why don't you wear pants

Chapter 17: The Silly Bird Phoenix

Kegeldart was stunned.

Jin Long waved to them: "Let's fight."

Kaigdart: "..."

This is not a fight, this is a one-sided massacre!

The golden dragon was fast, and Kegedat screamed from the beating, and the cries resounded throughout the clan.

In the end, after the golden dragon beat them, the two got fatter.

Jin Long said: "The next time you bring a woman into my house, it won't be so light."

Kegdart shook his head with a swollen face.

Wan'er looked at Jinlong's back and gritted her teeth.

When Jinlong came back, Bai Er didn't eat and was waiting for him.The two finished the dish together.

Bai Er said to Jin Long: "Can you take me to the place where you stole the gold?"

Jinlong nodded.

That place didn't seem far away. With Bai Er, the golden dragon leaped into the sky, then flew down again, and it was there.

Bai Er stood on the ground dazedly: "...so fast."

Jin Long: "It's not far from here."

When Bai Er thought about forming a bond, Jinlong took him to the cave in an instant.

Here is a city, the city wall built of green bricks, more than ten meters high, above which are soldiers wearing armor.

He had seen the war between the Walong tribe and the barbarians, and he thought that there were no weapons here. As a result, everyone here has a share in the soldiers.

And, they're all wearing clothes...

Bai Er looked at the golden dragon who had turned into a human being and said, "Brother Long, should you put on your clothes?"

Jin Long took Bai Er's hand and walked inside: "They can't see us."

Can you still play like this?

Bai Er followed Jinlong into the city, and sure enough, the soldiers who were questioning at the gate of the city did not see him.

Several naked men were stopped by soldiers at the city gate.

The soldier said: "You are not allowed to enter the city without clothes!"

The man pointed to the small cloth strip on the pendant: "Look carefully, I'm wearing it!"

The soldier said, "It's too small, I can't see it!"

man:"……"

Then the man left.

Bai Er glanced at the man's pendant, it was really small...

The city is very lively, people come and go, there are all kinds of hawkers, and they are all dressed neatly.

Bai Er glanced at the upright Golden Dragon, feeling a little petty/ashamed/ashamed.He took off his coat, wrapped it around Jinlong's body, and said, "Take it as a pair of trousers."

Jinlong shrugged, and the two flew up.

Bai Er: "..."

Might as well not wear...

The two came to a small house. The style of the house was inexplicably similar to the Golden House. There were many people coming in and out at the door, all carrying things in their hands.

Beside them stood two women.

Woman A said: "It's so pitiful, I think his family was the richest man back then."

Woman B said: "It's not anymore. I heard that all the gold in his house disappeared overnight! Even the clothes were stolen!"

Woman A said pitifully, "No wonder the house is being sold."

Bai Er: "..."

No wonder Jinlong has so much gold to build a gold house.

Bai Er couldn't help but said to Jin Long: "Why don't you save some for him?"

Jin Long said: "Xiaobai, do you know what he does?"

Bai Er opened his eyes wide: "What?"

Jin Long: "He specializes in arresting tribes that have no protection outside, and then sells all the captured men and women as slaves."

Bai Er was furious: "You should have smashed his house too!"

Jin Long said: "This time, I came here to smash his house." After speaking, a thunderbolt struck from the sky, and the house turned into ashes all of a sudden, but the people inside were fine.

With the chop of the golden dragon, the phoenix came out.

She turned into a big bird, flew in front of the two of them, frowned and looked at Jinlong: "I turned a blind eye to what you did last time, but this time you dare to hack my house!"

Bai Er said weakly: "It's not yours..."

Fenghuang turned into a human, and glared at Bai Er: "What are you, did I tell you to talk? Shut up!"

Bai Er: "..."

Jin Long protected Bai Er behind his back, raised his eyebrows at Feng Feng: "You don't know what your subordinates are doing?"

Fenghuang snorted: "It's just a mortal, if you sell it, you will sell it."

Jin Long sneered: "It's just a house, I can chop it up if I want."

Fenghuang stomped his feet: "Then you can't hack my house either! There are many houses on Qilin's side, why don't you hack his house!"

Jin Long was silent for a while, and said: "He cannibalizes people, it's useless if I hack the house."

Fenghuang was stunned: "What's the relationship between the two?"

Jin Long: "His house is full of food, if I split one, he will eat one."

Phoenix: "What the hell are you talking about!"

Fenghuang couldn't understand what Jinlong was saying and almost went crazy, she scratched her head and disappeared all of a sudden.

Bai Er: "..."

Can you still play like this?

Jin Long took Bai Er's hand: "Come on, let's rob the house today."

Bai Er: "Are you sure Phoenix won't fight for you?"

Jin Long smiled: "That silly bird, she will go crazy if she says a few more words that she doesn't understand."

Bai Er: "...you really understand her"

Jin Long looked at Bai Er with contempt: "Birds are so stupid."

Bai Er: "..."

Phoenix has a lot of cities, and Golden Dragon chose the biggest one.He flew in the sky, opened the dragon's mouth, and the whole city became smaller and flew into the mouth.

Then, all the people in the city stood naked on the ground with a dazed look on their faces.

"what happened?"

"I do not know either!"

"Why are my clothes gone!"

Phoenix sensed it and flew over again, seeing the bare city, the whole bird was going crazy.

She roared: "Dead dragon, spit out my city!"

Jinlong didn't speak.

Bai Er looked to the left, looked again, and finally lay quietly on the golden dragon's head without saying a word.

Seeing that the golden dragon was silent, the phoenix turned into a man and a bird all of a sudden, and the messy bird feathers flew around.

She roared: "If you don't spit it out, believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

Golden Dragon cosplay Wangfushi, motionless.

The phoenix turned into a human and pointed at the golden dragon: "Don't think I'll let you go if you don't speak!"

……

Fenghuang stomped: "Speak up!"

The phoenix turned into a bird again, spinning around in the air, and then returned to the ground and turned into a human: "Why don't you speak!"

There was no movement on Jinlong's side for a long time, Fenghuang finally calmed down, looked in the direction of Jinlong uncertainly, and said, "Dead dragon?"

Phoenix bit his finger, looked at Jinlong suspiciously, turned into a bird, wandered around in the air, and flew away.

Bai Er: "..."

Silly bird!

The phoenix disappeared, the golden dragon jumped into the sky, and the two returned to the clan.

The tribe is busy, most of them are hunting wild animals, and some women go to the forest to catch little white rabbits, look for fungus or dig carrots.

The women of the barbarian tribe are very tough. They are going to catch the little white rabbit. Half of the women of the Walong tribe follow. Most of the women of the big tribe have no objection, but a few of them are not happy.

The big clan used to have a forest, where they could eat and drink easily, and beautiful women didn't need to go hunting, as long as they were in the clan, they played with the men.

They are beautiful, and most of them are unarmed. When they heard that they were going to hunt, none of them were willing.

The strong and strong woman was angry, and she didn't go hunting or cooking. Maybe she thought she was in the big family and stayed in the man's room all day long!

They thought so, and said so. A dozen beautiful daughters cried, and each of them was pear blossoms with rain. Those who didn't know it thought they were being bullied.

The big brothers of the big family watched their favorite woman cry, one by one, but they dared not go forward.

They are still guilty.

The Walong tribe and the barbarian tribe are different from the big tribes. They have few people. If they only relied on men, the tribe would have been extinct long ago.

And men don't care about women's affairs. Here, if you have big fists, you can listen to whom.

Among the women, the strongest is the barbarian, and her name is Zora.

Zora is dark, her muscles are stronger than a man's, and her face is even rougher. Because of her appearance, there is no man yet.

She crossed her arms and looked at the beautiful woman who kept crying: "Hunting, cooking, you choose one."

There are more than 1000 people in the clan, if they cook, when will they have to do it!I'm afraid that these white and tender hands will become rough and ugly like these women!

They kept crying, and Zora was upset when she heard it: "If you cry again, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"

The beautiful women looked at the men around them asking for help.

The man grinned at them, but didn't move.

The beautiful women cried even harder, Zora raised her hand and beat each of them up.

Then, be honest.

Wan'er touched her swollen face and lowered her eyes.

Jinlong came back with Bai Er.

People in the clan who saw it cheered, and the golden dragon stopped in the sky and said to them, "All gather in the open space in front of the golden house."

Hundreds of people immediately dropped their work and happily ran to the open space.

This is the first time the leader ordered them!

Everyone came to the open space, and the golden dragon spit out the city.

The clan land was obviously not as big as the city, and the surrounding hills were leveled by the golden dragon, and the city was suppressed.

Everyone blinked and found that they were stepping on stone bricks, and they were so excited that they didn't know what to say.

Jin Long said: "You can choose any house here."

One by one cheered and ran to choose a house.

The houses are all made of stone bricks, which are not only strong, but also warm.Walking in, the cups inside are all silverware, and the clothes and quilts are even more excellent silk.

The street is even more spacious for them to roam freely.

Most of the men climbed up the city, and every few meters there was a set of armor and silver guns. They cheered and put on the armor, and used the silver guns in their hands unfamiliarly.

The golden dragon came down in front of the golden house, turned into a human, holding Bai Er.

Wan'er did not run to choose a house like the others, but sat at the door, covering her swollen face, and looked at Jinlong mournfully.

Bai Er: "..."

Jinlong wrapped around the clothes Bai Er gave him, and approached the golden house.

The light in Wan'er's eyes became brighter and brighter.

Jin Long approached, kicked Wan'er away, and opened the lock.

Bai Er glanced at Wan'er who was kicked far away, not knowing what to do.He sighed, patted Jin Long's hand, signaled to let go, came to Wan'er, squatted down: "Why do you have to do this?"

Wan'er tilted her head: "What?"

Bai Er: "Seduce my man!"

Wan'er chuckled lightly: "There is no distinction between you and me here." She stood up slowly: "Do you know that every man can bully the women here. Even if he has a child for him, if he hates it, Or drive the woman out of the house and give it to another man."

Bai Er frowned: "What?!"

Wan'er looked at him with a sneer: "Why, I don't know? It's okay, you will know when Long dislikes you. Although you are a man, you are good-looking, and a man with special taste likes you."

Bai Er was completely confused, he suddenly thought about the matter of Keig's woman in another man's house.