Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 240 A lot of wind

"Master, why are we squatting here?"

Bajie pulled away the wild grass that was prickling his buttocks, squatted down to make his feet uncomfortable, and simply made a cushion out of the grass to sit on.

"Shh-"

Tang Shan and her companions hid in the one-meter-high grass. Those who didn't know them would think they were bandits lying in ambush and preparing to rob people on the road.

"The three demon bosses' men will come to patrol the mountain soon, so let's keep a low profile for now."

Wukong: "Master, did you calculate this?"

Why do I feel that Master is more suitable to be a fortune teller? Isn't it a waste of talent for him to be a monk?

"Hey, someone's coming."

Sha Seng glanced at the corner of the path and gave a low reminder.

The patrolling goblin carried a red flag on his shoulder, a wooden sign and a water bottle around his waist, a hammer and a gong in his hands, and hummed a little tune while swaying.

It can be seen that he enjoys his job of patrolling the mountains. People who love working are somewhat unusual in their brains.

"Master, you're right."

Bajie moved his butt and leaned closer to Tang Shan to whisper.

Wukong didn't take it seriously: "It's just a little demon. I can kill it with just one finger."

Bajie retorted, "I have 48,000 fingers. Do you have that many?"

"Hey, you're talking back, aren't you?" Wukong raised his hand to hit him with a hammer.

Bajie subconsciously shrank back, "To be honest, I don't like to hear it."

Xiaobai: "Big Brother, if we go together, we'll be too conspicuous and we'll be discovered right away."

He thought for a moment, "If it's really as powerful as Taibai Jinxing said, why don't you turn into a little bug and explore the front first? Knowing yourself and the enemy will help you plan ahead."

"Yeah, what Xiaobai said makes sense." said Sha Seng.

Bajie stuck his head out again in a frivolous manner, "Hey, you usually like to turn into flies, bees, bugs and the like, this is exactly what you like."

Wukong glared at him, "If you could be a little better, you wouldn't always have to blame me."

Bajie can transform into thirty-six forms, and he has no problem turning into a small insect.

It's just that he is fat, and when he transforms, objects also have this feature, which makes them easy to attract attention.

Furthermore, he is always easily defeated. If he smiles a little or is frightened, his true form will be revealed. His professional ability is really poor.

Bajie pouted and muttered, "Look at my mouth! The monkey took the opportunity to mock me again."

Lao Sha and Xiao Bai were not much better off. After all, they could hardly help with the transformation work.

They both lowered their heads in shame. As both were disciples of the master, they relied entirely on their eldest brother to protect the master and them along the way.

I can only blame myself for being too weak and not having many connections.

Just as they had agreed to let Wukong turn into a little fly and go to the enemy to gather information, the little demon patrolling the mountains rang the gong.

"Dang Dang Dang——"

"Attention, attention! If you see a monk on horseback with several disciples, arrest them immediately and notify the king."

"Pay special attention to the monkey-like Sun Wukong, who can transform into a fly and kill any flying insects he finds."

Just as Wukong was about to turn into a fly, he stopped and looked speechless from behind.

"Hahahaha……"

Bajie covered his pig's mouth and tried hard to suppress his laughter. This little demon was too mean.

Tang Shan rubbed her mouth with her hand and turned her face away, afraid that the smile in her eyes would be noticed by Wukong.

The naive and innocent Sha Seng stretched out his finger and poked the motionless Wukong in front of him.

"Big Brother, they are just jealous that you have become a good fly and successful. No one can be as good as you."

Wukong: Is this something to be proud of?

Xiaobai nodded, "Don't worry about what others say. They are just afraid that a fly like you might upset the cave. This just proves how powerful you are, Senior Brother."

Wukong: Thank you for your comfort, but you can shut up now.

Bajie was holding his stomach to hold back his laughter, and the suppressed laughter made his abdominal muscles (the deepest layer of fat) hurt.

Wukong gave him a deathly look, and Bajie instantly restrained himself.

"Monkey...Brother Monkey, I just wanted to exercise the muscles around my lips and abdominal muscles..."

Tang Shan: "Now the enemy has already predicted our plan. It seems that this road is blocked."

Sha Seng was puzzled: "The place is so big, there must be a lot of real flies. It would be difficult for them to find the one that Big Brother has transformed into."

Tang Shan reached out and parted some grass. "We've been squatting here for so long, have you found any bugs?"

These three demon kings are really smart. They drove away all the insects and flies in advance.

If you see one at random, you can definitely confirm that it is Wukong.

"Yes, there isn't even one. How strange."

Bajie looked around his butt and couldn't even see an ant.

Wukong said confidently: "You forgot that I, Sun Wukong, am also very good at transforming into a little demon."

He had already memorized the appearance and clothes of the little elf who had just passed by, so he would only need to make slight changes to her appearance when the time came.

Sha Monk: "Then do you know their names and what is written on the wooden plaques on their bodies?"

"This..." Wukong scratched his paw, "I'll try to find out in person then."

"Hey, you don't know that the master knows."

Bajie was surprised, "Master, you even know this?"

He really doubted whether Guanyin had told his master the list of the evil spirits that had committed crimes from the very beginning.

"There are a total of forty patrolmen, all named Xiao Zuanfeng, and that's what's engraved on the wooden sign."

The disciples said "Oh" in understanding.

Wukong: "Then I will call Zong Zuanfeng, and then I will lie to them and say that I was sent by the king to supervise and guide them."

Bajie: "Then I'll be called General Twitch? You're in charge of drilling and I'm in charge of twitching. That's a good match, right?"

Sha Seng pondered for a while. What should he call himself, one is drilling the wind and the other is convulsing?

Got it!

"My name is Always Windy!"

Xiaobai: "Emm... Then I'll call you Zong Dafeng."

All eyes were focused on Tang Shan, and the disciples' eager eyes eagerly hoped that their master would also join the naming army.

Tang Shan: Even if the name is unpleasant, I must be a master who does not spoil the fun.

"The master is called Zong Lafeng——"

……

"Hey, so-and-so, come here!"

Xiao Zuanfeng stopped beating the gong, glanced at Tang Shan and the others, and then looked behind him in confusion.

He frowned slightly and pointed his finger at himself, "Are you calling me?"

Living people are rarely seen in Lion Camel Ridge. Anyone who accidentally enters will be slaughtered and served on the table immediately.

As its terrifying reputation spread, no one dared to set foot in Lion Camel Ridge, let alone five people coming at once.

Xiao Zuanfeng looked at the people opposite him curiously. Two of them were fair-skinned, and the other three were just barely passable.

There is more meat in the middle, so the brothers get more.

The people in front of me are not people, but a few dishes.

Xiao Zuanfeng looked drooling, having already gone through all the cold dishes, steamed dishes, braised dishes and boiled dishes in his mind.

Wukong poked Bajie's big belly with his finger and jokingly said, "Is this little demon interested in a fool like you?"

Xiao Zuanfeng: Yes, I like his body, which is enough to cook several tables of food.