Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 260 The Ultimate Imperial Cuckold

Tang Shan's smile suddenly fell. "No way, no way? You're not going to haggle with me over such a small amount of money, are you?"

This sentence stopped the king from bargaining.

He opened his mouth and laughed twice, "How could that be? Haha."

He turned around and whispered to the father-in-law, "Father-in-law, does my illness require so many hearts?"

Can he cure the disease with just a few pills?

The deer demon didn't expect that Tang Seng would actually give out so many hearts. If he only ate a few, he was afraid that he would not achieve the effect of immortality.

The money he had obtained from the king in collaboration with the vixen was enough to pay.

"Your Majesty, rest assured. Even if I have to spend all my wealth, I will buy all the hearts for you."

Using the tyrant's money to buy things for myself, and at the same time gaining a wave of loyalty and favor, it is really satisfying to be a treacherous minister.

Tang Shan smiled brightly again, "I only accept cash, thank you."

This one sentence exposed all of Lu Jingxin's little thoughts to pieces.

He originally thought of just giving a check and then letting the bank refuse to pay.

I didn't expect that a monk would have the mind of a profiteer. It's really difficult to deal with him.

In the corner of the Golden Palace, Bajie was staring at the small dent on Wukong's butt as if he was facing a great enemy.

The point is, it's actually a heart shape!

He wanted to laugh, but he wanted to live more.

But he clearly remembered that he only removed a small tuft when he sheared the hair last night, and the heart-shaped pattern in front of him was obviously carefully edited!

Damn it, who on earth could have done such an outrageous and cruel thing that is so abhorrent to both humans and the world?

"Did you see it, idiot?"

Wukong felt a chill on his butt. If the palace guards and patrolling soldiers passing by had not been informed in advance, they would probably have mistaken them for hooligans and thrown them into jail.

Bajie helped him pull his clothes down with trembling hands, swallowed guiltily, and his brain worked quickly to organize his words.

"That...monkey...Brother Monkey"

"If you keep hesitating, I will..." Wukong pretended to take out the iron rod.

"Brother Monkey!" Bajie closed his eyes and shouted desperately, "It's just a little hair."

Afraid that Wukong wouldn't believe him, he even pointed at a small spot and described it, "That's all."

Wukong withdrew his hand doubtfully, "It's just a little bit, but it doesn't look that little..."

He recalled the shiny monkey hairs on the ground.

Bajie thought quickly and complimented him: "Brother Monkey, you must have taken good care of yourself recently. Your hair is growing very well. Just plucking a little bit will give you a lot of hair."

He even opened his belly and said, "Look, my pig hair is so sparse and scattered. It's nowhere near as vigorous as Monkey Brother's."

The palace maids passing by covered their eyes and kept muttering to themselves.

"Could it be that these two people are exhibitionists?"

"It's obvious that he's not a good person. He doesn't even know how to avoid people."

Upon hearing this, Bajie quickly lowered his arm.

After being praised by Bajie, Wukong felt that the doubts in his heart disappeared immediately.

"Yeah, I have a lot of hair."

Huh~ Bajie finally saved himself successfully.

Inside the hall, Sha Seng and Tang Shan had just finished counting the gold and put it in their pockets.

"Your Majesty, I have something to offer you."

When the king heard this, he said happily, "What the holy monk holds must be extraordinary. Bring it forward quickly."

As soon as Wukong and Bajie came back, they saw their master taking out a green hat that was so green that it was scary.

"Your Majesty, this is the Green Grassland Hat, the one who wears this hat..."

"How?" the king asked impatiently.

"He can see the cattle and sheep above his head when the wind blows the grass."