Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 139 Wukong: A Billion Points of Frustration

He stood behind the six-fingered macaque and said, "I think he is the real Sun Wukong."

Of course, the Dragon King of the West Sea has to follow the footsteps of his big brother. After all, he still has to stay in the ocean family in the future.

Wukong pointed at the Dragon King of the East China Sea in frustration and shouted, "You old Dragon King, you're actually siding with the thieves."

He just didn't believe that the old Dragon King really couldn't recognize which one was the real golden cudgel. Then old Bidden must be very upset.

"Aren't you afraid that I, Sun, will overturn your Dragon Palace and stir all the water from your East Sea into the West Sea?"

As Wukong spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and was ready to hit someone.

Nezha, who was watching the show, said: Is the monkey going to fight the Dragon King of the East Sea?

I've disliked that old guy for a long time. Should I take advantage of the chaos and give him a few kicks?

The Dragon King of the West Sea looked up in surprise: Is there such a good thing?

Then won’t I own the largest ocean area and become the king of the sea?

He was originally standing close to the Dragon King of the East Sea, but he inadvertently began to move behind Wukong.

I'd better not express my opinion for now and wait until the situation becomes clearer.

The White Dragon Horse, the third son of the West Sea Dragon Dynasty, gave a wink.

You are such a good senior brother. Remember to hold on to him tightly from now on.

The Dragon King of the East Sea noticed the little trick of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and sighed in his heart: It seems that the brotherhood of thousands of years is thinner than water plants.

He raised his hand in protest: "Tang Monk, I bought the ticket. Now your monkey is threatening the guests, and you're not going to do anything about it?"

He quickly took out the same posture as when he was singing and gave the monkey a rap about the tight hoop, making him feel so painful that he knelt down and begged for mercy.

Tang Shan could only comfort Wukong in a gentle voice, "The customer is God. Your service attitude today is not acceptable. Don't do that next time, okay?"

Wukong widened his golden eyes in disbelief, and there seemed to be a flash of grievance, sadness and hurt in his eyes.

Thousands of words were stuck in his throat, and in the end, Wukong just lowered his head weakly and replied, "I know."

Tang Shan sighed softly, slowly placed her hand on Wukong's head and rubbed the smooth and soft monkey hair.

"Shit is hard to eat, money is hard to earn, I'm sorry for putting you through this for the sake of my master."

Wukong pursed his lips. Was his master explaining something to him?

Does this mean that the master knows that he is the real one?

Anyway, the master wants to make money, so the apprentice just needs to pamper him.

Wukong quickly composed himself, looked up and prepared to say a few sentimental words to his master.

"Master, how do you know shit tastes bad?"

Bajie appeared out of nowhere, and his first sentence shattered the emotions that Wukong had just built up.

Tang Shan rolled her eyes and said, "I don't know, but I think you might have a chance to find out."

Bajie didn't hesitate for a second, "This opportunity is rare, I'd better let Lao Sha take over as the senior brother."

After saying that, he slid away like a puff of smoke.

I leave quietly, just as I came quietly~

The corners of the Six-Eared Macaque's mouth curved, "Justice prevails in the hearts of the people. The Dragon King of the East Sea and I are old acquaintances. Even if you threaten him, it will be useless."

He turned around and reassured the Dragon King of the East China Sea, "Don't worry, I, Old Sun, will protect you. He can't touch you."

Only then did the Dragon King of the East Sea seriously look at the fake Monkey King in front of him.

They look the same, and the iron rod is so realistic that if he replaces Sun Wukong, he might remember my kindness today.

Besides, I know his identity is fake, and I have the biggest evidence in my hand, which will make it much easier to control him in the future.

Next it was the turn of Taishang Laojun to come forward and identify it.

He pretended to shake his whisk, stroked his white beard and looked left and right.

Wukong really couldn't stand his pretentious attitude.

He leaned close to Laojun's ear, slowly climbed up the belt inside with his fingers, and pulled hard, until Laojun was almost stuck to Wukong.

"You, you, what are you doing?" Laojun pressed his hands tightly against Wukong's chest, his body stiff and he dared not move, his old face began to turn red.

"Yo yo yo~" Tang Shan pulled Red Boy to the side and whistled. Something was going on with these two people.

Wukong whispered in Laojun's ear, "Don't forget, your belt was with me before."

The last time Wukong was in Chechi Kingdom, he threatened Taishang Laojun with the golden rope. At that time, only he and Laojun were present.

The reason why he spoke so closely to Laojun was to prevent Liu'er Mihou from eavesdropping.

However, the innate skill attributes of the Six-Eared Macaque are not enough to withstand whispering at this distance.

A belt? Interesting.

The corners of his mouth raised an imperceptible arc.

After these words were spoken, Taishang Laojun was almost certain that the person in front of him was the real Wukong.

"Do you think I only have one belt?"

Wukong's eyes widened, and Laojun had a triumphant smile on his face.

"Ever since you threatened me with the belt last time, I've been working overtime to make several more of the same."

He pulled Goku's hand away, "Where else do you think that belt you just pulled came from."

Wukong glanced down at the belt Laojun was wearing today.

Oh my god, old Biden has become smarter. I actually made the same thing.

On the other side, the Jade Emperor and Guanyin looked at the two people on the stage like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

Jade Emperor: "The world is going from bad to worse, morality is declining, and people's hearts are corrupted. How can this be tolerated!"

Guanyin: Fortunately, Tathagata hasn’t discovered that she found a few of these things to go on the journey to obtain the scriptures.

Otherwise, it would be a question whether she could continue to sit on the throne of Guanyin.

That’s not all, Taishang Laojun turned around and threatened Wukong.

"The old golden rope is in your hand. If I report you to the Jade Emperor, saying that you stole my belt, guess what will happen..."

He paused deliberately in the middle of his speech, with an unfathomable and mysterious smile on his face.

Wukong gritted his teeth, "You're threatening me!"

Taishang Laojun shook his head and said arrogantly: "No, no, no, now it's you who needs me. I can't use the word threat."

Red Boy, who was watching the show on the other side, asked, "Did they kiss?"

Tang Shan was stunned. "They are men."

"In the face of love, gender is not a distance."

Tang Shan: "But their age gap seems a bit..."

"age is not a problem."

Tang Shan swallowed, "Then what is the problem and distance?"

Red Boy said with deep understanding: "The biggest problem is the lack of love."

Tang Shan...

"You are thinking of your father, the cow, and your mother, the banana fan."

After all, Bull Demon King often quarreled with Princess Iron Fan and lived with the vixen mistress and refused to come back.

Red Boy lowered his eyelids to hide the loneliness in his eyes.

"Brother Green Boy, if you meet them next time, can you persuade them to stop quarreling all the time?"

"Okay, wrap it up on me."

Apart from anything else, I will never show mercy to scumbags and mistresses.

Wukong suppressed his anger and asked, "So what do you want from me?"

"Beg me," Taishang Laojun grinned, "Beg me, and I will choose you. Otherwise, your master will have to go with other monkeys to obtain the scriptures."

He was overjoyed. After so many years, he finally got his revenge for the alchemy furnace.

As long as he saw Wukong's frustrated and forbearing look, he felt that the ticket he just bought was worth it.

Nezha peeked in, wondering when these two had become so close that they were even whispering to each other.