softly, but looked at the meat that had already been put into the bowl and did not refuse.

He finished the meal in just a few bites. Seeing this, Wu Yang happily continued to pick up meat and peel shrimp for Lu Xuan.

"Eat more." Wu Yang said lovingly.

Xu Zhiyi was already a little tired of watching the two people being so affectionate. He glanced at Xu Weiwei beside him. Unexpectedly, her eyes were shining and her mouth seemed to be curled up to the sky.

What the hell? Xu Zhiyi was stunned. Is there something wrong with this woman?

Almost all the dishes on the table went into the stomachs of the couple who were feeding them dog food. Xu Weiwei didn't eat much and spent most of the time asking curious questions about some explosive topics.

Lu Xuan's ears flushed red, and Xu Zhiyi felt she shouldn't be sitting there any longer. Only Wu Yang was engaging in back-and-forth conversation, spouting dirty jokes.

Lu Xuan originally thought that the two of them met on a narrow road, but he didn't realize that he was pitiful. He looked cold and aloof, but once the keyword was triggered, that cold personality disappeared without a trace.

"How many times a day do you do it?" Xu Weiwei asked curiously, without any hesitation.

Wu Yang thought for a moment and said, "That depends on him."

"How long have you been dating?" Xu Weiwei asked.

"I haven't counted, but it's been a long time," said Wu Yang.

Xu nodded slightly and looked at Lu Xuan, who had lost all hope in life and was busy eating the shrimps peeled by Wu Yang.

"Your husband is so cute." Xu Weiwei said.

Wu Yang nodded in agreement. "It seems you have good taste. I think you would be a good friend, much better than someone else."

Xu Zhiyi's mouth twitched. Why was she looking at him when she could just tell him? Were she afraid others wouldn't know?

Xu Wei smiled and said, "Indeed, a head of yellow hair looks frivolous, and I don't like it either."

Xu Zhiyi: ...

"Lu Xuan, please take care of your man..." Xu Zhiyi finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Although Lu Xuan was very dissatisfied with Wu Yang, he was still his man after all. He looked at Xu Zhiyi in embarrassment.

"Zhiyi, you also know that he is my only boyfriend..." Lu Xuan said aggrievedly.

Xu Zhiyi was completely heartbroken. She felt like she was the one being criticized even though she was treating others to a meal.

Moreover, Xu Weiwei has two different faces. She acts so cold in front of him. If they were not of the same kind, he would never let this guy appear in front of him.

The only person who comes together to keep each other warm is like this, and they can't form a partnership at all.

Xu Zhiyi thought of many people. He wanted an administrator, but he just couldn't find a suitable person.

After thinking about it, he could only think of Lu Xuan, someone he could trust enough not to backstab him and whom he could talk to.

But Lu Xuan was guarded by a vicious dog, which would not let him get close at all.

Eighty percent of the meal was spent on dog food, and twenty percent was spent on cold stares.

Xu Zhiyi thought about it and decided to find time to dye his hair back. He sighed deeply.

Until the end of the party, Xu Zhiyi was still unhappy and tried to pull Lu Xuan to talk, but Wu Yang cleverly grabbed his hand that was about to pull Lu Xuan.

"Hey, if you do this I'm going to sue you for molestation. Just talk, why use violence?" Wu Yang grinned evilly.

Xu Zhiyi: ...

……

Lu Xuan drank some wine and originally planned to compete with Wu Yang in drinking capacity. He bet that Wu Yang would get drunk easily since he had never touched alcohol before.

But just as he was about to show off his skills, he was shocked by Wu Yang's calm behavior of drinking white wine as if it were water. He was not convinced and drank it in one gulp...

At this moment, looking at Lu Xuan who was staggering and refusing to be helped, Wu Yang was really helpless. Lu Xuan was a smoker and a drinker, but he had never seen Lu Xuan touch alcohol.

He didn't expect Lu Xuan to be like this when he was drunk.

"Don't touch me, I'm not drunk." Lu Xuan pushed away Wu Yang's supporting hand again.

"You're almost using Tai Chi." Wu Yang said anxiously.

"Bullshit, it's obviously the earth that's spinning." Lu Xuan didn't listen to any advice and staggered along the road.

"Don't fall directly into the haystack." Wu Yang didn't dare to get too close or too far away, for fear that he would bump into something if he wasn't careful.

"Handsome guy, you talk too much nonsense... ignore me." Lu Xuan said dizzily.

"Please be kind and let me support you, okay?" Wu Yang was really convinced.

"Although, although you are very handsome, I already have someone I like, we are not, not suitable..." Lu Xuan suddenly squatted down beside a tree.

"How do you know if it's suitable if you haven't tried it?" Wu Yang smiled, and he seemed to be really drunk.

"No, I have to observe male ethics..." Lu Xuan said as he lowered his head, his mind no longer clear.

"Still a man of integrity..." Wu Yang was amused by this and reached out to ruffle Lu Xuan's hair.

Lu Xuan looked red under his messy hair, like a ripe fruit.

"Are you dizzy?"

"……faint"

"Do you want to sleep?" Wu Yang asked again.

Lu Xuan raised his head and looked at Wu Yang, frowning and said, "I can't sleep with you, my husband is at home, waiting for me..."

"I'm really impressed by you. Do you still recognize me?" Wu Yang pointed at his face.

Lu Xuan squinted his eyes and looked carefully, and said in a vague voice, "Wu, Wu Yang..."

"Who is Wu Yang?"

"It's my boyfriend..."

Wu Yang corrected him, "It's husband, call me husband."

"No!" Lu Xuan suddenly glared at Wu Yang and said seriously, "It's my wife!"

Wu Yang couldn't help but laugh. It was obvious that Lu Xuan's obsession was extraordinary.

Before Wu Yang could continue asking, Lu Xuan looked at Wu Yang and said, "Wu Yang..."

Wu Yang raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"I love you, don't be sad..." Lu Xuan reached out to wipe away Wu Yang's non-existent tears.

"You..." Wu Yang picked him up with a smile. This time, Lu Xuan did not resist and seemed to fall asleep.

"Go home... idiot."