in2ebook Chapter 255: Kidney Deficiency? Find Tang Monk!
Chapter 255: Kidney Deficiency? Find Tang Monk!
The city gate of the country of monks.
The gatekeeper stopped Tang Seng and his companions and asked, "What brings you to Xiaoer City?"
Wukong pointed to the plaque above the city gate, "We are going to the Kingdom of Monks, not the City of Children."
The soldier rolled his eyes. "So what brings you to Little Children's City?"
"Hey~" Bajie put down his burden, "I already told you that the country we're going to is not some small town."
Why are they still arguing?
Just as a conflict was about to break out, an old man who had entered later turned back.
"This is the Kingdom of Bhikkhus, later renamed Little Children's City."
Bajie: "Why did you change your name out of the blue?"
And the name change doesn't sound good either.
The old man glanced at the group of people with a secretive look, "First time here, right? You'll understand once you get in."
Then he walked straight into the city without saying anything more.
"Brother, it looks like this place is not simple."
Sha Seng looked at the old man's back and always felt that something big was happening in the city.
Wukong was leading the white dragon horse, and Tang Shan was still lying on it, sleeping soundly.
"With me here, you can go anywhere, even in a dangerous place."
Several people entered the city gate under the fierce gaze of the soldiers.
On the street, there was a goose cage at the door of every household, covered with a large piece of floral cloth, completely covered.
Bajie looked at him in surprise. "The people in this city are really weird. They don't keep chickens and ducks in the kitchen, but bring them out to the door one by one. They're not afraid of their poop and pee making the floor dirty."
Inwardly: What a pity to have so many chickens, ducks, and geese. I can’t even eat them all.
As soon as these words were spoken, the people passing by stared at them with strange eyes, and some even complained.
Bajie: Did I say something wrong?
Wukong: "Silly boy, stop talking."
He noticed that people entering and leaving the cages deliberately avoided them and had unusual expressions, and it seemed that they were not just ordinary poultry.
Sha Seng stepped forward and shook Tang Seng, "Master, we are here."
Tang Shan opened her sleepy eyes and saw the Jinting Inn in front of her.
Dismount, tie up the horse, go in and call for help.
The postmaster asked, "Where are you from, elder?"
Bajie chuckled, "I'll scare you to death if I tell you!"
Tang Shan smiled and shook her head. A monk from the Tang Dynasty was, after all, just a monk.
The postmaster picked up the brush expressionlessly, and without responding to Bajie's question, he repeated in a cold voice, "Where are you from, elder?"
Day after day, work was already annoying, and he just wanted to finish his talk quickly so that he could be registered and the questioning would be over.
I happened to meet a person who thinks he is humorous but is actually a fool.
He didn't even bother to talk.
Wukong stepped forward and said, "My master is a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. He wants to exchange a certificate with your king."
A drop of ink unexpectedly spread on the white paper. The postmaster was stunned. Is this the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty?
Bajie saw his expression and said, "See, I told you I'd scare you to death."
Tang Shan looked over when she heard the voice and her eyes met with the postmaster who looked up.
The Jinting Postmaster was not very old, only in his early thirties. He had a stern face but bright eyes.
Tang Shan smiled and nodded friendly as a greeting.
My heart was beating fast. He kept staring at me like this. Could it be that he drooled while sleeping?
She silently reached out and wiped the corner of her mouth, but it seemed nothing.
The postmaster quickly stood up, walked quickly to Tang Shan and bowed.
"Holy monk, hearing the Buddha's compassion, can you save the children of our country?"
His eyes were fixed on Tang Shan. The man had a handsome face and outstanding temperament. He must be no ordinary person to have come here from the distant Tang Dynasty in the East.
He loves his country deeply, but now with a tyrant in power, the country's future is in jeopardy.
He had the will but not the strength, so he had to pin his hopes on some illusory person.
Wukong: "Sir, I think you have the wrong person. My master doesn't know how to treat children's illnesses."
Tang Shan stood up and nodded apologetically, "Although I don't know how to do it, my apprentice does."
She pointed at Wukong, "Just find him."
Goku:?
How come I can treat children's illnesses but don't even know it myself?
Sha Monk suddenly realized, "Oh, that's right, it was my eldest brother who cured the King of Zhuzi Country last time."
They almost forgot about it.
The postmaster originally wanted to explain that the child was not sick, but he heard them say that they had cured the king's illness before.
Isn't this just a coincidence? The king is currently suffering from a strange disease, so he believed what the father-in-law said about using more than a thousand boys' hearts as medicine to treat the disease.
Bajie waved in front of Wukong and said, "Brother Monkey, I'm happy now. You've tricked me again."
The postmaster quickly pointed at Wukong and was about to kneel down, "Please, elder, please save my king."
"Hey~" Wukong quickly pulled him up, "No, no."
"If I, Old Sun, can help, please let me know."
After he finished speaking, he even looked at Tang Shan with a smile, as if to say, "Master, think I'm very sensible."
When the postmaster heard Wukong say this, he quickly told him the whole story in one breath.
A few years ago, a strong middle-aged man brought a beautiful sixteen-year-old girl into the palace, saying that he wanted to present her to the king.
But there is no free lunch in the world. The Kings are an old man and other people avoided him in the draft, but they took the initiative to come to him.
The woman was so beautiful that all the concubines in the harem looked vulgar and could not compare to her.
From then on, the king doted on her alone among his harem of three thousand concubines, and the strong man was named the father-in-law of the king.
After a few years, the king's health deteriorated and he sought medical treatment everywhere but to no avail.
The father-in-law suggested that if they collected a thousand hearts of boys aged five to seven as medicine, the king would be able to recover his health.
The more they listened, the more they felt something was wrong.
Bajie spoke without restraint and went straight to the point, "Isn't this king's kidneys weak from all the partying he does every night? Hahaha."
Tang Shan took out a white can from her bag with one hand.
"Tang Monk's Spring Kidney Treasure, the king's kidneys are healthy, and the imperial concubine can't escape."
Yi Cheng......
There is a sense of regret that I have entrusted my trust to the wrong person.
Sha Monk shook his head: "At this age, a mortal should cultivate his moral character. Why are you still so unrestrained?"
Tang Shan held up another black bottle and said, "Brother Tang's blue pills. No matter when, where, or what age you are, just one pill will return you to your original age and make you stand tall overnight."
Disciples...
Bajie reached out to take the jar from Tang Shan's hand, "Master, when did you get these things?"
Why didn’t you take out such a good thing earlier? No, why would a monk have such a thing?
Tang Shan quickly put it back in her pocket and said, "Don't move your hands when you see me. If you do, you will be charged."
The postmaster was speechless, his face looking grim.
Tang Shan raised her eyebrows. Is the customer dissatisfied with her product?
"I drink black maca and black wolfberry, bathe with Tianzhu Shen Oil, eat only stir-fried leeks and steamed oysters, and drink only deer penis soup, bull penis soup, and pig egg soup..."
"What!" Bajie covered his crotch. "Master, you better explain what pig egg soup is."
Could it be the pig and egg he was thinking of?